Couple joins the guild

>couple joins the guild

>couple threatens to leave if they can't be in the group/raid together

>they cause drama at every opportunity with nice lines like "why do you hate us?"

>he insults other players without reason
>she supports him

>he didn't get an invitation to the virtual wedding

>another girl joins
>they start shit talking each other

>couple joins the party
>walk into a nearby house
>bring the member of the couple you don't want in to
>drop them from your party in the house
>leave before they talk to you
>can roam around with their over half no consequences

You could cuck Khalid even before he died.

>Normie joins the guild
>starts talking about work in chat

>couple breaks up

>the drama around it kills the whole guild

I once got asked to be the best man at a runescape wedding. Turned that fucker down hard. Later on the girl user asked if I seen the guy, should've responded harshly then too.

>one is good, other is not
>they're a package deal

>both of them get kicked out
>nobody gives a shit

>their names are MrAnon and MrsAnon

Have you considered not letting them join

Hate to say it, but it's the girls that ruin everything.
Attention seeking drama whores, especially when it comes to nerdy hobbies.

>non-NEET joins the guild

>tfw you're normie enough that you are no longer a bitter virgin enraged by females in your hobby
What have they done to me, Sup Forums?

Cucked you

oh no, hes retarded

>They don't have the courtesy to disable push to talk so the guild can listen in on them having sex over vent

>brb we have to put the kids to bed
reeeee

>couple starts having sex on mic
>everyone else is silent

>this underage projection

lmao

why would I even play without my boyfriend though
this will ALWAYS happen

>my boyfriend

L O N D O N

Quick story if any anons are interested.

>Weirdo not in guild is e-dating some "girl"
>He gets in vent for stuff but she never does because her "mic is broken"
>Hear weirdo is getting e-married to this girl
>He posts about it on the forums and invites everyone
>They all laugh at him
>Don't go to his wedding but hear it was some shitty 5 minute thing
>See them talking to each other in /all chat about running some instance
>Join them
>He got in vent and spoke but her "mic was still broken"
>They move awkwardly as if one person is controlling both the entire run
>It dawns on me
>His e-gf is fake
>mindblown.jpg
>I spread the word about my suspicion
>Others agree
>People mock him and stop inviting him to runs
>He left whatever guild he was in
>He eventually switched servers out of shame
Mfw (on the right) I made someone switch servers

>couple joins the 10 man raid group
>the guy is a great player and essential to our success and the girl is awful
>they're a package deal

>not congratulating them when they're done

this is the big one for me, fuck the couple shit

That's.... Lol

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Sorry user, that was me. In my defense she guzzled my cum like it was a pumpkin spice latte.

You sound mad, sounds like they hurt your feelings

>Guy is typical player
>Girl is silent as fuck, only talks to other women in the guild and her partner

>Months later all that shit she talked about with the other women has caused insane drama and rifts within the guild that leave it splitting up or at least damn close to it

>be in guild with milf
>her son joins
>he's cool as fuck

SLUT

>not recording it then playing it back to them afterwards

>>brb we have to put the kids to bed
The worst. MMO's would be the last thing I'd play if I had kids.

>fags

>friend gets into relationship with "girl"
>said "girl" turns out to actually be a girl
>girl's son is older than friend is
>friend sees nothing wrong with this mid-40's single mom

>this happens with a friend and his gf
>he had headset and separate microphone, i guess just left it on his desk
>I warn everyone in chat to mute their headphones or turn it down
>I just scream "DO IT FOR PAPI, (user)! GO TO SLAM CANYON FOR PAPI!!" plus a long moan at levels i think will be detectable through his headphones on his desk
>friend that was fucking goes offline

>Join guild in new mmo
>ask a question
>get a 15 minutes long lecture on why the red necklace is better than the blue necklace for my class because it gives me a 1% boost to evasion which the blue does not
Why cant i just find a guild not filled with autists? I just want to be a casual and play with other casuals

Nicest guild I ever joined was started by a husband and wife. But they were normie fucks so I told them gg ez and to fuck off!

What MMO you play?

>friend gets a gf
>his gf is a bitch that hates all of his friends
>only see him once or twice during the entire relationship they had since he's turbo pussy-whipped
>"we broke up"
>just tell him he's a fucking dipshit and then play vidya

>try to join guild
>HMmmmmm could we see a full list of references and your experience in raids? We also need a full background check and penis inspection
People put up with this fucking shit in a video game?

>join guild
>ask question
>they answer your question
> fucking autists

I don't get that shit. Being caught faking is even worse than just being outed as a kissless virgin. It's pathetic.

>try to join guild
>link hard achievement from start of the expansion
>instantly get in and start getting funneled loot because im "behind"

works every time

So fucking aggravating. Would it fucking kill them to just not play together for a couple of hours instead of spoiling it for the whole group.

Black Desert Online
>inb4 not expecting autists in korean trash
I fucking know

>same guild same guy
>how is X class
>Well user 6 months ago when they released the class it had some bugs preventing it from getting a damage rating higher than 105...
>Okay? Was it patched?
>Yes.
>So how is the class now?
>Silence

I've had friends like this irl. It's like them and their gfs are attached at the fucking hip. It's understandable during the first part of the relationship since you're gonna want to do shit together but after a while it's tiresome.

It's always

>we plan a fight night or game night
>"OH user (GF) WILL BE COMING TOO"
>"Are you sure she won't get bored (like last time)?"
>"Ah she'll be fine."
>try to find group stuff to do so everyone can get involved etc.
>their gf always gets bored
>friend ends up leaving early because she's bored

>he doesn't share his gf for the whole group to fuck
Shit friend you got there

>new guy joins
>claims to be interested in learning X class
>tell a run down
>"whoa whoa dude slow down baby steps"

this shit enrages me so much more

>Couple owns the guild

>friend brings gf over for lan night
>she starts sucking everyone off under the computer desks one by one
>when she gets to me, the last person, she says her mouth is tired and heads home instead

Fuck you Mike, your bitch still owes me sucky sucky

what

Asking a not hard Question does not equal a 15 page 300,000 word essay on, "How the Reaper death claw is better than the scavenger scythe" and shit. Just give us some stats and we'll take your word.

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>some super normie joins the guild
>has a shit sense of humor
>gets offended by everything

>hot trap joins guild
>sends everyone pictures of her cute feminine penis
>takes entire guild bank and leaves

>couple joins a guild
>the girl doesn't even like the game at all but forces herself to play because of his boyfriend who never even asked her to play with him in the first place

>ex "serious" couple joins new free company with their shared/common friends from a previous FC
>most are pretty chill except for them two
>seperately they are okay genuinely nice people
>One night abunch of the fc on the discord
>need healer, girl user was tank, guy user was healer
>ask guy user if he would heal, says no
>girl user goes fucking push to talk scoffs no joke
>very passive agressive "why not?"
>dailys he says
>full blown arguement blows out
>some leave the discord a few of us stay
>36 minutes of nonsense
> literal small penis jokes
> keep em in the fc to this day

Endless entertainment

>meet cool dude during a random party quest
>chat for a good 30 minutes
>tells me I should join the guild he's in
>join
>cool dude talks and acts like a completely different person in guild chat

Pre skip nami so cute

>Black Desert
>Neck that gives Evasion.
Why do you lie like this user?

I couldnt remember what he was explaining so made some shit up mate.
>Ring that boosts AP by 1
Is that better?

>couple makes a guild
>bf invites you
>both chill, have some good times
>get to be good friends
>tfw the gf starts hitting on you

tfw she says her bf thinks you're cute

You had a threesome with them right?

>join guild when you're drunk one night
>5+ strangers greet you by your first name the next time you log on
>leave guild

>Being drunk.
Just how much of a normie are you?

CUTE!

Pretty normal, friend. We now?

>when you're drunk
This never happens. Most of the 'Im drunk' is for the sake of attentionwhoring or just a desesperate attempt to hide the massive spaguetti leak.

*his

Im buying a plane ticket, i don't know if he'll be around though.

I shoulda practiced kissing boys when i had the chance.

>join guild
>everyone circlejerks around 3 people hoping to join the clique or they all orbit the """"girl"""" in the guild.
>cant say anything offensive or it s an auto gkick

>tfw all you have to do is talk a lot and even if no one actually likes you people just begin to assume you are popular or an essential part of the in group and start treating you well

Nerds will NEVER EVER figure out this one weird trick

>join big guild in server
>chat is a glorified blog for some chick
>rest of the time its circlejerking over the leaders and the '''cute''' race
>one day 30m go missing from the chest and discord is deleted
>leader says he got hacked
>suddenly the guild implodes and all of the high-ranks leave also taking 100+ members with them

Are big guilds always bound to implode at some point? Literally every one I have been in has had some drama ending in half or more high-rank faggots leaving and taking part of the guild with them

i mean, yes? Either drama kills it or the game/server dies and they can't fill anymore.

>Say hi to youtube guys :^)

Does this work irl?

>one of them starts flirting with you
>it's the one that's the same gender as you

Fine by me, couples tend to be good enough.

If they both pass requirements and aren't total paintdrinkers, okidoki.
If one of them fails, both out.

Really most of the problem comes when some beta speg spaghetti-dropper invites his GF to the guild, and will ban you for talking shit on her, even if it was her fuckup.

I raid lead a guild back in WoW's MC days. I know we had a father-daughter team, where I chewed the daughter out for drinking paint on Geddon, and the father ragequit. Girl still raided.

I don't get why people had so much trouble with Garr. It's ez for 1 tank to tank 2 firesworn, and not really all that much problem with 3.

>Couple runs a guild
>Husband threatens to kick you because wife is a humorless bitch

>Recommend """""girl""""" to a guild full of xtra thirsty virgins
>Get a front row seat for the carnage

>"she's a dude"
>"oh she's definitely a dude"
>mfw "she" is a "dude"

it never fuckign works.
tehy jsut start considering you a sperg

lol

>Start playing babby's first MMO as my first MMO
>Rolling solo because I'm not allowed to use chat for 15 levels
>Blaze through zones while clearing out all quests
>End up forming a guild with some random folks
>Lose interest in MMO after getting near max level and seeing a lack of stuff ahead
Neverwinter still taught me that I secretly loved MMOs

Of course. You need to not be a social retard, but it does work.

Judging by your typing, you probably are a sperg.

I'm not a social retard but I don't really talk a lot to people I don't already know. Gonna go for it, thanks

lol wtf

Knew a couple like that in FFXIV
>Couple owns the FC
>Gf doesn't want to do anything
>Shows complete lack of interest in anything unless it's about her
>One day talking about the re-release of FFIX at the time
>Omg o.o there's other FF games?! and other stupid questions
Christ almighty, just give her a tablet to play with while she watches you.

That didn't end the way I expected it to

>playing a game called final fantasy 14
>surprised there were 13 other games before it

God damn she must suck a mean dick because she's a fucking airhead.

>Normie joins guild
>He slowly and surely turn neet.
Kinda feels like you've killed someone.