This is canon

This is canon

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckoo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

haha they look like the cops in Lock n' Chase.

Your Point?

its bad

It's amazing.
Like Jinx.

Jojo reference?

...

This is cannon

This is Toucannon

Why is he so angry?

He didn't pass the penis inspection day

Because he is just a toucan

This is Kanon

I would be too, if I was just a friggin Toucan in a game about monsters

Because people keep stealing his damn Froot Loops.

This is cannon

What's wrong with it? Its just Pele's hair

He was posted in this thread.

...

and I'm cool with it. Dugtrio was already one of my favorites and now he gets
>Steel my favorite type
>Sweet hair

My 2nd shiny in the game was an Alolan Dugtrio.

My beach boys kicks ass and makes anyone that dares to touch him slower with his fab hair

He ended up raising another Pokemon's child.

havent played this yet, youre serious? I thought it was a meme from tumblr

>HOLY SHIT GUYSTHERE IS A POKEMON OUT OF 800 THAT I DONT LIKE

> WHY ISNT EVERYTHING THE SAME AS WHEN I WAS AN ELEVEN YEAR PIECE OF SHIT

>LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is canon

This is adorable

C
U
C
K

Ok, I kinda understand Steel but why aren't the Alolan Dugtrio angery anymore?

They never were.

>penis inspection day

Wot

>he never had to go to penis inspection day at school

JUST

You got molested you lil bitch

This is Canaan. In Japanon.

Did someone in this thread call me?

Their sprites were

so which alolan dugtrio sports the best hair

I'm digging right one

>that is not hair, it's metal

Is this an American thing???

Tfw not sure how many layers of irony these posts are wrapped in

Then again this board is underage af

This is an official Pokemon.

The rabbit hole goes pretty deep.

Gen1 = Angry Dugtrio
Gen2 = Calm Dugtrio
Gen3 = Angry Dugtrio
DPP = Angry Dugtrio
HGSS = Calm Dugtrio
Gen5 = Angry Dugtrio
Gen6 = Calm Dugtrio
Gen7 = Calm Dugtrio With Hair

Conclusions:
1. During the Johto game three year time skip, something happened in Kanto that pleased the Dugtrio.
2. Dugtrio were never angry in the Mega Timeline.

This is probably not canon but it should be.

...

This is Kano

...

user, xy are not the mega timeline. They were a new discovery there unlike in ORAS where it had already been a thing.

My sides

...

Disgusting ayyy lmao's.

...

Cringe.

HAHA CAN YOU BELIEVE THINGS ARE DIFFERENT?

WAO WHAT WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW?

WAO THINGS ARE DIFFERENT SOMETIMES

LET THAT SINK IN FOR A MINUTE

REALLY GENERATES BRAIN WAVES HUH?

This is canon

>he got molested as a kid
>he thinks other kids should too

It's literal fucking furbait

I mean, that's literally what cuckoos do, after all. Where do you think the term comes from?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckoo
>Many species are brood parasites, laying their eggs in the nests of other species, but the majority of species raise their own young.
>brood parasites, laying their eggs in the nests of other species,
>cuckoo birds lay their eggs in another species' nest and let that bird raise it instead of doing it themselves
>cuckoo
>cuck
I mean.

And I love it.

GOTTA GET BACK
BACK TO THE PAST
SAMURAI CRAB
WATCH OUT

OH MY GOD, DO I TRY

Barn owls aren't cuckoos tho

It has literally no fur

Diglett dig, Diglett dig.

Trio Trio Trio

Furry is a blanket term that also covers scalies.

I mean, Toucannon is literally a toucan. It looks exactly like a toucan. The beak it a little more rainbowfied, but toucans have pretty fruity beaks anyway.

That fucking toucan is adorable.

I don't have a problem with it, I just want a reaction from Sup Forums.

8/8 bredy gud

What if artist just kinda fucking drew them without thinking

Well, I'm not sayin' that pokemon is modeled after a cuckoo, just that the anime egg behavior is reminiscent. Plus, that's where the term comes from.

>ywn 69 and deepthroat each others cocks

Dugtrio is only angry in good games.

>Salazzle
>cock

According to a line in X&Y, Ruby/Sapphire Hoenn is not canon because it doesnt contain Mega Evolution stones

Wait, so what part of Toucannon is the cannon? I ain't dealin' with cloaca beams.

my sides

cloacas are KINDA like cocks

>DPP
>good

oh ok

then again, egg groups exist, so Rowlet really could have been Toucannon's biological son

Man, how weird it must be in Pokemon for your children to potentially end up being a different species

only if it's a dude lizard

females always dictate species unless you're fucking a ditto, so there's that

The beak. It can apparently heat it up to 212 degrees and fire seeds from the fruit it eats. The seeds can shatter rock.

Toucannon's whole "heat beak" thing is a nice reference to how several years ago, scientists discovered that toucans also used their beaks for thermoregulation (as well as all the other things that we already knew about)

New discoveries are from real-world perspective, not in-game timeline. Dark, Steel types and eggs are new discoveries in GSC while they are normal in the Gen 3 games which would take place before them and in the Heartgold and Soulsilver remakes. This can be interpreted as each game being a unique universe to each cartridge/card.

Well, i was referring to the fact that there's a line in the actual games talking about "There may be a parallel world in which the Hoenn region never discovered the secrets of mega evolution"

>Become this fucker's bitch
>Do everything i can to make him happy
>Give him a soothe bell and everything
>lvl20
>Still hasn't evolved

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

Husband beak colours are segmented like that because they heat up with rage and the level of his rage matches the level of his beak that's burning.

>females always dictate species unless you're fucking a ditto, so there's that
I guess that Toucannon scored with a Rowlet/Dartrix/Decidueye, then. Or he's got a Rowlet neighbor and is pissed he's gotta deal with their shit. Proof of the anger.

>Belarus
>One of the most white countries

>Fucker
>Bitch
Clearly it senses youre unsocial nature user

It has a Masochist nature. You need to whip it. Be Adamant about it.

Happiness evos were a mistake.

Baby Pokemon were a mistake.

it has a Trumbeak wife

>i like typing meem words lol

>"Pokemon was a mistake"
-Shigeru Miyamoto

Which simply means that they are not the same.

>Pokemon references something fantastic in real life/nature seldom discussed
>Ignorant get mad because they don't know of thing
>Refuse to back down hoping their ignorance is protected

At that point, they're in battle. You can't look too relaxed when fighting, and they don't have Snorlax/Blissey bulk to fall back on.

Well, that or post 3DS games are now the only ones considered canon

Just make it learn a lot of TMs since learning TM moves adds to their happiness.

Not just getting a pikachu when it calls for help and skipping the happiness bullshit.

Hey, younger wives are pretty gud, man. Slutty, but you can beat 'em and get a nice trauma going. Plus, all the Pikipeks are hers, but his neighbor snuck in that Rowlet somehow. He's gonna do something about it, you can tell. At least he doesn't need to worry about the Rowlet being hers.

FUCK
I GOT IT

THE ROWLET IS HIS!! It's HIS!!
But he scored with another Rowlet/Dartrix/Decidueye and now EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS IT. His Trumbeak wife is the one who's more pissed!