DUDE SPLATOON BUT FOR HORNY VIRGINS LMAO

>DUDE SPLATOON BUT FOR HORNY VIRGINS LMAO
Who the fuck signed this off?

>SPLATOON BUT FOR HORNY VIRGINS
so, Splatoon?

Except you don't paint territory.
You just shoot people.
It is just every other Multiplayer TPS.
except with nearly naked to fully naked Anime chicks.

ME!

Is that the Senran Kagura character designer?

That IS Senran Kagura

Because the developers of Senran Kagura have been unanimously called paragons of the industry with their unflappable dedication to making high quality and politically correct games that don't offend anyone.

>Cock
what did she mean by this?

No user, it's Splatoon for people who aren't filthy lolicon trash

>only official art is Yumi

Oh how I hate that lispy bitch...

This doesnt even remotely resemble misty outside the hair

Peach Bitch Splash

Fuck off, boco

Make me, asswipe.

>non-virgins don't get horny
what?

PONOS IN VAGOO

wtf i love ps4 now

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>he gives a shit
Fucking faggot go suck 10,000 "femenine penises" kill yourself.

>SPLATOON BUT FOR HORNY VIRGINS
The real question is why it took so long for someone to do this.

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>murakumo's hips

jesus fuck dude

But will it feature a story mode?

But I already play Splatoon for that

Huh, so you can play as them fully clothed.

Lookin' kinda flabby there, Murakumo.

I'm gonna marry Miss R!

lol

can confirm

>You will never be between Giant Asuka and Giant Yumi fingers
Why live?

One of the first things they said is that this game is part of the canon, so probably. It will probably be a Bon Appetit tier tho.

why the fuck are yumi and asuka so big

I'm preordering this shit

I haven't looked at what comes with the special editions yet, but if it's like EV cards, which will probably be the hardest set

Dream sequence?

Is that Kat or someone from New Wave?

Diorama mode

Probably some diorama they made.

I thought it was Shiki but then I don't know anyone from New Wave

Looks like Leo.

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I like Yozakura.

I like her too.

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It's too early for christmas.

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What the fuck?

They should have given her 6 condoms and left the pokeballs out.

btfo

No it's not, it's December in Japan right now.

WHY CAN'T SHE SMILE FOR ONCE

Ho, ho ho.

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>almost 2017
>video game physics still not good enough to realistically simulate boobs and swimuits stretching and deforming
next gen my ass

Have you just not heard of Dead or Alive somehow or fuckin what

Are you really making fun of horny virgins on fucking Sup Forums of all places?

This is what the market needs right now, not even joking.

There hasn't many major 3rd Person Multiplayer Shooter release in quite a while, there was Gears of War 4 and that's it.

Fuck, I miss Socom so much.

Because muh duty and honor.

>not even the way better one-piece slutsuit Misty

it's shit

She doesn't being in NW anymore.

Why do winters in Japan look so comfy?

I don't know what's going on with Rin but I like it

*doesn't enjoy
Silly me.

>Condoms
No need.

That's due not many developers putting effort into it though.

There was a time Japan and the West cared about improving breast physics, now much of western gaming has been neutered with polical correctness (save a few exceptions) and Japan is alone in the fight with not many resources.

It's like scientists trying to find a cure to some disease, the timespam to find something with just one team without support, and a full group effort spread out in many labs across the world is very different.

>splatoon for horny virgins
You have my undivided attention.

That can't be Rin.

Write and ornate synopsis about Senran Kagura that doesn't reveal that it's just a fanservice game.

I'd enjoy being in her.

>He doesn't realize they're anal beads

Middle-age crisis right at the doorstep.

/thread

Estival Versus PC port when?

the coolest motherfucker on the planet. That's awesome.

I WANT TO CUM IN

Eyy this guy gets it.

Ninjas from different factions fight demons and each other.

Splatoon player here, can confirm

That's quite easy.

The world of shinobi is divided between Good Shinobi and Evil Shinobi, a secret society that takes on missions relayed by the gorvernment and powerful independant people.

Good Shinobi honor life and will only consider death as the last possible choice, Evil Shinobi however takes killing as the normal answer, these two divides often battle for each other secrets and many times about revenge.

Senran Kagura, lit Skirting Shadows

Kunoichi in training come into conflict with rival schools and fantastical creatures, and through their fighting, come together to realize that morality is more nuanced than the popular Good/Evil paradigm.

That's not ornate at all. That's the opposite of ornate.

>Splatoon coming to switch next year.

Talk about bad timing.

WHO WILL YOU MAIN IM THE NEW INSTALLMENT

YOU BETTER HAVE GOOD TASTE user

Miyabi, all day erry day

She had a cute smile

Same as always.

>DUDE SPLATOON BUT FOR HORNY VIRGINS
so...Splatoon?

Like unvirgins arent horny?

Fan art =/= real art

I don't understand when people complain about waifu simulators. They are pretty much the best because every character is usually awesome and well made by design. I'm sure the gameplay will be just like every other arcade waifu japan simulator out there. It's just good things all around/

Probably Mirai. Maybe Ikaruga.

Drool.

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Snek. She still better be faster than everyone else.

>People itt are litterly going to pay for this garbage because of MUH ANIME VIRGIN

Splatoon still has a huge otaku fanbase.

Im married and I sure would like to have this game :^)

Daidouji says otherwise
Naraku says she's not comfy enough

>these two divides often battle for each other secrets and many times about revenge.

and then they become best friends

FPBP

My fat assed waifu!

Her almost neverending Tsun is too cute!

wut gaem?

are those still the shitty sv models
jesus christ

Marie is better

My girl Homura of course