Ah shit, motherfuckers, it's time for a text adventure

Ah shit, motherfuckers, it's time for a text adventure.

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An underage girl wielding a heavy psychology textbook

Spooky ghost warrior

Bonermancer

A Leper.

Turdomancer

...

Cryomancer.

Spooky McBooniggles

Cindy

Dr spookman

flaskman

I know the most obscure, hidden text adventures from the 90s, and you can't play them

Sam Dean

D Trump

Sir Spaghetti

Dong Expander

...

milhouse

The Fattest spectator we can hold

Bear arms

ye flask

a white sheet

Our weapon is a charming personality

Let's go Psych textbook, we'll get a better understanding of why these gladiators live to kill

Ghost knuckle boxing

Eggs

...

Make sexual advances

I roll to seduce

cum with him

get ye flask

Rape the guard

attack him

Possess him and get the hell out of dodge

...

THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I

...

drink from the flask

Get troll.

>not making it female on male rape

hide in his anus

Go east

You're a ghost, so possess the guard.

summon cthulhu

Take over the guard

smoke an e cig

wield the guard

Suk dic for colleg

Find another guard and rape him too

...

Try harder

wield. the. guard.

become a ghost loli

search for loot in his anus

Get guard

Put on his armor

get ye gaurd

Float away

possess the guard

dual wield guard and The Fattest spectator

...

Go to the arena and get clobberin

enter the arena

Head to arena

Rush out

Escape from there

go to arena

touch myself

we have a weapon, time to go into the arena!

Apologize to the guard by inviting him to your next tea party

YOUR TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW

arena time bby.

...

clobbering time

Rape the scars man

Ask if they're masterworks all

Fight him, hes probably your opponent

Rape him

lick scars

Make the scarred man kiss the guard and fondle him while casually explaining the rules of the arena

I came here for get ye flask

Was not disappointed

inquire about his strongest potions.

This is best suggestion. Do it.

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Grab scars guy and duel wield rape victim and scars guy

wield the scarred man

Sell him the fat man

He aint need no weapon
Barehand is all he need

Lick the guard's ear while staring intently at scars man

...

RAPE VICTIM

level up and wield both

neither. barehanded

guard man.

RAPE VICTIM but also Make the scarred man kiss the guard and fondle him while casually explaining the rules of the arena

Do pushups for a level up and then wield both

The rape victim

There's a board entirely dedicated to this stuff, OP.

Check out /qst/.