He picked Yennefer instead of the sexy fat breasted mage

>He picked Yennefer instead of the sexy fat breasted mage.
Explain yourself.

Her voice kills it

Triss is the Polish interpretation of the ideal submissive Asian housewife idolized by neckbeards.
Yennefer is more like a real woman and matches Geralt's personality much better.

>inb4 "she cucked him"
They all cuck each other all the time in the books. Sapkowski doesn't believe in traditionalism.

Just like Geralt himself, some people just like to be bossed around and cucked. It's how they are.

>tfw you don't like either of them, but the situation is literally "worst option except for all the other options"

Triss doesn't actually care about Geralt.

She fucked Lambert in the first Witcher game. You should have picked Yennefer, dumbass.

>spend 2 fucking games pushing her as the love interest only to pull a "jk, she ain't really Geralt's canon waifu"

Biggest tits = best girl

It was a betamale filter.

would be a valid point had they not been hyping Yen for those two games.

Her in-game model is absolutely terrible and her face especially is beyond awful. She easily looks as the NPC which received less attention to detail. basically everything from the neck up about her is low quality when compared to other main NPCs. Also Triss is Geralt's canon waifu, the events of the games are pretty much set in motion because of Geralt's love for Yen.

I dont remember that happening

>everything from the neck up about her is low quality when compared to other main NPCs

Strange opinion.

>I dont remember that happening
Because both her and Lambert were doing it behind Geralt's back

Didn't you ever wonder what those footsteps in her room were? Didn't you listen to what drunk Lambert was implying?

>fucking a dead chick

dead?

Shut up nerd

>dat dress
I was thinking about dicking her the entire time desu.

Even Shani is better than Triss

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Well I don't believe in the traditionalism of picking Yenn.

This.

People who think Triss is a good match for Geralt are fucking mongoloids who didn't read the books.

>She fucked Lambert in the first Witcher game.
Using reddit theories, come on now.

I have good taste, so I chose Yen.