Ah shit, motherfuckers, it's time for a text adventure.
Ah shit, motherfuckers, it's time for a text adventure
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An underage girl wielding a heavy psychology textbook
Spooky ghost warrior
Bonermancer
A Leper.
Turdomancer
...
Cryomancer.
Spooky McBooniggles
Cindy
Dr spookman
flaskman
I know the most obscure, hidden text adventures from the 90s, and you can't play them
Sam Dean
D Trump
Sir Spaghetti
Dong Expander
...
milhouse
The Fattest spectator we can hold
Bear arms
ye flask
a white sheet
Our weapon is a charming personality
Let's go Psych textbook, we'll get a better understanding of why these gladiators live to kill
Ghost knuckle boxing
Eggs
...
Make sexual advances
I roll to seduce
cum with him
get ye flask
Rape the guard
attack him
Possess him and get the hell out of dodge
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THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
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drink from the flask
Get troll.
>not making it female on male rape
hide in his anus
Go east
You're a ghost, so possess the guard.
summon cthulhu
Take over the guard
smoke an e cig
wield the guard
Suk dic for colleg
Find another guard and rape him too
...
Try harder
wield. the. guard.
become a ghost loli
search for loot in his anus
Get guard
Put on his armor
get ye gaurd
Float away
possess the guard
dual wield guard and The Fattest spectator
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Go to the arena and get clobberin
enter the arena
Head to arena
Rush out
Escape from there
go to arena
touch myself
we have a weapon, time to go into the arena!
Apologize to the guard by inviting him to your next tea party
YOUR TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW
arena time bby.
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clobbering time
Rape the scars man
Ask if they're masterworks all
Fight him, hes probably your opponent
Rape him
lick scars
Make the scarred man kiss the guard and fondle him while casually explaining the rules of the arena
I came here for get ye flask
Was not disappointed
inquire about his strongest potions.
This is best suggestion. Do it.
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Grab scars guy and duel wield rape victim and scars guy
wield the scarred man
Sell him the fat man
He aint need no weapon
Barehand is all he need
Lick the guard's ear while staring intently at scars man
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RAPE VICTIM
level up and wield both
neither. barehanded
guard man.
RAPE VICTIM but also Make the scarred man kiss the guard and fondle him while casually explaining the rules of the arena
Do pushups for a level up and then wield both
The rape victim
There's a board entirely dedicated to this stuff, OP.
Check out /qst/.