OH SHIT HE'S COMING

OH SHIT HE'S COMING

WHAT DO I DO Sup Forums WHAT DO I DO!?

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Is this actually from a video game?

Who was the lazy faggot that made this?

JUMP FAR

You must be 18 to post here

probably eat shit into a tree and he eats you

F

I am. Why did you post this?

Genuflect.

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because you're either a liar or a filthy normie.

i never knew it was possible to avoid him

I always thought it was a lesson about ones impending, inescapable death

So because I think the sprite is half-assed I'm underage, a liar, a normie, or just baiting?

Then you must be delusional.

youre trying too hard

So the sprite is not half-assed then? A sprite that probably took less than a minute to make... OK then.

one of the first examples of vore on computers

Bullshit

>uses pole as a toothpick
Never noticed this until now.

>... OK then
can you fuck off already?

>wahhh he insulted my sprite wahhhh

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[x] Doubt

Both of you should strongly consider deepthroating a shotgun.

KEEP SKIIING NIGGA JUST KEEP SKIIING

This isn't even relevant. Unless you're the one in the wheelchair, in which case I need to tell you to fuck off.

It's a fucking 20 year old sprite from a ski game on Windows 95.

You die.

Why did it take so long for someone to just tell me that.

Here, spend a couple of minutes playing a good game

ski.ihoc.net/

You can actually hold spacebar to outrun him. I learned this from a movie. Never knew that in my ten years of playing it.

But sexual thing are evil!

We reminiscing?

You would have known it if you weren't underage. Unless this is something that's officially fallen in a generation gap

Mr. Splinter is getting pounded!

Because you're a stupid underage child.

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>haha look i'm 30 years old and still on Sup Forums.

>30
user I'm 23 and skifree was one of the first computer games I played

That's not gonna get you off the hook here dumbass.

You are now manually aware that people born in 1998 would be 18 by now.

Yeah and i'm 20 and never heard of it, you old, miniature golf playing, prune juice drinking faggot.
and you just admitted to being 30, that's sad.

PRESS F TO GO FASTER YOU FUCK!

PRESS F!!!

>22
knew what SkiiFree was.
Grow up child.

>another thread ruined because literal children cannot stop responding to other literal children

>implying you won't be 30
user, you are already sad

So I guess this thread proves that anyone older than 21 is a shitposter.

I guess so.
youtube.com/watch?v=2i47Qd-Qhhs

Here's hoping you don't even live to 30, maybe your mommy has a good insurance policy on you.

>fighting over who's younger and older in an anonymous board
>not knowing the skifree yeti

you people should all an hero yourselves.

user I'm 19 and I remember Ski free fondly. You're the faggot here

Too bad that isn't true.
salty grandpas

i can't remember how far i got but this game starts getting retarded difficult after about 30 mins

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Being underage is treating Sup Forums like Sup Forums.

Being 30 is realizing it's much more.

This, I never out skied this fucker and eventually stopped playing because he scared me as a child.

>it's much more

If it was, why are you reminiscing about things from 20 years ago?

>I-IT ISN'T T-TRUTH G-GUYS HONEST!

This is only more proof that you old fuckers are ruining the board with your shitposting

>and you just admitted to being 30, that's sad.

As you are, I was.
As I am, you will be.

ProTip: Only underagefags get triggered by being called underage

I respect it.

Protip: Kids are fucking stupid

Wow, really made me learn.

When we master space travel I will be fucking aliens

You will be rotting in the ground cuz ur old, your final moments just remembering a shitty skiing game

I'm 26.

So what are you, 14 or 15?

Wow, yeah, 10 years difference, you'll be fucking aliens. Wew.

>your final moments just remembering a shitty skiing game

This made me laugh pretty hard at someone on their death bed, seeing the Abominable Snowman from SkiFree.

>old age is the only cause of death
Don't go to sleep tonight.

Enjoy your space AIDS

>26
>14 or 15
>10 year difference

are you retarded?

>drew picture of this in pre school
>teacher go scared phoned mom
>damn over zealous teachers seeing things that aren't there

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Are you 15?

Go back to plebbit

>the can't burninate
I wonder if I'd still think the videos were funny.

This is probably when I fell in love with video games. We were vacationing in a cabin with this game and it's all I played.

26-15=11
26-14=12
If I was any of the ages you accused me of that wouldn't be a 10 year difference. Retard.
You probably know the way, go first.

>he's still here

Shiggy

Oh boy you sure showed me.

Reminder that this is on steam. With a level creator.

Wow, that was really autistic of you

I only wanted to ensure that you are aware of your retardation.

Not with those nu-graphics, can't trick me into touching it.

>this entire fucking thread
can we even discuss skifree without resorting to this kind of shit

I remember this shit. When he showed up it was game over...

Has anyone gotten away?

>having to put on a show to get people to leave

Can't hold any discussion when the majority of the website is full of literal children.

You're a show that nobody wants to watch.

>implying it wasn't all the angry grandpas shitflinging.

There's a classic style graphic pack around. It's literally just a .bmp that you can edit easily.

We're on Sup Forums. The amount of redditors and normies on here shitting the place up with horrible bait is appalling.

>ctrl f
>(You)
>1 of 30

>deflecting

Lonely friday night there nigga?

I'm making dinner while pissing off you old people

>9am est

Do you burgers ever stop eating?

i'm an edgy 15 yr old newfag kid and i know this game
what's your excuse

We need our strength to continue making you jealous of our superiority.

this board is bad

choose a diagonal and stick to it for dear life.

you'll be too fast for him and he'll quit chasing you

That's actually true

He'll return shortly after though, keep going

Holy FUCK chip's challenge I used to play this game every single day in the after school care before mom picked me up.

so you're 16?

Dumbass.

I'm 24 and Raptor was one of my first computer games.
youtube.com/watch?v=yjgDVmkOYGE