Games you can't talk about on Sup Forums

Games you can't talk about on Sup Forums

I'll start: Enter the Gungeon is a fucking great little roguelite, but it's impossible to discuss because fanboys from other roguelite communities who can't understand the concept of personal preference always flood the thread with bullshit

Where's the supply drop, cunts?
It's three weeks to Christmas, this certainly isn't Fall anymore.

You should probably check a calendar. It's not Winter until the 22nd of December.

You do realize how the seasons work right?

>yay another wind up gun

>I don't unlock stuff
the drops get better when you've opened up more options.

If you can't handle criticism just go to leddit.
The game is fun but after a bunch of hours you start realizing how the dev focused to much on polishing and forgot to actually focus on the game itself.

It was ruined by enemy health scaling and limited ammo. Both are questionable design decision for roguelites, but it still would've been fine with only either of those present. Combined together, it turns the game into a chore

Oh god.

I love this game, but I also hate this game so fucking much.

>rely on good gun drops to win
>dodging through bullets liable to get you hit anyway
>off-screen bullets ("your own slow reflexes" listed as source of death, fuck you game)
>wallmonger instantly kills you if you can't kill it fast enough - even if you shoot constantly with the normal gun, you will only take off 50% hp before it crushes you. who the fuck thought this was a good idea??
>all floor 4 bosses in general suck.
>cannonbalrog spends most of the battle wasting your time.
>most guns you find feel shit.
>enemy hp scales with floor depth fsr.
>the whole "you gotta not take a single hit from bosses" thing can go fuck itself.
It's still a good game though.

>yay another wind up gun

>dodging through bullets liable to get you hit anyway
Do you mean how you can land on a bullet after rolling? How is that the game's fault?
The dodge only provides i-frames during the roll, it's your responsibility to check when and where to dodge to land safely.

>"Oh, update soon, huh? I guess I'll put it down and play something else until it comes out."
>last played: August 3rd
K

>wallmonger instantly kills you if you can't kill it fast enough
how do you even let this happen? go afk?

>wallmonger instantly kills you if you can't kill it fast enough - even if you shoot constantly with the normal gun, you will only take off 50% hp before it crushes you. who the fuck thought this was a good idea??
I didn't even know that and I'm pretty sure I beat it once with the stock gun.

I know I've beat it with the stock gun, along with the rest of the game as a challenge.

Just tried it since I was curious and couldn't do it.
Though only passive I had was hot lead.
Then again, how would you even get to wallmonger with inventory full of empty guns?

I don't believe you.

It's not that, but wallmonger is so easy that you may as well spare your bullets and use the stock gun.

Speaking of roguelites, anyone play Vagante?

Did somebody call me?

Anyone reading this check out shoot first by teknopants

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Really enjoyed it at first but after a few hours in it got really boring for me. All the guns felt the same and the enemies were sponges that took too much to kill. I'll check it again after the update, I really wanted to enjoy this game.

This: Liking a game is fine, but calling it great/perfect while ignoring its faults are the reason why you can't discuss it on Sup Forums. Every damn time one of these threads crop up, whatever game thats being talked about is heralded as the best thing ever. Any and all criticism about said game is ignored or brushed off as haters. Thats not a problem with anyone else, its a problem with those who defend it.

Braid. the puzzle design is fucking brilliant, but all Sup Forumsirgins can talk about is the (admittedly) pretentious indieshit story in it.

no

>I haven't been in a single EtG thread
Every single time it amounts to almost nothing but

>It's not BoI or NT so I don't like it
or
>I'm bad at the game so it's less fun

You forgot all games using denuvo.

>wah I can't talk about this shitty generic indie game on Sup Forums
>except I can because like a billion people have played it
>>>/snipyourdickoff/

Devil May Cry or Bayonetta games without Ninja Gaiden fans crawling out of the woodwork.

Like nigga, this genre is an empty fucking desert with a very small town of decent games. There's room for both.

It needs Dark Souls 2 added. Maybe SM4SH too.

I've been in several, and while I wasn't specifically stating EtG, your response is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about.

Literally every time a decisive game is talked about, the side thats defending it always says dumb shit like you just did where they disregard all other discussion and boil it down to " Its not X so its bad " or " Not good enough/don't understand it, so its bad. "

All other discussion is always ignored. And as I've said, yes I've been in several ETG threads, and no, they're not as simple as you might like. Even this one isn't like that.

>Little rogue like.
Nigga it won't run on a dual core, 2 gigs of ddr3 and a GTS 450 and is like a gig and a half for retro qt graphics, the binding of Isaac whips it's ass to hell and back.

Bloodborne and New Vegas get decent threads all the time.

It runs on my pissy 2.1 ghz single core, not sure what your rig's problem is.

>All other discussion is always ignored
Because shitposters ruin the thread. I'm not ignoring shit. 90% of the complaints can easily be traced back to retards who prefer a different game but can't just out and say it. Criticism is always welcome to generate discussion. Outright falsehoods and other bullshit isn't. Complaining you don't get enough ammo when playing well earns ammo is a garbage complaint for scrubs. Pretending like most of the guns in the game are trashbin tier is untrue nonsense. These are the kind of complaints that dominate EtG threads
>And as I've said, yes I've been in several ETG threads
If that's true, then you must be part of the problem.

Runs fine on my PS4.

Nothing worse than a mustardracer who blames games when the problem is obviously on his end.

not him but Isaac 1 was a sloppy mess with framerate drops and shit hitboxes

Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness

I've been in those threads, 20% is being generous when it comes down to those replies, and even then its usually just comparing it to other more similar roguelikes.

>If that's true, then you must be part of the problem.

Again, this is the type of shit I'm talking about.

>XD
kys, my man

>its a here is a fucking bow to fight the dragon with during a blessing run episode

I think I dropped more hours into Afterbirth than any other single player game.

The flash binding of Isaac was flawed as fuck but the concept, design and general idea behind it were great.

Your shitty pic triggers me