Who's the worst Metal Gear character and why is it Emma Emmerich?

Who's the worst Metal Gear character and why is it Emma Emmerich?

That's not Rose.

that's not The Boss

Fatman.

Was Johnny just too easy of an answer or what?

"You should be in that boat snake!"
"muh it's not a dog, it's a wolf".

That's not WhiteBlack Man

I didn't really mind Johnny all that much. The barrel got a cheap chuckle out of me but the romance shit near the end didn't really hit home.

That's not Naomi.

That's not Quiet.

Venom didn't care about Quiet.

I will point out this fact in every single mg/s thread until all mg/s discussion dies.

nice headcannon

What a missed opportunity.

If you've played the game you wouldn't consider it headcanon.

If we exclude shitty non-characters like the B&B unit of MGS4.
>entire character arc is about teetering between revenge and dicklust
>decides to "help" Diamond Dogs in the most counter-intuitive way possible when coming to vocal chord parasite infection
>decides to kill herself, then changes her mind, then offs herself anyways
Her only reason for being in the game was to act as Kojima's "perfect" waifu.

Venom didn't care much about anything, but Quiet was the only person in the game who made him smile.

I wonder why she chose to try and kill that guy and not the infected kids that Snake brought in much earlier. She was certainly around the kids at some points so she could have detected them.

MGSV has the worst characters by far.

Why couldn't she just write any messages? Why couldn't she just communicate through Code Talker?

>can't speak english because lolparasites
>mother base is full of people who speak a dozen languages in total
>never once speaks to them or thinks to get an interpreter

The best characters are animals and robots.

Reminder that Johnny literally cucked solid snake so hard he went full gay

Here, enjoy the (You) now you've outlived any form of usefulness kill yourself

All the characters are screwballs who would qualify for worst character...the only one who was close to a decent character was Ocelot.

>D-Dog
>Big Boss telling him he's Big Boss
>Kaz taking the cigar away

He's glad she left.

Venom cared about his people.

After all this time why would I? I have a lot more work to do, it's time you end yourself.

That's not this little shitstain

Raging Raven is the most sexual, but has the worst personality.

If she showed she could speak or understand, Kaz would step up the torture. Breaking Quiet's heart got her to speak though, hell it got her to sing.

Quite is the worst character in the entire franchise

And I mean VENOM breaking her heart, not Kaz.

Fucking rose. I hated her in MGS2, and I double hated her bullshit in MGS4. So glad that Rising kept her away from the plot outside a brief mention.

You mean the hottest, OP?

Because posting the same thing, is gaining nothing? What are you contributing?

it's objectively Quiet

The worst fucking character ever conceived across all mediums of entertainment

I'll never understand why the cutscenes had worse graphics than the game

Facts

lmao the whole time you were walking around with her she had urinated pants

Oh yes, please post it every time! Keep on doing the lords work, everyone is really proud of you.

no matter how pointless Quite is she will never be worse than Rose.
>in the middle of saving the President of the USA
>Jack we need to talk about relationship

Johnny is the worst as in "he shouldn't have had a major role at all", Huey is the worst out of those actually important to the plot.

Mental illness user.

Don't need to keep reminding me, I'm here for that reason you fithy memeing faggot.

You don't know the reason I do it faggot so don't answer for me you autist.

Rose

Johnny was a meme dragged out way too long, but Huey was an actual piece of shit that got KEKED BY HIS OWN SON

Johnny Sasaki wasn't bad. He was definitely better than Sokolov.

Did you forget the swimming part? It washed off. Mostly.

What's wrong with Sokolov?

You can thank Mrs. Kojima for that. The idea of making Rose annoying came from the story of how Kojima and her got engaged, and while he was busy trying to build a career, all she could do was nag about the wedding date.

How are you this salty? Realising your wasting your time?

The only thing I didn't like about Sokolov was his voice, it was far too gruff and manly for a pencil pushing dweeb.

No, just that you don't know why I do it and you're jumping to conclusions for my reasoning.

Big Boss.

There's a lot to dislike about Sokolov.

>ancient image that compares solid snake to big boss
>its simplicity and obvious hyperbolic bias made it funny

>this unfunny, bloated shit