ITT

Vaguely describe the first and last thing that happens in a vidya and others try to guess what it is.I'll start
>you talk to a cat
>you turn off the world
pic unrelated

>you swim out of a pool
>you crawl up to a bird thing

>all the mod startup messages show at once
>tell your robot to throw a guy off a ledge

OFF

Correct

>you walk through the snow
>you fight a god of time

You go save the Princess
It was Earth all along

>you take a quiz
>you float off the planet

Crysis?

No. I'm not sure if OP is counting cutscenes

>you get a ship
>apotheosis

Nier?

>be a faggot
>post shit threads

>You're at home and just finished watching TV
>You kill a king and blow up the moon

(you)?

>lose your watch
>Kill a demon 60 years in the past with your grandpa

>You walk out of the shower
>Your answer the phone

>ding dong dong dwoon dwoon
>you drown

>you get injured in a war
>you and your dragon gets killed by missiles

>You arrive at a camp
>You flee through a portal

This one's Bioshock: The Bad One, I can't make ANY of these others.

Skyward Sword

Portal

Heavy Rain

Ranma 1/2 SNES

Majora's Mask

Assassin's Black Fal;ag

>Skyward Sword
Nope

Drakengard?

You're born
You either save/kill everyone

>MM
Nope, it's an lesser-known RPG.

>Ranama 1/2
no

>the mothership explodes
>the mothership explodes, again

Hitler Orgins

Yes

Destroy all humans

Incorrect. Game's 2D.

>You're playing with your action figure toys
>You blow up a mothership the size of earth

>You rescue a slave girl
>You gas Droopy in his own house

Triangles
"Cookies" (aka Morse Codes)
No fucking run/sprint button, but otherwise great Indie game.

Toy Story N64

>Portal
No. What camp is in portal?

>Hat-tipping nice girl gets upset that boys are only attracted to asshole women and practices the typical hat-tipper's religious mishmash of Atheism and Northern European Paganism.

>Play a trivia game show where the loser gets their sister tossed into volcanic magma

You exit a train
You enter a train

Here's an easy one.
>you jump out of an airplane
>you blow up a tower

You climb out of a coffin
You claim the power of an elder god

Diablo 2?

Sonic Adventure 2

I actually forget the ending to that game, but no.

>Your the best Vida player in the US.
>Your non-existent girlfriend appears after your idol just told you to stop being a pussy.

Fallout 3

>you awake in bed
>dream you're a bird

>you die
>you die

>talks to a pilot
>walks away injured

American Mcgee's Alice in Wonderland

>You go into VR internet
>You meet up with a hot blonde detective

.

Half-Life?

...no actually that would be
>you exit a train
>you exit a train

>You leave your cell
>You stop an alien invasion

Literally any dark souls esque game.

DaS3

Fallout New Vegas

>You take a ferry trip to an island
>You take a ferry trip away from the island. or do you?

Pretty sure it's Diablo 2,
tough i haven't finished it yet

This one is probably too obvious for those who played it but it still sounds funny.
>Be a dog who gets bullied by a super tsundere rabbit.
>An hero yourself to save everyone because God was your stupid little sister and fucked everything up.

Yup

>say goodbye to your waifu
>get stabbed

>get out of jail
>stop evil lightbulb jews from keeping the world in darkness

>You wake up in a cell
>You burn to death

also

>Your lover is stabbed to death
>You stab yourself to death next to him

Going to bed, so gonna spoil the ones I posted.
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red/Blue Rescue Team
Bioshock: Infinite, which was already guessed correctly
Space Pirates and Zombies
Medal of Honor: Airborne

>You wake up
>You go to sleep

>you get found by girl
>everything girl said was a lie

First one is Dark Souls link the flame ending, no idea about the second one

>You are displeased to find you have just risen from the dead.
>You climb back into your coffin and go back to being dead.

>Your listening to rock during prayer.
>You beat the shit out of an old man.

MediEvil

Hm...Devil May Cry 4?

Would play.

>Paragon Hitler gets best ending.
>it's just him, happily painting landscapes.
>they let him into art school for his good deeds.

>You're working as an apprentice to an Asian con-man, lying about the worth of trash in some has-been town
>Empowered by one god, you go 1v1 another god and point a nuclear device at him, killing you, him and an entire city full of people

Correct!

Princess Garnet willingly comes with you.

Necron shows up and casts Gtand Cross on you.

very vague, what game is it?

>you wake up in a bunker
>you kill a bunch of scientists hooked up to a machine

>You're a janitor at a large corporation and you decided to leave your employer after overhearing a board-room meeting.
>You become the messiah.

>You ride a bus.

>Your friends pick on you for having an illegal alien for a girlfriend.

Yup.

Cryostasis

Gotcha Force!

>Assassin's Creed Black Flag
Nope, though I can see why you might think that.

Castlevania?

>be in a fake funeral
>be the subject of a fake funeral

Well done, what a weird ass game that was. Still enjoyed it

>you get on a boat.
>10 years.

You go to a village
You fight a white lizard

Wolfenstein: The New Order?

I will always find you

>one of the best characters in the game breaks your heart
>kill god twice

>Your Best Friend's best friend cuts ties with him
>He becomes your instead

...

You climb out of a coffin
You are left wandering endlessly through hell

>you jump over cliffs
>you kill a wizard

I don't know but I need to know.

Skyrim?

OFF.

>You get recruited to infiltrate an alien base.
>You get depressed under a tree.

Final fantasy 13-2

Dragons Dogma

>You are working in your space office
>You enter the vault