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WE
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VICTIMS
ACKNOWLEDGE
OUR
FEELINGS

>base building
>in a game about constantly going to new planets

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>LE SHITTY SUBNAUTICA PATCH

>shitposting

Reported for hate speech.

Holy shit they didn't flee the country?

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She looks cute.

She looked much better with short hair.

That's a boy, you doofus.

Pic related is a girl. Learn the difference.

I am confus

Is she british?

Does this help?

Yes

Good

>implying you aren't born with your gender
She is and always was a beautiful woman.

Ya know, that doesn't really say or even imply anything about victimhood. Just pride in releasing the fruits of hard work.

You.

Yes, you. The one screaming, "There's no multiplayer!" and "Sean Murray lied to us!" and other slurs I dare not mention.

Tread lightly.

You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.

I don't feel awkward or anxious playing No Man's Sky around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful world that has been procedurally generated for us - and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We No Man's Sky fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.

Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you.

I pity you.

I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that No Man's Sky is such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.

I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Uninstall Call of Duty, start up No Man's Sky, and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of your first planet, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.

>be Narcissa
>be a socialist scum
>be "above" having a job
>be constantly high on the Mary-J
>beg for money for nothing

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Socialism, not even once.

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Is he our guy, Sup Forums?

why is he holding a door knob

There's nothing inherently wrong with weed. The rest of that stuff is degenerate, but if you buy your own weed I don't see any problem with using it as much as you want, same with alcohol

Why did grown men from 100's of years ago think this haircut was fucking okay?

People will say the same thing about this shit in a couple hundred years

PLAY THE VICTIM CARD

GAIN SYMPTAHY

LIE AGAIN

REPEAT

I despise nu-males like Sean so much

Ten years at most.

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LOLWTF I LOVE THEM SO MUCH NOW!!!

I feel sorry for people like this. They're so stupid and naive.

Didn't think they'd actually update it. I might actually play again now that there's something to fucking do

>now that there's something to fucking do
Like?

tortanic faggots really ruined this place

Like pottery

They should just add "added online multiplayer" in every patch note from now on as a joke.

youre so fucking stupid

Alright,I'm curious,what does the patch add?

How?

Everything that they promised but couldn't finish for launch.

Multiplayer and base building, also added new hostile npcs and revamped AI, creatures behave in a more realistic fashion, forming packs, defending territory, etc.

it doesn't add anything really
it allows them to consider releasing a "base building" add-on later on (whatever that means), but this update has basically zero content

This will be the next E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy
Calling it

>Source: my ass

I'm looking at the patch notes right now

people are in for another disappointment

Here's your one (you). You deserve it kiddo.

kek, this never gets old.

I'm saying it now.

elaborate

do you think peasants had hair stylists or electric razors?

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I like this

It looks nice on twinks.

A man who doesn't want a dick in his ass shouldn't ever be seen with a sidecut, though.

Game Modes-

Explorers can now decide to play with different rule sets, across three game modes:

Normal mode is the original chilled exploration experience

Creative mode allows players to explore the universe without limits, and build a huge base

Survival mode really changes the game, creating a much more challenging endurance experience

Base Building-

Claim your home planet by finding an uninhabited base and creating your own, fully bespoke outpost.

Construct your homestead for shelter, using modular structures and decorations, replicated from resources gathered while exploring

Recruit alien lifeforms to help research new technology. Farming, engineer, weapons and science specialists are hirable from Space Stations

Use Terminus Teleporters in Space Stations to teleport to and from your base at will

Expand your base with storage containers to stockpile precious resources and rare products

Find an even more beautiful location and you can simply dismantle your previous homestead to refund all of the spent resources

Farming-

Cultivate biome dependent crops outdoors, or inside your base or Freighter using Hydroponic Labs

Plants grow over time and offer a steady supply of resources to be harvested

Hire a farming specialist to research and grow ten new plant types, and discover new resource elements

Making Camp-

Players can now build essential equipment in the field on-planet

Place save points anywhere in the world, crucial for Survival mode

Automated Harvesters gather resources from mineral deposits in your absence

Waypoints can be placed and colour-coded to allow explorers to return to discoveries

Communications Terminals allow explorers to leave sub-space messages for others to find

Discover nearby mineral deposits, uninhabited bases or suit upgrades with the use of a Signal Scanner

>everyone was a peasant
>peasants wore clothes like that
hair stylists have been a thing for millennia

How is it shitposting? Starbound tried to do this as well and it sucked for the same reason it will suck in this game.

tl;dr - you're gonna have lots of "fun" farming resources to do all this shit

Reminder: Sean Murray went on national television and lied. He's not a victim.

I mean they have been fucked more than average.
Losing everything in a flood, Britain apparently owning the word sky, and the publisher telling them to shit or get off the pot.

Still not buying it though.

Freighters-

Purchase huge interstellar Freighters at great expense, and then summon them from anywhere in the galaxy

Resources can be teleported to your Freighter while on-planet, ideal for stockpiling goods for trading

Customise the inside of your Freighter within the Base Building section
Create extended cargo holds to expand your vessel’s capacity, and grow crops of rare resources on board

Transport your Freighter and its cargo to different, more economically favourable systems to maximise your earnings
Use the new recruitment system to crew your Freighter with Engineer, Farmer, Weapons and Science specialists to help research new technologies


The rest is UI changes, more items and technical shit

>lets make it like minecraft guysz

>How is it shitposting?
Because you intentionally post misleading shit and lie by omission.

damn, that sounds pretty nice. I'll probably end up pirating it once it drops. fuck buying this game, Sean and his dev team can eternally fuck off.

>as much as you want, same with alcohol
depends on how much you want

It is meaningful because they could have just taken the money and ran, and hoped they were forgotten in time.

Instead they decided to be greedy and try to scam people some more.

If you want base building, ship building, better resource gathering and better combat, play Empyrion or Space Engineers.

>'Update' right before Xmas
>People will buy into this BS a SECOND TIME
>MFW

Not in my opinion, as long as you can afford it then it's not a problem.

Ahhahahhahahaaha
Riiiiiiight

Because they liked berries and cream.

desu
berries and cream are tasty as heck

What did Sean Murray lie about?

I don't get why they always choose those names if they identify as a woman and want to be one.

>hmm do I want a normal girl's name to affirm my gender identity like Sarah, Rebecca, Susan, Jane

>nah I'm gonna go with a stripper name like Scarlette, Belladonna or Narcissa, that way people will take me seriously!

They're talking about how much effort they have to put into making such a huge game with a team of 12.

Please refrain from shitposting.

wth I didn't type desu i typed desu

Inbreeding. Normal people didn't have haircuts like that, only inbred noblemen.

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Welcome, newfag.
Now get the fuck out.

WHAT THE FUCKKKK

baka desu senpai

>thinking anyone will fall for this

Dear Lord this guy is straight up emotionally manipulative.

>That cuck letter to reviews
>"If you could have lived our lives"

Embarrassing

I shit on the game as hard as anyone when it came out, but I have to give them some respect for not just shitting on everyone and running away with the money

I don't watch clickbait

I can empathize because the internet force is large and never stops however they are also big idiots for promising what they knew couldn't be delivered. They lied and just didn't play it right. Gotta be careful in the public eye more than ever. You're also a big idiot if you bought it too regardless of anything they said, because you took someone's word as truth without looking at any shred of evidence.

Are you a little lad who loves berries and cream?

well then fucking google it then, faggot.

dude lied about soo many features in his game, right up to release. Then they went dark and said nothing, due to certain "reasons"

If the top were a bit shorter it would be fine to sculpt it like that if its that long it should probably be a bit more relaxed in styling.

>What did he lie about
>*Given vid of everything he lied about in public*
>no

say it with me Sup Forums

"I will not believe his lies"

How do you know they won't update the game to include more features later?

To be honest I'll never understand why everyone wants him to publicly make some sort of statement.

The whole reason they're in this mess in the first place is because they didn't know how to shut up and kept promising unrealistic things and showing off things they had barely started. The fact that they've learned to stop that talking until they have something to show is a GOOD thing right?

2 fucking late

anyone who didn't see it coming a mile away is an idiot

right up until release I was asking "what do you do" and everyone said "explore"

i know you're 12 and you know nothing about the world but you shouldn't expect any kind of recognition for doing what you were supposed to do

>if YOU could have lived OUR lives
>no victimhood

Yeah, ok.

I don't see an Early Access card on this piece of shit game.

>not posting funny as hell summary
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