Why are healers seens as royalty?

Why are healers seens as royalty?

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It's a stupid fucking meme. Every part of the team is just as valuable.

This is false. Healers are the lifeblood of a team.

Not by me they aren't
>tfw your dps spec has a crazy tankiness

supply and demand

few people want to play as healers but everyone wants to play with them

post more mercy

they aren't.

they're seen as stupid little cocksluts who should do as they're told

autists and 16 year olds and traps and faggots in general forced the meme and it never left

really I wish I could kill every faggot into overwatch pepe politics trap shit or anime they're like a fucking virus

Nobody but shut in closet fags like you believe this.

Healers are like the popular girl everyone likes. Losers hate them because they get all the attention and are loved by everyone.

Are you OK?
You should lie for a moment, you're not thinking straight.

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any anons with nice cocks wanna come plow me and fill me up with cum and maybe I heal you in some VIDEO GAMES or something like that later?

Not this faggot again.

:^)

because no one wants to play as a healer and go negative all the time. this is a post cod gaming world where only kills matter

and those who play as a healer are seen as the ones taking one for the team. respect the healers. they put up with some zesty bullshit game after game.

zenyatta/junkrat/mercy main here

Straighter than you, faggot

Because the game forces every team to need a healer but nobody wants to play it.

WE

He's unfortunately better than any woman Mercy cosplays I've seen.

don't listen to this dingus
healers don't need respect, we just need the dicc

So basically, you hate everyone?

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Cant be nice to healers because they get an inflated ego and become idiots

Cant be mean to healers because they might be a healslut and get off on the abuse

What do?

just give the dicc

were not royalty. we're just trying to help out the team. im really good at dodging hits and healing priorities in the heat of battle. there needs to be one on every team, its a massive advantage and everyone knows it, but typically doesn't want to do themselves.

Kill all healers.

are healsluts real or is it just ironic?
if real, are they usually fat 400lbs guys or traps?
genuinely curious

you know what the hardest part about playing healer is?
itstelling your parents that you're gay

>putting pussy on the pedestal

HEAL SLUTS ARE TO BE USED AND ABUSED

>are they usually fat 400lbs guys or traps?
Depends on the game. Fat 400lbs guys are the only people that play Overwatch, for example.

>are healsluts real or is it just ironic?
Both
>if real, are they usually fat 400lbs guys or traps?
Both, and sometimes very rarely women

Yeah, 400lb women.

Everyone needs a little more support in their lives.

sometimes it's 400 pound guys just leading people on
more often I'd guess it's a little girl(male) who just needs the dicc

This. Teams are just a healer and a handful of orbiters.

because they're entitled faggots

Their job is literally making my job easier, so I have an incentive to make their job easier in turn.

tfw cute trap and pick hanzo whenever my team needs a healer :3

>not riding that hog
>not wanting to heal half a health bar and 1hit combo anything under 200hp
healers can fuck off, but utility needs to stay

and maybe you cum in my ass later?

Thats pretty gay user

/thread

everyone can go home now, even you, MR. just lost a game because of a good enemy mercy and is salty about it.

not many people want to play support so those who do may get nicer treatment because no one wants to be the guy who pissed off the support so much they switched class

combine this with most people who play support being spineless and you get your answer rlly

*gives a dicc*
Is this how you erp Sup Forums?

it's not gay if I dress up like a girl user, come on, make my ass a hot sticky mess

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Would fuck him and then spend hours washing my dick with bleach

Sure

B-But i have a gf...

Who is this

Because they extend your lifespan, allowing you to play for longer stretches of uninterrupted progress.

Death is a part of the multiplayer experience and elongating the lifespan of a player increases the tension they feel as they wait for the inevitable death-blow. Staying alive also makes a player feel better at the game than other players since they avoid attempts on their life and the healer is the team-mate that facilitates this.

>Complaining about playing Zenyatta
>Playing Mercy instead of based Lucio
If you want to make yourself miserable that's fine, but it's your decision that you made, and you'll have to live with the consequences

>healers

it's not cheating because I don't have a vagina

It's literally just the small minority, i.e the healfags hyping themselves up to make them feel like they're more important than they really are.

Healing "support" roles require the least amount of thought or effort to be effective at, they're the role shitters latch onto because they don't demand nearly as much as other roles, so they can freely leech off other's success.

son, point out the exact sentence where i complained about playing my favorite character in the game....

Don't fall for the healslut meme, Sup Forums. I did, and now I'm finding myself drenched in thick cum most Saturday nights. The dicks never leave my mind and boys always have me begging for more.

>the healer is a futa

Holy hell. Every two seconds there's always some shitty "feminine penis" or "l-lewd traps" shit on Sup Forums. Can't you shitters just shut the fuck up about your shitty fetish? Kill all the "l-lewd trap healslut" memers. You lot should disembowel yourselves with a rusty butter knife. Fuck.

Member in TF2 how shit people would pick the medic and just follow one guy around and get stabbed in the back every second life and get shot in the head every other one?

That's what cured me of this "healers are inherently good and worth coddling" disease.

why don't you shut me up with your cock

*heals*

Because you said to respect the healer because they do the job nobody likes and they put up with bullshit

ok

You sound stressed, maybe I can help with that~ ;)

I'm overweight and an angry healer

play 3 games.

1 without healer
1 with a shitty healer
1 with a great healer

and then come back and try again.

>no tanks
>no healers

>long since bored with mmo and want to quit
>if I quit, the raid group I'm in will likely fall apart because I'm the only other regular healer and there's no one who could take my place
>don't want to leave the group like that since raided with them for a year and a half and they're all cool people
dps will never know how this feels. Tank bros do though.

Honestly if game devs are so deadset on removing "toxic" things from their games, they should just remove healing classes as a whole. No matter what genre, if there's an option to play healer you get faggots like and . They're either the biggest smarmy cunts who think they're better than everybody else or there's some other cunt who's used to his GF pocketing him and will scream at the healer at any mistake.

I call the pretentious healer attitude the Switzerland complex. Most mobas, class shooters, co-op rpgs are meant to be played as a team yet they continuously show a lack of responsibility or leadership. They'll blame any mistake that happens on you and anytime the team wins they'll jerk themselves off on how they "carried" you. I only ever seen this stuff on healers, I've never had a flank, damage or tank scream at me for dying, or better yet, scream at me when THEY die. It's always medics that have the god complex.

And suddenly the game is good.

You can help by taking a hot awl, shoving it in your mouth like those precious cocks you won't shut the fuck up about, and jamming it through the back of your head. With any luck, you'll pierce your brain stem and end your pathetic life.

Or at least cause you grievous enough harm so that you can shut up about traps.

Remember to spank your healer!

Shitty DPS enabler, leave.

So Call of Duty then, good stuff

No thanks I'm not a subhuman homo like you. Thank god Trump is going to hang all you literal faggots.

i see where your coming from
but thats just in general

i love playing support, because im good at playing on team synergy. with zenyatta i still show up as one of the top damage dealers while still playing a vital healing role, but my healing is a tad slow and im weak. trade offs. if i want to be a main damage dealer i go junk and if i want to strictly heal i go mercy. zenyatta is a good mix of the two. and i can see why people shit on the man because its like having your cake and eating it too.

sorry trump is /ourguy/ he's gonna make it easier than ever for me to get the dicc, come on user we even voted for the same guy, we have so much in common why don't you cum inside me?

>Thank god Trump is going to hang all you literal faggots.
fuck drumpf and fuck white people

Trump doesn't care
His VP on the other hand

Not that guy, but I can't stop jacking off and I'm just cleaning everything up with tissues and it feels sort of like a waste of tissues.
Maybe you could help me not spend so many of them?

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why do healsluts love "cute dorks from Sup Forums" so much?

>healslut thread
But I literally just came ten minutes ago
Goddamnit Sup Forums

this thread is filled with current and future AIDS sufferers

Someone was rolling around the 3v3s the other day with a Rein shield, Bastion turret behind that and a Zennyatta throwing out Discord Orbs and the occasional chunk of damage. Might've been a good set-up if they'd found a better spot to camp in, though.

The best thing about Zenyatta is how some teams will shit their pants when he Transcends through their lines to cap something. It works as a great distraction sometimes.

what the fuck is wrong with some of you in here...

my thoughts exactly

>chastity
absolutely fucking disgusting
worst meme

I'd love to clean up your cum mr.user
would you feed me more afterwards if I do a good job?

>...
You have to go back

I always figured it was because it was bitch work that is needed, but no one wanted to do it, so they do that thing like "Wow you're so important, without you we'd die! You're amazing!" You know, like pretending that manual labor isn't just paid slave work.

F2P medics are the fucking best.

Well I do always reward a good job

>it's another "dps thinks he's not entirely disposable" episode

Until I'm dry, yes

one or on pc?

literally did that combo last night and stomped lol

>all healsluts are literall sluts
why live

Because nobody wants to play support and everyone wants to be LE '''CARRY''' XD that does nothing while the support does everything for them so they can finally be strong later

Friendly reminder that none of you faggots will ever meet up and lose your virginities

Because nobody wants to be them.
A healer on your team means you won't have to play healer meaning an automatic feeling of happiness whenever you see someone go healer.