Game opens with unskippable cutscenes

>game opens with unskippable cutscenes

>game has sequence that forces me to walk slowly

>game was released after 2001

>game has you play as a Nickolodean exec that rapes underage girls and keeps getting away with it

>have to suffer through 800 different intro logos and shit because companies no longer make their own engines
>they are unskippable

>games that do nothing original and still have an unskippable tutorial

>game molests you

What's his name again?

Sounds like a cool guy

What's his name again?

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY!

>anti piracy forces you to write the game key on your sole and post it on twitter to play the game

Objective: Follow NPC
>npc has one speed
>you walk slower than the npc moves
>you run faster than the npc moves

>Game Starts with 5 minutes long unskippable cutscene.
>Game asks you to choose a faction afterwards
>Selecting a Faction gives you another 5 minute long unskippable cutscene.
>Followed by another 30 lines of unskippable dialogue before gameplay starts
>Gameplay starts with unskippable tutorial and hand holds you through even most basic things.
>It gives you 3 objectives and hand holds and gives long exposition how to do basic stuff.
>After completing them you're forced to back and choose other faction.
>Another long cutscene followed by doing samey tutorial just for other faction.

>Game features the dev's fetish

Based Dan

Crysis

>game forces you to go barefoot and takes away your shoes and socks

>game starts before letting you go to the menu and increase the resolution

>game forces you to wear sandals
>can't remove socks

Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider

>games forces you to write secret codes on the soles of your feet

still can't believe he did that. talk about pushing your luck...

Dan "arizona iced tea can" Schneider

>game has an arduous 2-hour "tutorial" area which discourages any subsequent playthroughs

Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider

Mister Lister the Sister Fister

Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider

twilight princess

Kazuhira "If he's a coon fuck his sister" Schneider

I can speed through the opening of Fallout 2 in less than 5 minutes, but it's still annoying to go through.

Dan "The man with a plan to get her in the van" Schneider.