Someone explain to me what I'm playing

someone explain to me what I'm playing

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A game that takes place in America.

but it's supposed to be a polynesian-derived island

memes and shit

>that pic

The fuck? You tryin' to doxx me, homie?

I ain't got no bones with you, bro. Leave me alone, man.

Alola is literally Hawaii.

>Figuratively

Pearl Harbor

you are playing a game

>the game based in an Americna metropolis had antagonists themed as knights
>the game based in Hawaii has a bunch of rapping delinquents
>also corrupt environmentalists which I actually like

yes
hawaii is polynesian

That was annexed into America in the late 50s

Hawaii is literally an American state

The best villain team.

this is just too hilarious, I should have started making gifs earlier in the game

Polynesian is a culture, dumbfucks.

Yes, but Hawaii specifically is American as fuck due to being a state and all.

When did you get so beautiful user?

That they are.

What point are you making? There are plenty of characters that follow their native culture. Team Skull is white as fuck.

In fact Hawaii is mostly made up of whites and Asians anyways with native Hawaiins and Pacific Islanders being a small minority now. Becoming a state was the gateway for a flood of different cultures.

>Hey, yo, spin it, Spinda!

Everytime

Does anyone have a screencap of the rap they have trying to sell you the Skull tee?

A game that makes fun of black and Mexican gang culture

Goddammit this makes me so fucking sad.

I dont own a 3DS but id buy this game if I did now.

That shits hilarious

Za amerricuhnt baajyon

the best part is that they're a joke team in the game too so you literally an event thats like
>team skull tries to pick a fight with you
>choices
>fight
>ignore them
and it makes them really fucking depressed if you ignore them

worth it for $35 imo

>Those skull grunts trying to steal a bus stop
>When you beat them they say:
>"We just wanted to steal the bus stop so bus drivers can chill, yo"
>Literally my fvaourite fucking evil team ever

It's so fucking nice for them to not just go over the top, I'm sick of psuedo evil teams with their no end-game doomsday plans. These are fucking great.

I have a hard time considering them a villain team to be honest though. Theyre town got shat on by the Tapu. They're literally just trying to survive a shit curtural system. And everyone knows Aether Foundation is the true Evil Team of this game

>Not loving Team Skull

Literally the best villains we've had in the series. Makes me legit mad they aren't the actual antagonists.

They are too silly to be the actual antagonists.

>Makes me legit mad they aren't the actual antagonists.
I don't know why you'd be mad though.
They were entertaining BECAUSE they weren't too big for life villians. If they were the main villain they'd be ruined.

>Makes me legit mad they aren't the actual antagonists.
No. I like their role as completely ineffectual bad guys that you feel really bad for.

do you have to say fucking every 2 words

I really enjoyed both Team Skull and the Aether foundation
>team skull is bunch of aimless and dorky punks that have nothing left but to lash out at the world
>most of the aether foundation employees are actually good people doing their jobs, without realizing that their CEO is fucking batshit insane and the top echelon is enabling her

yeah i fucking do

You got a fucking problem with it?

>Picking up Pokemon shit and feeding it to a grimer
>Using your bone to grind and make goo with Mallow
>Eevee quest
>Olivia
>Lusamine's shoes

not a game for kids I'll tell you that

Don't forget how some members may have been fucked up by transdimensional jellyfish toxins

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>Go into Olivia's room to get the Zygarde core
>Surrounded by Stufful
>Turns out theyre all realistic moving stuffed animals
>Shes got like, 8 of them.
>Realize Olivia doesnt have a boyfriend because a nerdy womanchild
One of Us!

I started hip hop signing like a Skull Grunt during my school presentation and some autist in my class called me out on it. Didn't know anyone played Pokemon in college.

One's real, actually

>Never got married
A woman that hot?

Tapu Lele cast a spell on Olivia that makes it so she can never get laid

When the 2 niggas come up on you in the first trial and say "Remember us?" if you say no it's hilarious.

>Does whigger hand moves from a childrens game in college, in front of class
>Calls someone else autistic for being called out on it.
No user, you are the sperglord

>christmas cake meme
Japan is weird

>you can go on a date with her
Kinda regretting picking a female character as I missed a SS opportunity.

Tapu Lele must be destroyed and i'm the trainer to do it.

>KO tapu lele
>march on over to Olivia's shop
>Just start going to town on that body

someone needs to make one of those japanese porn comics of this

Keep telling yourself that islander.

You belong to America

i'm so glad we finally have a villain team that is just goofy and incompetent top to bottom.

ever since johto's team rocket (they just wanted senpai to notice them...) every villain team has been trying to destroy the world in more and more elaborate ways

>Makes me legit mad they aren't the actual antagonists.
They're good as wannabe gangsters, I doubt they'd be able to pull off crazy shit like the other Teams like blowing up a lake or freezing a city.

>Three games set in Americlap
>One game set in the Caliphate of France
>Still no game set in the glorious British Empire.

NANI?????

Ghestis just wanted to conquer the region. Team Plasma still took itself too seriously though

Japan's a bit retarded about women in their mid twenties

youtube.com/watch?v=SFcKHHxGW1U

Who the fuck buys 3ds games?

>Trying to Destroy the World
Magma and Team Aqua didnt want to destroy the world, they just wanted to wipe out sea or land respectively.

Team Galactic leader wanted to create a new universe in his image where strength rules

Ghetsis just wants to rule the world.

Honestly, only Team Flare, and specifically Lysandre, was trying to destroy the world.

I do because they still cost $30 even after 5 years

unless it's Atlus!

3.7 million random people apparently

This was the best town in the game. I fucking love how they actually just made a run down ghetto just for Skull members.

github.com/Cruel/freeShop/releases

>didnt want to destroy the world
>just wanted to wipe out sea or land respectively

I got some news for you user.

>Magma and Team Aqua didnt want to destroy the world, they just wanted to wipe out sea or land respectively.
>Flooding or turning it into a barren waste land
>not destroying the goddamn world
Granted maybe not intentionally. Team aqua and magma definitely earn the award for "most retarded teams" to date at least.

why are they white then?
checkmate

See They didnt want to destroy the world. Theyre just too retarded to see the consequence of their actions

Here. There is definitely some polynesian derived stuff, but they took inspiration from actual, present day, Hawaii which is still a extremely mixed state. As such, it takes a lot from other cultures. The towns on the other islands being a good example.

Because whiggers.

Majority of the characters in S/M are some degree of black/dark brown

Aether gave me a ton of money for pokédex data, a Master Ball, a bajillion Beast Balls, a Porygon, an Up-Grade for that Porygon and a Type: Null, they're ok in my book.

Man Hawaiians are almost extinct.

magma/aqua want to destroy the part of the world they don't like. i think that counts.

cyrus wanted to create a new universe in his image... which would mean destroying the current one

plasma, ya got me there. i felt they wanted to do some universe-rending shenanigans to separate pokemon from people but its been a while since ive played black/white and i definitely didnt play black2/white2 so what do i know

lysandre wanted to destroy the world to get rid of all the people he doesnt like which is pretty much a smaller-scale version of what galatic wanted to do

>Tfw Guzma understands Golisopod more than any other pokémon because he too wimped out of his father beating him and his never being able to win first place at anything or become a Captain.

Forgot to mention. Don't go all autistic about race and culture. Gamefreak had a source and used it to a degree in a pokemon game and setting.

I'm pretty sure that exact pose is in jojo's bizarre adventure somewhere

WE'LL BUILD A WALL AROUND PO TOWN
AND MAKE NANU PAY FOR IT

She's literally thirsty for manlove. I ship her and Brock.

Man all these "trainers using a pokemon the represents their deep psyche" Kinda got me going. So now I'm going to start a new game hacking in porygon Z and use it as my starter since I'm playing on a hacked 3ds.

It seems more to me that they just weren't a numerous people in the first place, becoming a state boosted their population tenfold.

>paying for electricity in the Pokemon universe
wtf just catch a Pikachu

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>Not eating sushi with that grumpy weebfuck Nanu instead

>Both rock type trainers
>both horrny fucks
Why did I not relize this until now? I'm not watching the cartoon but I kinda want to see the episode where they interact if it happens.

Intelligent, nihilistic, and posessing a wicked sense of humour?

>felt they wanted to do some universe-rending shenanigans to separate pokemon from people

Nah they wanted to instill N as champion and tell everyone to release their Pokemon. Meanwhile Ghetis was going to take the opportunity after that to rule the world.

She and Brock are meant for each other, but she probably dreams about Steven.

Brock has terrible luck with women. Remember professor Ivy?

Nah pimped the fuck out with mods.
Porygons Z just a cracked porygon.
Should be the go to starter for homebrewers Tbh.

But how do they shower?

Brock hasn't been traveling with Ash since Sinnoh ended, he's a nurse now.

It's rainy as fuck where they are, they probably just run outside naked.

>dropping the best character a second time.
One more reason not to ever watch this shit I guess.

>All these shitty gifs
Here, I went through a shitty lets play to maker it properly. It loops and everything.

The show actually got better one season after Brock was dropped. DESU his schtick was getting staler than even Team Rocket.

they don't.
have you never interacted with people from the ghetto?