This bitch just beat you at your favorite multiplayer game

>This bitch just beat you at your favorite multiplayer game
>"Haha how come you're so bad at games user??

What do?

suck her dick

No. I beat her at her favorite game and she cried like the bitch she is.
0/10 shit thread OP

Tell her to fuck off and go be korean elsewhere

I don't play multiplayer games

>start typing out my reply to her and the code locks up again
>i cry into my blankie cocoon and finish the last of my alcohol

Shut up and just post the porn already

Awful.

Lock her boyclit in chastity and spank her butt.

>boyclit
Alright, this is getting out of hand.
You guys can't keep making up genitalia like this.
I'm willing to accept boipussy because it's my favorite part of a woman (male) but what the fuck is a boyclit?

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it's her penis

Penis that is so small and pathetic that it cant be used for intercourse and deserves to be locked forever

that just makes her a good trap

Dva will never pound your boipussy with her small chink dick as she livestreams the whole thing to thousands of her fans

Why keep livng?

just ask her user

Kill President Kennedy

Ask her to peg me.

*backflip dodges the insult's trajectory*

HYA

*blows 20 kisses in really fast succession like a machine gun*

TAKE THAT HONEY!

*frontflips onto knees, holds bosom*

AHH, DIOS MIO

With what? Her tic-tac wiener?

Put a lighter under her chin and watch her melt.

But i thought all futas are hung

I bet you think all traps have small wieners too.

I bet your favorite trap has a bigger dick than you, NERD

Nerf her face with all my might.

BRAAAPPPFHHPTPTPRRR

diva has a baby benis?

I like my trap with a big surprise

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Bad? I'm just not a professional like you.

>"haha yeah u won i guess haha better take off your clothes now haha time for rape now haha"

>"NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE"
>*attacks weak points for massive damage*
>"I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND NOW D.VA!"
>[WE FLY HIGH in the distance]
>pay her $600 dollars to shut up
>kick he in the balls
>play RE 4 for the rest of the day

>WE FLY HIGH

NO LIE

YOU KNOW THIS

GAY NIGGAS

>chad daddy got a good job, has kids and a wife

MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT BRUH

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fpbp

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tell her to stop speaking ching chong

Spank her. She's always in that prone position inside the mech, so draping her over your lap would basically be her natural state.

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