Pokemon Sizes make no sense

Pokemon Sizes make no sense.

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your tiny little peepee's size makes no sense either m8

They're higher because they fly, not because they're huge.

That Lopunny appears to be the perfect size

you fucking idiot
why aren't they listed as hundreds of feet high then?

The Pokedex isnt to be trusted.
Its filled with information that conflicts with in game shit, with other information in the dex, or just common fucking sense.
Its fun to read the weirder or silly entries but its mostly useless.

the crobat and golbat sizes are probably their body and not include the height their wings may give them

the dratini is probably length

zebstrika is probably from hoof to shoulder as that's how most hooved animals are measured in height

>lucario is 3'11"

what the fuck

post Gastly

No, it's because they measure some of them's lenght instead of height.

>tfw finding out that my nigga Nidoking is a manlet

The PokeRide Charizard in Sun and Moon is much bigger than 5'6

>tfw machamp is a manlet, yet he gets more pussy than you

>12 year old kid
>5' 10"

>wailord
>14m high
>not even 400 kg
>fucking EXEGGUTOR and Snorlax weights more than a whale
Yeah no entire pokedex is full of shit

>a flower is the size of a flower
>a cat is the size of a cat
>a spider is the size of a spider from Australia
I don't see what problem you are having, OP.

Also, why the fuck is a 10-year-old nearly six feet tall?

I think the person who made this doesn't understand how to convert prehistoric measurement to metric.
also snake creature are classified by body lenght, and flying creatures by wing spread.
You also dont' count horns, manes and ears, it's the top of the head that count, like humans.

moo moo milk gives a growing boy what he needs

Got a problem, manlet?

Isn't wailord supposed to be based on a zeppelin or something? he probably weighs more when he's full of water

>Also, why the fuck is a 10-year-old nearly six feet tall?
Manlet detected

How big does Crobat look in Sun/Moon? willing to bet, not that big. Same with Lucario being that small. The rest look more or less ok. Suck it Charizardfags.

>Manletzard

Serpents are measured by total length.
Birds and other things with wings are measured by wingspan.
Some Pokemon are just manlets.

kek

Snorlax makes sense, it being sleepy and FAT AS FUCK is its meme.

>wailord
>the float whale pokemon
>in multiple dex entries mention that people said they saw floating wailords

>high
nope, it's length. Like every fishes/fish like creatures.

snorlax is a big guy

>in multiple dex entries mention that people said they saw floating wailords
What are you even talking about? In all entries they say it submerges at extremely low depths.

>tfw I found out my huge majestic snakelord Serperior barely reaches up to my dick

serperior is 11 feet long m8

Decided to look up some of my favorites.

Arbok is 11'6"
Seviper is 8'10"
Dragonair is 13'1"
Milotic is 20'4"
Serperior is 10'10"

Not bad.

Dratini isnt 5 feet tall he's 5 feet long

i could swear i saw something saying about flying wailords

you got some sort of constriction fetish, boy?

>being snekfag

Nah, not really.

More of a general snake fetish.

Nope

How old is ash? Lmao

He's less dense then air so he floats dingus

Lopunny is just right

kek

Man, that's some tiny ass Roselia.

the kid is 1m80 in that picture.

the height of a horse or other equine is measured from the shoulder down, not the top of the head

Why didn't they just call it Wailoon?

Pokemon series has no consistency. I wouldn't worry about it.

Roserade ends up nearly three times as tall.

>

>Onix is 28'10"
>Steelix is 30'02"
>Mega Steelix is 34'05"
Get those tiny fuckers out of here.

You share all those favorites with me and I applaud you for having such great tastes in pokemon

I always figured pokemon sizes varied just humans. Even in the pokedex you can get small or large pokemon

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Reminder, in-lore the Pokedex is written by children

This.

>tfw you share the same height as a 10 year old trainer

Dratini is obviously wrong because its body is snake like so when it stretches out its gonna be longer than if it had to use its lower body to hold itself up.

Those don't seem like they'd feel as nice.
Though...

Gyarados is 21'4"
Rayquaza is 23'
Mega Rayquaza is 35'05"
Giratina Origin Forme is 22'8"
Zygarde 50% is 16'5"

I could have sworn that Giratina was the size of a 3 story building.

Lopunny is the perfect size for hugging

I'm guessing the heights listed in the dex are average sizes.

Height is not the same as length, most Pokemon aren't exactly kaiju-sized, but sized realistically and weight, volume and mass aren't mutually related.

This is literally the best art style for pokemon and everyone that says otherwise is a fucking imbecile.

nah, the best style for pokemon is from the pokemon special manga

Mewoth's about the right size

>liking shitty Toriyama ripoff art
lmao no
The only good thing about early pokemon art is its use of watercolors.
Otherwise i'd say the art quality peaked around gen 3-5, at least for the human characters and designs.

>japanese child
>5'10''