Hitman

Try playing the game without the music on. It's a much better experience after you've heard those 3 tracks for so long. It's kinda Dark Souls-ish.

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>Not turning off the music and play the original hitman soundtracks in the back

(it's still a shit game)

yeah, did that a while ago.

>SASOed the ET
>walk down stairs, three military guards spawn out of nowhere and kill me

what a load

>Not turning the music off, or at least down, in every game.

you know those guard are just sitting outside the building. nobody spawns in this game.

>kill the target SA just gotta walk to the exit
>her body glitches and flies across the room alerting her two guards
>this triggers every soldier on the map about my appearance
>proceed to get gunned down
I'm a little mad. Great game tho.

>use suppressed rifle
>nobody around
>npcs automatically know where you are anyways

fiber wire, poison, and accident/opportunity set pieces are only so fun

>SA'd the ET
Two down, three to go. I need that fucking winter suit.

So, what's the best way to kill her? Just use a sniper rifle?

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here is the best and easiest way to get SA

>bring lockpick and breaching charges
>start in the school alley
>knock out the guard in the alley and take his disguise
>throw both charges to lure the guards at the pipe away from their posts
>climb the pipe
>kill the target and hide the body
>go back down the pipe and head to an exit

Easy SA.

no. if you snipe her from the roof the whole map goes automatic hunted and all the guards know where you are, even if you use a suppressed rifle.

she always go into the shisha bar just distract the guards following her and kill her when she cuts through the employees only part of the bar

ummmmm this is the last ET

Last elusive target was a chef, now it's an old "serial killer" lady.

Come the fuck on, where are all the good targets from before?
Remember back when 47 had to take down gangsters, arm dealers ? Conspirators? Generals?

No it's not, they only just released rewards for the ETs in the last one.

I feel like BM was better because you were taking down people who weren't as important. Here's there's some grand world reaching conspiracy, but I just can't care. I just want to kill bad people for money.

This is literally how I feel too.

In Blood Money you had to kill some bird gang plotting against a congressman.
A corrupt CIA agent, or a former drug cartel member going into witness protection...

Now it's all a bunch of classy high status shitters, so cliché, looks like some James Bond movie, and there is really no reason to care whatsoever.

The targets in Morroco were alright, but Paris, Sapienza, Bangkok (a band singer please...), Hokkaido...

They were so boring.

they will keep doing ET's until season 2. literally no effort involved in making them since they are glorified contracts except for 20 seconds of diana voicework and target voicework (if any)

The targets in bloodmoney was some pretty important and high status people. It just wasn't hyped up to the same degree as this game.
In blood money would just tell you who they were, what they did, some intel about mission and so on.
Now it is all of that including "This hit is very important 47 you most not fail!!!"

>First ET, this old lady
>If you don't immediately know where she spawns you're fucked because she just seems to endlessly wander the incredibly crowded street with no breaks or vulnerabilities

Like I've done all the contracts at least once but these challenge runs are really turning me off from the game, himmapan horror is pissing me the fuck off because I guess it's 'getting noticed' when they're a third of a second from dying because you threw something at them

You are able to restart as many times as you want before killing her or dying.

>no briefcase
shit game
Who voices Diana?
She makes my dick hard

if big companies wont make a good hitman movie im going make one in The Movies

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why did they take hostages out?

Dunno, notice the item crates for hiding things to pass frisks too.

I hope they have assembling animation when he takes out his sniper from the suitcase in the future.
It's boring to make it magically appear in his hand.

the briefcase and you being able to hide guns in food should definitely be in the game

I've been grinding points to unlock all the upgrades so I can just play the way I want later on. Having a stealth trainer helps tremendously.

I think hostages and the briefcase fucked with the AI too much and they couldn't fix it in time for launch.
Hopefully they both return.

only really need the lethal poison i'd say. the rest of the stuff is useless

>stealth trainer
a fucking what

>tfw the former voice actress had a 100% legit english lady accent, that could get my dick hard on command
>They got rid of her and hired a nigress instead

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I have the curse of completionism. I want all of the choices to fuck with.

what's your playstyle Sup Forums?

I feel bad for killing civs, but fuck me stabbing people with knifes is so satisfying in this game. I love doing melee only runs.

mastery is easy as hell. just plan the mission start on a location, replan, start in another location, repeat until have all locations done for all tyhe discovery xp, replan, play mission and get main disguise, create save point, do a challenge, reload to disguise save, do another challenge, finish mission, go from like level 9 to 20 in one shot.

>press f4
>"cheat activated"
>proceed to murder, injure and spray people in public without anyone noticing, poison drinks in any costume and prance past checkpoints like a ballerina

none/minimal knock outs fiberwire only

>fiberwire only
>suit only

the true way to play

that's fun for you?

wrong
>Accidents only
>Suit Only
Only Silent Assassin's here boi

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i never even thought to use a trainer, does it work for the online shit like ETs?

>Get banned from servers
>can still cheat in offline mode

pansies who hate getting their hands dirty

No but it gets the monotonous shit out of the way so I can come back later with all of the upgrades and do it right.

>he actually listens to game music

pft

Yep that's how I got hillary today

You can't get banned for using a trainer

>You can't get banned for using a trainer


You can, you are tampering with the game to get fraudulent results.

>what's your playstyle Sup Forums?

do all the setpieces
do most challenges to unlock the goodies
fuck around with the goodies
saso with piano wire

I always found these pretentius given how silly the games are

Yeah its called a cheat code you retarted fuck. I don't give a toads dick about leaderboards. I just want the unlockables.

>contracts
>not dark and edgy as fuck

pick one

>You can

prove it

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Nice Elusive Target, fagets.

> yo whats up freeze army
not having that

As much as I dislike SA in comparison to the rest, The soundtrack was out of this world.

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are ETs and some escalations seriously the only "live" stuff they're gonna do?

I just watched the other one where he starts in the Barracks and throws breaching charges as distractions and thought it would be just as easy to start in the default location and run up to her and push her, but that is even easier.

Happened to catch that latest shitfest Hitman movie they made on tv yesterday so I watched it.
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING.

>mfw they hinted at a sequel
ahahahahaha

Maybe I'm just not getting it but elusive targets are kinda lame imo

>Let's have the target just walk between the same three or so locations and not interact with anything
>Basically impossible to use the world to eliminate them.

What location would you like to visit in season 2?

I reckon they need to do an Australia map. Either rural outback or urban area like Sydney or Melbourne. Thoughts?

>Either rural outback or urban area like Sydney or Melbourne.
your best bet would be Parliament house because there's nothing of value in this country

Why did Io try to get rid of Bateson? Are they on bad terms with him or something?

I think they mostly feel appropriate. Silent Assassin is 47's big heroic globetrotting adventure so the bombastic score works and Contracts is anti-silly most of the time. I never cared much for Blood Money's though. That game's tone was all over the place.

>OI WHOS THAT BALD CUNT WALKING HERE

I dont have the uniform though.

probably want someone well known for marketing.

>The boat people hire Agent 47 to assassinate /ourguy/ Tony

something like sapienza but have it be a big castle with a moat and courtyard instead with a hilarious costume challenge like walking around in a suit of full plate armor trying to kill people.

You just need mastery level 8 for that one, just do a quick run of the level doing as many challenges and opportunities as you can. Target doesn't go for a week.

Fuck me, I managed to die on the elusive target already. Why the hell I didn't think of that?

they could do one at the MCG with a cricket match going on. Get a disguise in the change room and go out and bat. Hard cricket ball -> Accidental death

kek, we need to petition IO to make straya map happen

LONDON

I don't have the game but i would love something like Vienna or Cuba.

Forest Park in St.Louis, Missouri. Could possibly include the St. Louis Zoo, too. Complete with roaming nig nogs that will try and mug you.

St. Petersburg

and here we have 47 coming into bowl
he's struck the batsman right in the noggin
i doubt he'll be getting up after that and 47 is leaving the field

>not east st louie survival adventure

disguises don't work when you're the only white

I really enjoyed St Petersburg in Hitman 2

Has there been a London mission before?

would be the perfect level srs, who else wants it to happen?

any sports event would be awesome

we already had exploding golf balls, apply that to a divegrass/handegg/luckswing/icefight game and it would be awesome. cl;imb into the rafters to shoot the target, rig the ball to explode, pose as a food vendor and throw exploding hot dogs, the possibilities are endless

I hope there's a random AI event where "mike brown" gets shot by a cop and a riot takes place throwing every pattern you've been studying gets thrown out the window.

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47 has already done the job

Is it just me or does the guy's voice in the final cut scene sound like it was recorded on a cell phone from the early 2000s?

Accident Kill

"The money has been wired to your account"

So, what is the best map of the game?

The audio in this game is digshit. Everyone has either a British or a yank accent.

I think an arena map with a sports game going on would be awesome

ah fuck I forgot about this, I still hope IO does a cricket match at the MCG but they may avoid doing it so its not 'bad taste'

Sapienza or Paris

>implying they'd have native voices

What does 47 spend his money on?

Hokkaido

Probably guns and suits.

fine dining, suits and his garden

shampoo

>once the strayans see you they follow you no matter what while insulting you.

He probably makes anonymous donations to churches and charities