The last boss you faced in a videogame is now your boss in real life

>the last boss you faced in a videogame is now your boss in real life
>you desperately need a raise

Well Sup Forums?

>Rugal Bernstein

Yeah I'll just go and live of hobo packs for a while

>Dark elf in final fantast 2
kill me to death

who is the boss of the video game called dota 2?

>A giant Satan made entirely out of trucks
>Keeps summoning trucks and lava every time I try to get near him unless I climb up him and smash a giant button on his head a few times
Fuck this, I'm handing my notice in

>Rando

I would probably just have to ask for it, he'd probably give it to me. Rando is such a nice guy.

>Nito

Well this isn't neeto at all

Your bad taste

>Maria
>just sits on her chair all day
>no matter how much I drip drop slip slop

>Queen Deidranna

Welp, here goes my raise

I'm going to reconsider why I'm working for something this monstrous, right before it brainjacks me and forces me to work for slave labor.

>Shadows of Yharnam

I want to quit but I need the job.

Roshan

You will never get rid of him now.

Just dont be Elliot

Or Manny

Poor Manny

>playing games with bosses

I want the old generation of gamers to end.

>Orphan of Kos
>yells all the time
>old bald guy
>nothing changed

whatever

>Kukui

I'm getting that raise easily.

Do the targets in Dishonored count as bosses?

The last one I actually went against was the Regent, but she was the last one I actually interacted with and knocked out to take her to the cellar.

If they don't count then Lady Friede from the DS3 dlc.

>A literal nazi
I am not a jew, but I am so fucked.

>Sargas Ruk

well...I really need money, but do I want to look like a Grineer?

>Mother Brain: chicken nugget edition
Fuck.

>truck Satan
What game?

As long as you aren't an undesirable, you should be fine. Nazis are National SOCIALISTS, and they were very much into workers rights.

>I fucked the new girl you liked.

Not him, but Clustertruck. Final stage is you vs truck Satan, and you have to climb up a herd of trucks and then stomp his brains out.

Fuck user, orphan kind of looks like my supervisor. Now I'm gonna wait for the wings to pop out. Kek

>champion gravetender
Eh. I'm afraid of dogs, maybe I don't really need a raise.

>Dr. Eggman

I'm not sure how to go about this.

Clustertruck.
I can assure you, there's a lot of trucks involved.
It's also really fucking fun and the music's good, the only problem I can think of is kinda weird in that achievements don't work properly at the moment, which I can only assume will get fixed at some point.

Tell him you'll give him a plan on how to defeat Sonic if he gives you a raise.

OF COURSE. MY MASTER PLAN.

I really like that armour and the sword, but they don't mesh well on one character.

yeah I don't see it

Since it's multiplayer, I guess Administrator is my boss

I'm plum out of luck in that case.

could be worse i guess

It's the last boss you fought, not the last boss from the last game you played.

>Sloan from Titanfall 2
Maybe I can seduce her?

It was doopliss

gonna get trolled on a regular basis

my niggah, that's my favorite FF

Oh shit, in that case it's the final boss guy from Gauntlet 2014, who I still haven't beaten because my toaster can't handle the fps

No clue how I'm going to get a raise from an evil magician traitor with godlike powers trying to kill me with a giant flying sword and thousands of enemies

Uhh.

Gonna start using tarots to help

>Blood-Starved Beast
I'm not gonna make it

Maybe you could invite your boss for a few drinks

>Seneschal in Dragon's Dogma
I guess i have to kill him to become the new boss

dirge from shadow of the colossus. we're closing in a month and i have money saved up i don't want to fuck with that guy

...

If they do count then I guess Hitman targets count too so my boss is a Japanese Yakuza chick.

>Captain Vor
Oh hell, pretty sure working for him is just signing up to be cut apart by space ninja.

>my new CO is a Doom16 Cyberdemon

fuuuug

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

He seems pretty chill

I'd be the one to use fundraise

>You want me to work harder?
>gimme 512 macca

fucking jew

>not owning business
>not stock trading at live NEET life

>Ugh-Zan IV
I could threaten him with lightning rods or something

>FRC Ball and Chain Undead Giant
Jesus fucking Christ

oh he'll get his ass picked apart by my union rep

Guess I am now working for THIS SENATOR

>Xemnas

I mean it cant go TOO bad, right?

>Main baddy from Titanfall 2
Kill me now I guess.

awoooo

That video was cringy, also my new boss is The Monstrosity; I can just rob him quietly.

Sans is a boss?

>draugr deathlord
Guess we'll just end up shouting each other down.

>Hey good mor-
>SPIN SPIN WRAAAAAAAAAGHHH
>get shockwaved back to your desk

Pssh, spin2win

>King Dedede

AH NEED A RAISE TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBY

EHHH, AWRIGHT, GO GIT EM

THANKS BOSS

dayum

Nice

>implying people have the inheritance or capital to own a business
>partaking in New York's version of Las Vegas, the Gamble Market

>dragoon lady from ffxv
T-treat me gently waifu lady

>Gehrman

I'm alright until I get too good at my job

>Vicar Amelia
>user where are those REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEports?

>The asian lady from the Kue Jin in Vampires the Masquerade Bloodlines

Well uh.. it is my path to receive this raise after all

How could this birdbrain end up in a position of authority?
It should be easy, as long as I don't get atomized

t. unbelievably poor poorfag

>xcom 2
>snek king
Honestly, he seems like a relatively okay boss, save for the ice breathe. I think he'd be reasonable, so long as I don't go after his snek women harem.

You can't deny how true the second one is. When the stock market has ever needed a """""correction""""", that means there's some bullshit going on.

This is embarassing

How pathetic do you have to be to write off the stock market as pure gambling just because you dont understand it and there's elements of volatility?

Deathshead from wolfenstain new order. Nazis take care of their people right?

Not that guy but stocks have been super overvalued for years and the recent election is making people far too over speculative. When the fed makes their move people will be crying.

Because the people that buy those stocks don't actually take any voting responsibility in the companies.

Also, 2008 and 2009.

my nigga
anyways i'm gonna have to go to the rebel flagship from FTL and ask for a raise now. fffffuck

>Pokémon Moon
This would be easier, if I had any pokémon

>Sorry pal, no can do. However I can let you go ahead and beat up 12-year-olds' pets for yen on your breaks.

This is Flesh raider chieftan.
He's a semi-naked angry landshark tribal.
I do not think he even understands the meaning of the word 'payment'.
You tell me wether I'll get that raise it not.

>sounds kinda funny, go to youtube to look for gameplay
>mfw

I can't dance and have no rhythm, so I'm fucked.

>Hive Mind from Dead Space

I'm so fucked.

>Death Metal from Crypt of the Necrodancer

I guess as long as I have rhythm I'm good

>"what's that user? you want a '_ay raise?' I don't know what that is! sorry user! Don't forget to file your _a_erwork by end of day."

GOD DAMMIT

Considering Rockruff is made out of rock, I don't think I really want to try and beat it up. Atleast not with my fists

>Alex Wesker
Right so I'll get turned into a fucking zombie either way, so might as well go for it.

>Best General is my new boss.
ASHE PROTECTS!

I brought Barik along to the fight to see if he could coax a peaceful resolve out of my independent run.
Sad it didn't work.

Oh shit son, I work for Gehrman too. What department you in?

The only question is whether I or my cat dies first.

Probably animal control