>The plane carrying a Brazilian soccer team that crashed in Colombia ran out of fuel because its crew searched for a player’s video game before takeoff — a delay that led to a skipped refueling stop en route to Medellin, according to a report.
>“The last message that was sent on the group was from Chinho, making fun of the fact one of the players was holding up the flight from Bolivia because he had forgotten to take his video game out of his bags before it had been dispatched. He said the flight had been delayed as they tried to retrieve it,” he added.
At long last, definitive proof that video games can kill and cause actual death and destruction!
Some say they're doomed to spend eternity looking for a game for their PS4 that will never be found.
Ryder Davis
>nypost
You might as well link to the onion
Zachary Ortiz
(((South Americans)))
Ayden Nelson
user that's rude, please delete this.
Dylan Richardson
video games is just code name for drugs
Cooper James
>soccer
3rd world trash deserved it.
Carson Murphy
DELET
Asher Perez
When will a plane crash due to the pilot playing Pokemon Go?
Benjamin Watson
>Soccer has worldwide heritage >American handegg is a made-up baby sport for "men" too wimpy for rugby
really makes me think...
Levi Sanchez
>HUE's who cares
Evan Lopez
Finally, the war on video games has started.
Easton Butler
What a rotten way to die.
Christian Cruz
...
Adam Green
BORRA ESTO IN ENGLISH
Connor Reyes
>>Soccer has worldwide heritage
It's British though, JF's just stole it
Hunter Thompson
I agree. All sports that don't require mechanical or computational tools to play are boring as fuck.
Luke Martin
BORR ESTO
Jeremiah Perry
So why the fuck didn't they just land anyway? Who cares if the airport is closed? "What? There is a perfectly good airport right there? Oh but the lights are off, well I guess I'll just kill everybody instead."
Juan Collins
Wait, I'm legit confused - how did the delay cause them to miss their refueling stop exactly?
David Murphy
This guy is a fucking mass murderer.
Liam Barnes
this. delay just adds more time to fuel since theres no hurry
Eli Taylor
They were late so they decided to skip the refuel to arrive on time.
Don't act like that isn't logical.
Leo Nguyen
>keeping a plane engine idling while searching for a videogame wasting fuel leading to you CRASHING THE PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS
I bet it was a shitty Tectoy Master System thing
Adrian Young
>we're late so we'll just never arrive Fuel is sorta important.
Blake Murphy
ban this sick filth
Easton Wilson
They were supposed to stop at an airport to refuel, but apparently this airport doesn't operate after midnight. So instead of landing anyway and playing it safe, the pilot killed everyone instead.
Nathan Gutierrez
user, they idled in the air while waiting for landing clearance. They needed to refuel at some point before that and they never did because the place closes before midnight.
They got delayed while on land because some 'tard couldn't go without his Nintendo shit.
Kevin Cruz
The real question is... what game was it?
Carson Wood
did they find the game
Noah Carter
Obviously there are safety margins but someone miscalculated and fucked things up.
Joseph Long
Why could the plane not be refueled during the delay?
Henry Myers
>When you speedrunning a game and you skip checkpoints
Aaron Watson
according to the logic of then news, they werent refueling in the airport they were in, they were gonna stop in another airport to refuel but because the delay they couldnt make it in time to that other airport to refuel becuase it doesnt operate after midnite.
Blake Kelly
>Shit, we have MORE time than usual! >Instead of using this delay to refuel, let's waste even MORE time >Logic
South Americans: Not even once.
Zachary Stewart
why would you fucking skip refueling?
Charles Cook
>when you crash the plane with no survivors to find fifa17
Adrian Thompson
>hello I have no idea how planes land
Jason Long
>I swear this never happened before
Blake Rodriguez
No that's retarded. If your steel death machine needs fuel, you refuel.
There's no reason not to.
Jaxon Rodriguez
Read the fucking article. They searched for game at one stop, got delay, skipped another stop, a refueling one to catch up. Someone fucked up the math or the fuel indicators were made in China and everyone died. The End.
Camden Carter
Nigga what the fuck kind of airport isn't working 24/7
Cameron Rodriguez
It was already fueled during the delay. Presumably it was supposed to stop somewhere to refuel midflight. To save time, they skipped the stop, thinking they could make it. They were wrong.
You'd do the exact same thing in a car.
>Gonna head to the meeting and fill up the tank on the way >Shit running late, hopefully I can make it without the pit stop >Shit, I didn't make it. Now me and all the passengers are dead.
Elijah Foster
The Dark Knight Rises: The Video Game
William Powell
South America is the shittiest place on earth
Robert Gonzalez
6 people survived.
Andrew Edwards
>Brazilian airline pilot can't into additions and substractions >it's because of that videogame
Jonathan White
Stop fucking up good memes user.
David Reyes
brs don't count as people, user
Matthew Rivera
kek
Blake Perry
>retardation might kill you
isn't it kind of good to know that you can still die of stupidity?
Owen Hill
Why the fuck is the crew inside the plane responsible for refueling a plane?
Kevin Young
>Shit, I didn't make it. Now me and all the passengers are dead. Yeah, happens to me every weekend.
Levi Bell
rude
Alexander Cook
CRASHING THIS PLANE
Blake Bailey
The refuel was at another airport. How is that hard to follow? On long flights, you have stop overs all the time for a variety of reasons. Refuelling is common. Because they were running behind (due to video games), they missed their chance to refuel and had to press on, assuming they would make it with what they had. They didn't.
Connor Mitchell
...
Lucas Bailey
So what was the video game?
Jordan Reed
It was a bolivian pilot.
Logan Thompson
Because they see the little numbers with label REMAINING FUEL and it's their responsibility to suck enough to get where they are going.
Kayden Young
nice desu
Gavin Morales
At least the food's good.
William Carter
WITH SEVERAL SURVIVORS
Henry Sanchez
So who's fault is it that the plane crashed? I blame the airport for not being staying open.
Christian Powell
Well, most of the time, you make it to the meeting just fine because you weren't waiting until the last possible moment to refuel.
Ayden Foster
Pilotwings
Isaac Williams
WITH NO VIDEO GAMES
Easton Edwards
fake
Nathan Thomas
>had to >SHIT SON WE'RE LATE, NOW YOU HAVE TO KILL EVERYONE ENRIQUE
One of her responsibilities, some sources say, was to check the fuel gauge.
Justin Wilson
Bioshock
Thomas Richardson
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOURSELF YOUR VIDEOGAME.
Dylan Reed
>assuming they would make it with what they had.
What kind of pilot would just assume that there's enough fuel to the next airport?
Cameron Torres
Battletoads
Josiah Martinez
6 survived, idiot. You read the article.
Adrian Price
>Also, the pilot had a supermodel as his co-pilot: And now you know why they call the small pilot room COCK PIT.
Christopher Ramirez
Of fucking course.
Kevin Lewis
This And don't they have more than one person working in a fucking airport? Can't see how the couldn't look for the game and refuel at the same time, and fuel is kinda important.
Hudson Lewis
Oh God
Justin Mitchell
Brazil should seize Bolivia over this. Not like the rest of the world cares
Jason Price
Hah that showed them.
Cameron Brown
literally everybody in this thread is worng holy fuck kill yourselves
Christian Mitchell
Thanks, Bolivia.
Adam Garcia
wtf i hate videogames now
Caleb Torres
Nice save retard, at least you caught the unimportant shit when you missed the fucking first paragraph.
Lucas Wright
>current year >blaming bad decision making on video games
hello 1990's i thought you were gone.
Kevin Jones
>its crew searched for a player’s video game before takeoff — a delay that led to a skipped refueling stop No, what led to it was the incompetence of the crew.
/thread
Ethan Thomas
That's even worse
They couldn't keep open the airport till later so they could at least land and not crash
Fucking Brazil
Dylan Morgan
I'm so glad to have emigrated from South America.
Michael Mitchell
wew lad
Christian Baker
>This is what DEXfags actually believe Speed is not everything, you fucking casuals.
Adam Nelson
Hm, so women attempting to do math caused this.
Jayden Wright
It was a bolivian pilot from a bolivian airline with
Gabriel Howard
Brazil has 0 fault in this.
They're the victims here.
Ethan Gutierrez
>Nintendo shit
Odds are, it's not a Nintendo console. Nintendo does not have a big presence in South America at all.
Christian Jones
>nypost >is literally wrong about everything usa usa usa
Angel Ward
>Plane with a South American soccer team flown by a supermodel >Crashes because some faggot took too long looking for his Gameboy and super-pilot-model wasn't checking the fuel gauge
