Final Fantasy XIII

This game's plot was a mess.

>no abusive lightning waifu
J U S T

Finally watched the first five minute of a Let's Play after the thread the other day.
Literally what is going on. Also it looks piss easy.

Lightning didn't disappoint, though.

...There was a plot?

Pretty straightforward, just background lore is in the datalogs

Astor, Barthandelus and Cid are notorious pleb filters.

Also every FF game is piss easy.

Still manages to be better than ffxv shitstorm, which is fucking sad.

>implying the best female protagonist ever would disappoint

I have tried to play this game 4 times. However the gameplay was so fucking boring and linear it may as well have been phone app tier games between cutscenes. I just couldn't invest myself.

Post Lightning.
I need to build my folder.

>DAE le linear xDD

...

I really liked the story. It just drags on too long.

Seriously, the first battle is basically two thirty-second segments split between cutscenes.

Well that's a start.

I'm actually enjoying XV. Unlike XIII. I don't get the hate.

Today user was not a faggot

OP is a mess

at least it was more of a actual game than 15

People tend to not like garbage games that fall for the open world meme and whose narrative is handled worse than the game in OP's post.

>XIII
Could have put any number other than 1 and I would have agreed.

...

>three years later and you're still posting my OC
I'm glad you like it

>play through game
>ally that ive seen once is now a bad guy
>they actually expect me to give a fuck

Will they ever release a game as perfect as FFIX? They peaked hard at that game.

What's up with her face in the bottom left, anyway?

How is he wrong?

Hope is eating her ass.

I'm pretty sure Hope got raped in the forest level.

Top kek, canonically Lightning is almost certainly a virgin though.

What makes it garbage. How is it worse than FF XIII? Serious question.

Still way better than XV.

>unironically saying this
I don't know what you saw in FFXIII. The only redeeming thing about that game was the music.

How is he right?

>watching a let's play

-_-;;

Lightning's armpits weren't a mess, though. So at least XIII has that going for it

>piss easy
I honestly don't know how people are thinking this game is piss easy. Nearly everything towards the end of the game 1 hits you constantly unless you overleveled.

Yes, we've been over this.
I'm not proud.

I've seen that picture.

Such a good soundtrack wasted.

But it was fun.

What was the reasoning for removing a personality from Lightning again? Was it so the user could make up their own?

What's not to understand.

They found a Fal'Cie from Pulse (the planet below) on Cocoon (the country inside a moon). Which made people into L'cie to do their biddings. The government quarantined the affected cities off while offering on tangible solutions. Lightning is there to rescue her sister that got taken into the Fal'cie and in turn she and her group of "friends" got made into L'cie. They must fulfill the purpose given to them via a vision to become human again. Along the way its a group of teenagers and manchild that have to face their own problems. The black man just want to save his son, hope wants to feel useful, and the two hot chicks are there to clean up their mess they made since they have not completed their original task.

Because she saw Serah get sexually assaulted as a child.

What was Barth's end game in all of this?

xiii-2 and LR managed to be worse

No, be proud, you don't touch that heep of shit that is ff13.

Is that canon? XIII's story was so forgettable I only remember a few of the characters that were in it and nothing else.

I haven't finished the game, but from what I've seen of FFXIII it's... too damn weird.

Then X-2 involves time travel. Makes it an even bigger mess. Wait...Lightning becomes some sort of goddess?

Then Lightning Returns involves killing a God... with a power of FRIENDSHIP?! WTF?!

Were the developers high while writing the story?

Also, I don't find ANY (except maybe Lightning but I wish her hair color was natural instead of pink) of the characters interesting. None. And I don't even want to imagine playing 200+ hours with characters I can't stand.

X-2 XIII-2 and returns are basically fan service games.

Its not mainline, its just a way for them to milk more money from the franchise.

They had to do XIII-2 because vanilla XIV was worse than II,VIII and XIII combined.

What was with lightning slapping everyone's shit
And everyone was OK with it
Fang could've taken her easily and made her surrender to her kisses and groping

...Then perhaps asking for a sequel to FFXV is a bad idea.

> not wanting to play dress up with the FFXV girls and fight with them in bikini's

Are you gay user?

I want Fang to lick me all over.

It wasn't meant to make sense. It was a magic ritual to summon Lightning into our world.

Basically he wanted to commit suicide so he could be with God, but Fal'Cie are programmed to not self-terminate so he needed a more roundabout way to get an enemy to kill him instead.

/ss/

Lightning couldn't kill Caius.

That guy is such a Villain Sue.

Original and fresh opinions, kill yourselves, redditors.

this

I want Fang to sit on my face

it's ten times better than 15's

remember that stupid pic of Noctis and his gay bros stomping on Lightning? Can we get a new one with the FF13 cast throwing stones at the FF15 faggots and their shit game?