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Someone post the podcast.
PSX predictions?

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it's already in their patreon so someone should have the link.
Please Ben do it for the bois.

Yay

Ben, get in here. We need you.

PLEASE BEN-KUN I'M GIVING YOU GUYS $2 BECAUSE I'M A POORFAG.

help us ben

Be nice to ben and he'll give us the link

BEN IS CUTE! CUTE!

Ben looked really manly and sexy in the new bets video.

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Anyone know who the podcast guests are this week?

Ian, Anthony Burch and Damiani

>that betting special
>That Brad
>the look of horror when Brad came up with Huber's wager
Perfect

N E W E R A

You should really give them the $5 a month you poor fucks

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IT IS TOO LATE, I HAVE STOLEN YOUR PRECIOUS KYLE FOR MY OWN

my mannnn

the comfiest guests

Thanks Benpai

Thanks ben

SJW allies

I give them a dollar. If I wasn't broke I'd give more. I do have my Twitch Prime for them though.

Nice one Ben

Ben when will Don be on the podcast?

EZA and their positivity has no place on Sup Forums

Thanks Ben.
My first born shall be sacrificed in your name.

Their feminism you mean.

You're trying too hard. Ian is the only dumbfuck when it comes to that. The others have reasonable and logical viewpoints on egalitarianism.

Yea I kinda popped a chubby when I saw him

he also seemed like he was high as shit

Huber gets triggered by DQ8 vavaboom and mafia 3 playboy magazines
Kyle wont say certain words like midget
Jones is completely tamed by his wife

Only Blood is based when it comes to political views, oonly one I really respect

Huber also responded to a comment saying "Japan idolizes sex, the west idolizes violence, which is worse?" In a very positive way, it just was something he was more shocked at and then later accepted. I was there for that stream.

Also Kyle won't even curse on camera it makes sense that he wouldn't use a word that is literally considered an offensive slur to a group of people.

Kazooie says midget in Banjo/kazooie I laughed but he got triggered instead of laughing it off

not wanting to offend people makes you a cuck, you cuck

>Kyle won't even curse on camera it makes sense that he wouldn't use a word that is literally considered an offensive slur to a group of people

Thats good for his career, he lives in commiefornia

He was most certainly not "triggered". He reacted the same way he does to a lot of the shit Kazooie says throughout the game, since Kazooie's just a bit of a cunt. He sets certain boundaries upon himself for certain streams/videos. For example, he won't say "midget" but he'll say "yo, you afta a brotha's dick?" in a black voice in other videos.

No. If you go out of your way to say an offensive term, like calling a black person "nigger", that makes you an asswipe. Not trying to do that doesn't make you a cuck it makes you not an asswipe. While midget isn't exactly the same, it's still offensive. Don't buy into the fact that not being an asshole is being a cuck. Going out of your way to be offended like Ian is being a cuck.

>when it comes to political views
Stop giving a shit about what people like this have to say when not about video games. It's that easy.

Exactly, I think he has other reasons as well but I think he keeps his audience in mind. Which makes sense since...without them he wouldn't be doing what he was doing.

Why does every thread on this board eventually become SJW bitching?

I would if they stopped bringing it up on camera all the time.
I dont want to see any of that but they cant stop getting trigerred

Literally the only one who does that is Ian. The rest actually try to reign him in most of the time. Get your head out of your ass not everyone is against you faggot.

The problem is when their views are forced into places that they shouldn't be. I was watching an old Fiasco the other day and the setting was a shitty hick town in the South with a prominent church influencing half of the characters. Ian still somehow managed to be in a lesbian relationship with a disabled woman and the church also managed to be "forward thinking and progressive." It's the only one I've ever not been able to finish because Ian outright admits that he's living out one of his fantasies in forcing Kyle to play as his handicapped lesbian lover.

Again you said it yourself this time -- literally ONLY Ian. And yes Ian fucking sucks I agree with that.

The entire video game industry stopped actually being about video games ages ago.
It's just a hugbox for beta cucks now.

How about the time Ian got triggered by the fact that battlefield one doesn't let you play as a girl. Despite the fact that its fucking ww1 which had a notable lack of female soldiers. Does he just hate historical accuracy?

Dude I browse Sup Forums daily and binge watched every podcast and the only time guy getting triggered is Ian and even then he has calmed down a lot.

I'm not the one who initially mentioned their "SJW views" or whatever. I was just providing a recent example of how it only takes "ONLY Ian" to ruin an entire video.

we had enough shooters based on history, it's time for shooters based on her story :^)

But you said "their" views and not Ian's. However in your case I'll just say watch videos that Ian isn't in. Personally I can't stand him or damiani, but the rest are strong enough to me to be able to tolerate the videos those two fuckbags are in.

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Can you guys stfu and appreciate how great Michael Huber is?

Holy shit that actually hurts me because that is literally something he would say

Dear God what the fuck

>or damiani
I've never quit out an EZA video so fast as the Half-Life video

It's because the industry is about marketing now rather than good games. The faggot hugbox is just a side effect of big publishers prioritising public perception of their company and games above all else for those pre order sales.

If the mouthbreathing masses could not be retarded and instead behaved like informed and responsible consumers we wouldn't have any of this political bullshit in the industry.

>he has calmed down a lot
Are we watching the same shit? He manages to bring it up in EVERY SINGLE VIDEO. It's unreal. He managed to take the fucking EZA logo colour discussion and make it some unspoken homo shit. It's baffling.

All of them hold those views, except Blood and maybe Brad. All of them. Ian is the one who is by far the most vocal about it, but all of them are commiefornians. Natural SJWs.

Maybe I just don't remember that video, what happened? Did damiani do something fuckheaded again? That fuckhead.

So if you disagree with people you refuse to watch their videos? I'll recommend you open your world a bit, you can disagree with someone and still respect them. However you obviously have no obligation to do that.

It seems like maybe you just don't like these guys. In which case...why are you here?

>Used to love these guys back during the GT era.
>Now that they're independent they're all prude, unfunny, and whine about PC shit.

This is the same shit that happened to Adam Sessler, why does this keep happening?

Not video games.

Also advertising is against the world.

Even if it were video games, get some taste.

>It seems like maybe you just don't like these guys. In which case...why are you here?

It seems like you don't want opposing, critical perspectives to be posted, in which case, why are you here, posting on a message board? Are you a viral marketer?

>Also advertising is against the world.

I wonder what I was thinking when I wrote this. I'll roll with it.

Kyle bossman sucks at literally every game he plays hes literally retarded at playing games major turbofaggot

They literally talk about videogames 95% of the time, they rarely go off topic.
Holy shit you guys are so sensitive and this is coming from someone who voted Trump.
I listen to them talk about videogames I could care less if they have a transexual orgy afterwards

>So if you disagree with people you refuse to watch their videos?
I'm going to stop you right here and call you a retard. As I've already fucking told you, I'm not the one who started this argument. I have already told you that I am not the one who hates EZA because of their political views. Stop being such a fucking blind cunt.

>open your world a bit
Hang yourself. You're pathetic.

>It seems like maybe you just don't like these guys
You have literally made this up. I watch all of their videos.

I repeat: fucking hang yourself. You're so eager for an argument that you can't even see what's written right in front of you.

>.why are you here?

Thats really fucking funny
Why is this thread here? ecelebs are not tolerated in this board

>Did damiani do something fuckheaded again?
Just his usual Ninty cock loving self who can't wrap his head around how an m&kb works

What? I'm asking you why you're in a thread about getting the podcast EZA produces when you don't like their content. I'm fine with you having opposing viewpoints, honestly I don't really give a shit but like whatever. I'm just legitimately curious why you come into this thread if you don't like the group. Is it just to angrily rant against people that disagree with you?

>honestly I don't really give a shit but like whatever.
I finally get it. You're Ian.

These people actually parade around that they are a safe space, muh positivity muh good vibes, never say anything bad, gotta give FFXV a 9.5 even though its shit, hype hype, all games are awesome and amazing!
How can anyone here like them, they are literally tumblr, wake up guys

But Brad is the best one

Your whole thing was "all of them Have that viewpoint". So? What was your point? Who gives a shit about their political views? Ian I can understand because he throws up in every video he's in. Which is why I recommended videos he's not in. To which you said "but they all have that view!"

So obviously I'm either missing your point or you're just a massive retard.

>all games are awesome and amazing!
Why is your life so awful that you have to blatantly lie in an online thread?

I lol at the idea of Ian coming on Sup Forums and not immediately fainting

Also Ian clearly gives a shit about what others think. He's said people are bad for voting for trump.

I literally don't give a shit what you think. It doesn't impact my life at all. When it starts to impact my life then sure I'll give a shit.

what the fuck is this shit
he straight up said that he liked that there is a context for the playboy collectibles

He literally said it was objectification

Daily reminder: Ben's reviews are ALWAYS a minimum of 2 points higher than the game deserves. If you want true objectivity, Huber is your man.

I said "Their views". You objected to the word "their". I simply reiterated that it isn't only Ian that shares those views. You went on a fucking autist tirade against things that were never said, arguing about shit you had literally made up. Now you're trying to play the victim and trying to deflect away from the fact that you can't even tell which user you're fucking replying to.

Hang yourself, Ian.

>Also Ian clearly gives a shit about what others.
As do you.

>I literally don't give a shit what you think. It doesn't impact my life at all. When it starts to impact my life then sure I'll give a shit
You're doing a whole lot of kicking and screaming for someone who doesn't give a shit. Here's a tip: Stop posting and maybe we'll believe you don't care.

Sophie is the best ally.

Iron Man won't reveal himself and Prey will show shotguns

They're not a hive mind you tard. It's Ian's views leaking into the videos. Watch the final bosman "true hero of hyrule" it's ostensibly the antithesis of everything Ian has ever said.

All I'm asking is why do you come into a thread about the allies to complain about "Muh sjws" when really there's one sjw and the others are relatively discrete about their politics. I don't honestly care if you don't like them. I do want to know your motivations. You're conflating messages and arguing against your own boogeyman user.

>Still going
That's it Ian. Show us all how you totally don't give a shit.

Alright so you're just giving up then. I already explained myself to you, you Mongoloid. Which is already more than you deserve. Here have a bosman.

Imagine if every ally secretly goes to Sup Forums and they are just fighting each other in this thread.

I'll be honest that dog is annoying as fuck.

Watching the game awards only for kyle

>Still going
>Even after having been told he's been responding to the wrong person this whole time
>STILL thinks he's 'won' some made up internet argument that hasn't even actually happened
wew

>it's a huber and blood podcast
Fuck yes

You are literally a moron and I question your literacy if you can't see that the post chain was directly responsive to each post.

Kill yourself

>Gets told explicitly that he's responding to a different person than he thinks he's responding to
>Insists to the contrary while calling others illiterate
>STILL responding to prove he totally doesn't give a shit
I'm so embarrassed for you.

Yeah gotta love it barking and jumping on people in the middle of a podcast! So adorable!

Fuck off with your shit memes.

What is the context behind this?

Where exactly did i start "responding to the wrong person"? I responded to the content of each post with content of my own. If the post I was responding to was retarded, I called them a retard. You for some reason think my direct responses were responses to the first post in the chain or something. They weren't. They were direct responses to the preceding post. Don't be an idiot.

That's because it's true? That doesn't mean he hates it, it's just completely stupid to have this kind of collectible in a mafia game.

This is worse than tiddie anime games where collecting little girl's pantsu is related to the point of the game itself. Mafia 3's collectible are just naked girls for no reason. He's right to point it out.

He said its disgusting and wrong and all that feminist shit

It's a final bosman episode iirc, but I don't remember which one sorry

Right here: That's where you started arguing with a different person while using a completely different person's posts as evidence that the person you were now arguing with hates EZA.

Do try not to embarrass yourself like this in future.

I don't remember this.

No I defend what I said in that post. I was responding to only the previous post. I was saying, as was stated numerous times in the overall thread before (thus the "again") (also I mean the overall thread not the post chain), Ian ruins videos. Not other allies. Now you're hiding behind a sham. Nice try.

That's because he made it up.

>I was responding to only the previous post
Except you weren't, because you were using other preceding posts as evidence that the person you're responding to must "Just hate EZA".

Stop embarrassing yourself.

>Ian ruins videos. Not other allies
The assertion was that all of the allies hold SJW views, not that the allies ruin videos with their views.

Learn how to read, you goddamn illiterate.

What meme you dumb shit it's just a cute dog

What "previous evidence" are you referring to you absolute idiot?

Also
>the problem is when they do this
>only Ian does that
>No that's not what I meant!
Literally you.