Playing Skyrim

>Playing Skyrim
>Choose a female character
>Make a cute nord barbarian loli
>Dad walks in and says "Why are you playing as a little girl?"
>Think of a lie and say "I'm forced to play as one"
>He says "No you're not, your uncle has this game and he's able to play as a man"
>"Well, I thought it would be fun to play as a little girl killing stuff"
>Dad gives me a funny look, "You ain't getting fruity on me, are you?"
>I start to laugh and say "No, sir."
>He decides to just leave
>Make the decision to never tell him I'm bisexual

Worst luck you've ever had in Elder Scrolls?

>I am le bisexual meme
I bet the only sexual act that resembles bisexual is having the fence that you are sitting on go far up your diluted asshole

Probably installing a bunch of creature mods and getting scared shitless running across something i've never seen at night.

>night is darker than an Argentinian's asshole thanks to ENB
>teleport home to sleep until the morning
>the second I load in, a fucking chimera jumps out of the pitch black
>alt+tab

>start a new file
>running from Riverwood to Whiterun at night
>can't see 2 inches in front of my face
>see and hear nirnroot glow while crossing a bridge
>jump down to get it
>turn around only to be face to face with some gigantic modded troll under the bridge

Sometimes I just feel like playing as girl. The only male I've ever been attracted to was Griffith from Berserk. I don't see the issue

Why does everyone on Sup Forums have these weird, insecure, psuedo-macho Dads that still think they're in 1952?

>sir
>caring about what your dad thinks
>living with your parents
Kek what a cuck

Why does everyone on Sup Forums have these weird, insecure, homosexual tendencies and think that "current year" matters?

>Think of a lie
Why?
>Calling your dad sir
No wonder you're a fag.

trailer trash americans

Pretty much. Lower income families are generally more socially stunted.

>Not having any respect for your dad
Wew lads

The go-to excuse for playing as a girl is something like
>If I'm staring at a characters ass all the time I want it to be a girl

>same situation happens in UK household
>get grounded because female character isn't wearing a hijab

You don't need to have some kind of pseudo sub-dom relationship with your father to respect him you homo

>Socially stunted
>not having a mental illness is being socially stunted
>wanting your offspring to be defective abominations
Being a fag is not natural if it was it would serve some form of purpose.

>bisexual
Either you end up gay or you don't, there's no such thing as half a sexuality

you should seriously consider killing yourself you fucking pedophile

he's playing as a little girl though, that excuse is no longer acceptable

Because their Dads are closetfags.

we get it you don't have a good relationship with your father, bravo

>Almost always play male characters in games where its a choice.
>Skyrim SE comes out.
>Already beat the game several times with male characters.
>Decide to slut about as a qt Breton since I have a hard-on for Muiri.
>Marry her and be lesbo moms to adopted kids.

I'm having more fun than I thought I'd be having.


Which is a terrible excuse, especially for Skyrim where you can play in first person mode.

There are people who play in 3rd person mode?

Because it's a meme that they use for the (You)s.

>If you don't refer to your father as sir and lie to him so he won't disown you, you don't have a good relationship with him

Astonishing.

Lol get out of here Logarius.

The ONLY excuse you have for playing as a girl is "le look at ass meme" which nobody has ever fallen for. NOBODY stares at a characters ass while playing. You're looking at anything but your character, so what's the point in being a super hot 8 year old?

Seeing how things are in her shoes I guess. I just think of it as possession rather than dress-up.

in a game where story is a non factor and character isnt voice acted you might as well play as the best looking character availeable
Like in WoW

>playing on console mode AKA first person mode

K

>not just swapping to first person view
>playing Skyrim in 3rd pv at all
Nigger, you retarded.

>Not just saying you're into warrior women

>console mode
What?

Opposite for me, if its a fem centric game or say, a multiplayer title without story, I can play as any waifu character, but if it's immersive story rpg shit, I am always gonna play a male.

>Playing girl character in a game
>Person asks why
>It's because either certain character has abilities/is the class I like to play, because stat differences, because I already played as a guy or will next and there are quests or story parts that differ, or simply because a chick wielding a huge hammer is fun
Little do they know, I wish to be the little girl.

I don't understand why people view the character that they play as as an extension of themselves, like the character represents them. I usually view my character as a separate entity, so in something like WoW, sometimes I play as a girl because I think girls are hot and I'd like to look at a girl while I play, not because I want to be a girl.

Nobody plays in console baby mode except for console babies like yourself

Thats 100% in agreement with what I said.

>first person is console baby mode
>when the game was designed to be played in first person with third person being an optional addition
wat

First person mode is easier with controllers for skyrim, but m&k is better in third person.


THIS ONLY APPLIES TO SKYRIM AND OBLIVION

But it does, my friend. As time passes, people change. Social norms change. What is socially acceptable changes. The world changes.
Peace, brother.

"I like girls more than boys"

what is "low impact"? Like finger blasting her?

Boy does progress suck now.
On the other hand, we may be progressing into Sup Forumss wet dream

How would first person mode be easier with a controller for Skyrim?
I've played it on PS3 and PC about 60 hours each and prefer PC. never do third person, it's awkward

I once went in a Draughr dungeon and all I found was an enchanted iron axe.

>People actually preferring 3rd person for gameplay.

Wut.

I switch it around between 1st and 3rd, depends on the situation.

I wish there was better loot in skyrim then 8 fucking coins and some shitty battle axe

> Skyrim
> Play

Wat, I thought people just downloaded every mod possible and spent 40 hours a week making sure it worked and that's it.

Is this pasta? Doesn't matter, kek'd audibly.

I only use first person for examining shit or using the bow. I'm not playing a fucking cawadooty. Besides, it's not as if I need high accuracy when I'm swinging a fucking axe.

I dunno. The floaty animations would kill it for me.

Sure, but you still call it "playing Skyrim".

Morrowloot?

>he fell for the"You can only be gay or straight" meme

Because Skyrim has zero role-playing factor so I'd rather a woman in the middle of my screen than some hairy dude.

>He thinks you're gay
>You're actually a pedophile.
You kinda dodged a bullet there op.

It could be worse, he could be... a gay pedophile ghost.

i fap to women and traps. that is bisexual.

>Make the decision to never tell him I'm bisexual
It's good that you've decided not to lie to your father. There are no bisexual males, only fags.

because nothing is real. OP's story never happened. Ever.

Honestly being bisexual would be great. Maximizes potential for pleasure.

Hard for a virgin like you to relate though. :^)

Why are you so uptight and trying to defend this, they grew up in different times, we get it. your family sucks.

I always thought bisexual was finding straight up men attractive too.

>You don't know you're gay until you've have gay sex.
>I know I'm straight even though I'm a Sup Forumsirgin!!

Traps are straight up men.

do you mean 'dilated' you illiterate burger

Who the fuck knows, apparently nobody on Sup Forums does because there's a billion different opinions. And I've yet to find a scientific document that outlines what a bisexual person is attracted to.

>I'm bisexual
>loli
Your a closet pedo

It does serve a purpose you dumb fuck. It controls population levels it happens in animals and has been a thing for as long as humans have been on this earth.

They are attracted to both men and women. there are no other kinds of people on earth.

But its never too late, user

There are lizardmen like Hillary.

Lizard "lady", you goofy.

>third person melee is better on pc
Is this a joke?

>sir
Have you ever met a father or son who called him sir, who weren't deranged? I can think of three: a son in prison for beating his girlfriend too many times, a son who died slamming heroin, and a father who started a cult and killed himself.

My dad is military and even then it'd be fucking weird. Friends dads who expected sir were losers who didn't get respect from anyone at work/on duty.

see? you're not fooling anybody.
we don't believe you, and we don't care. you're NOT looking at your character except maybe while creating it.

They're the majority, but since being attracted to dudes carries such a stigma (you can and will get killed for it in some states), they'll never actually admit it out loud. It's really rare to find somebody who is 100% straight, male or female.

I can't figure out why I always play female characters. I definitely like being a man, and I have never wanted be a woman or anything and I'm straight. I enjoy looking at women of course, but I also like pretending to be one, on many levels. Yet I've never had any desire to cross dress or pretend to be a woman. I guess it's the same as killing, or lots of other things in games. It's fun in the game, but that doesn't mean it's something I want to do in reality.

>a scientific document outlining what a crazy person thinks
wew
>They're the majority
PROJECTING

>shit that never happened

>homosexual
>children
>no problem where is even lol xD things just happen duuuuuude

Did you guys ever see that Skyrim porn artist who made one of his pictures a big long SJW rant because somebody complained about a Redguard fucking Lydia in one of his pictures

You need to figure out the difference between progress, and becoming a melancholy retard, that accepts shit that doesn't hold up to scrutiny
Change is neither good, or bad

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