Post video game characters who are almost definitely virgins

Post video game characters who are almost definitely virgins.

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Pikachu is not a virgin.

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Doesn't it count if he fucked his Pikachu?

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Here lies Kain he never scored.

>female soldier
>pure
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This. With an ass like that Pikachu can grt it whenever.

I want to believe

With his love of pizza and ice cream he seems more like a manchild who stopped caring after that time when he was younger, when Lady turned away when he leaned in.
And that's fine by me.

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You shut the fuck you nigger faggot jack-ass.

Sorry user, she's getting champed.

Literally got cucked to death.

>implying girls fuck machamplets

Shut up if you haven't even read the damn thing, second-hand retard.

They aren't virgins.

The manga literally begins with him fucking a succubus

>he hasn't read the manga
Go away.

All of em.

> Good taste of food
> Body of a god
> Funny
> Atheletic
> Self-dependent
> Owns a business

I don't know what your definition of "manchild" is, but you're doing it wrong.
You're just anal annilated that you're a fat/skinny cunt sitting at his desk on Sup Forums, doing nothing with his life except complaining.

did you legit not read?

>Leaf growing increasingly frustrated that the autistic mute doesn't ravage her
>Leaf crying at night about how she's a virgin
MAKE HER CANON ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>probably got Gerudo pussy erryday
>literally fucked Tetra
>he's like 11 or some shit
>implying Isabelle isn't being taken doggy style by him and Bill everyday

> Gutz was born a still born.
> Had literally DIED at least once before ever getting pussy.

Boy, you guys sure are fucking stupid,
He was dead before he was 20 seconds old; hence he died a virgin.

See

>tfw your faggot score and bang a chick within a day
>tfw your emo edgy nephew fuck his waifu everyday
>tfw you get PTSD looking at the nearest woman in the house
>tfw your loli waifu is non-cannon

>tfw uncle dante will never return

What a bizarre thing to get mad about, but go ahead and project some more. I said it's fine by me if he never got any, because yes he is a cool dude who hasn't shown interest in girls after the Lady boss fight. Except interest in the spitting image of his mom which may or may not be some Freud shit.

That's not the fucking question you stupid slut.

Red is definitely a virgin.

If you fuck, then die, get ressurected, are you a virgin again? this is important

>Implying he didn't get BLACKED

>implying any of the sand women can have him
Only guy every 100 years who they view as a God remember?
Also remember that in 4sa they totally tell him to fuck off

>tetra
Not right away man. He had to wait

>Ness is a kid
Sort of was my point. Only one I'm really making fun of is Ganon

>villager fucking anyone
Kid as well man

Why do people care about virginity anyway?

That has to be the most retarded justification for a wrong answer I have heard today, stop talking, and stop breathing.

I don't believe it.

nope

I'm still right, and you're still wrong :^)

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Everyone in Heksville has shit taste, I tell you.

well of course. that's the action line.

Ever since i became aware of it, i cant stop seeing it

For good reason. Queen deserves to be pure.

Yea no shit, she lives and showers in sewage .

Do you think they do it on the reg?

Died pure

Dunno. I lost mine a few months ago, at the age of 20 - nothing has changed. Though I might have lost my virginity at the age of 8, so maybe I've gone all this time without seeing it as a big deal because of that. Who knows.

Yep. He's too autistic.

So noble and humble.

>Though I might have lost my virginity at the age of 8, so maybe I've gone all this time without seeing it as a big deal because of that. Who knows.

every single adult

They fuck.

Why not.

That's just a sightseer though.

STORY

Dude. It is pretty obvious him and Blue fucked.

>Got girlfriend a few years back
>got blown, rimmed, titjobbed, roadhead, blumkinned, asphyxiation, fucked her ass, and nice handholding missionary every night for 10 months before we broke up
>During the course of it all still preferred jerking off

Sex is just ok

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You can't just leave off like that and not post a story.

jerking off is better because cartoon characters are more sexually attractive

>implying

She's all talk.

If not that, then they definitely had an awkward encounter at some point. Too much tension for it to not be true.

Part time succubus

Oh boy, story time!

Pic related took her virginity

he fucked casca though

also that female demon with the tits before he blew her face off with his cannon hand

also when he was a kid he got raped by a gigganigga

GUTS is anything but a virgin bro

That's not Marco

Men who kill shit like soldiers cater to the sexual attraction to violence that women have. He might not be able to get other supernatural girls but he's guaranteed normie pussie.

The author really regrets that too because it was before he had Guts characterization together and thought it would be badass, despite being quite contradictory to how we see guts as a character later on.

He just remake the first Novel to Retcon it.

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In the "expiration date" video it was stated that he banged easy chicks

Red's the pokemon league champion of Kanto
that's the pokemon universe version of a top class professional athlete

when he got old enough he had bitches throwing themselves at him without end

Pure

>tfw biggest fetish is something totally impossible in real life
>tfw sex will never be as satisfying as jacking off to my fetish

>Regarded as a living legend in universe.
>Implying bitches don't throw themselves at him offscreen.

he picks up chicks easy though

that was the whole gag of the "hey i got chicken... you got chicken..." joke.

Its more likely medic or sniper are virgins

Ness knocked up Paula tho

cramming your dick in a warm hole is the pinnacle of achievement in today's society

>implying
youtu.be/R3nc0j0vmec

she banged that horse though

No, seriously

You're a retard.

Nigga you can't just leave off there.
Lost mine at 13. What a fucking waste that turned out to be. Never feel jealous of Chad, Sup Forumsirgins. He's just too retarded to know any better.
100% this. Honestly, your hand feels better when you factor comfort and self satisfaction.

I don't even hate the character. But nothing would make me more satisfied than watching Junko get rapped to death with a shotgun.

How impossible?

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Don't you remember how they said in danganronpa 2 that the despair fucks banged her dead body

Are you considered a virgin if your corpse has sex?

Breaking the laws of physics impossible

Why, though,
Um. No. Who knows what Kamek Did to Luigi.

>implying Red never initiated Cynthia in a Pokemon Champion battle which inevitably led to wild sex.

As a Soul Calibur fan I demand an explanation or source.

You a fellow TG fag?

Prude adopted daddy lover that shoved said adopted dad into sword

Oh yeah fuck, isn't that actually canon?
Was there ever any reason for why she wears strips of leather instead of the rad alternate outfits she has?