CJ was the best GTA Protagonist

CJ was the best GTA Protagonist.

Cry some more Tommyfags.

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Wu Zi Mu was the best GTA friend

Cry more Bruciefags

Only because you could turn him into a fat fuck, which made the game 100x more enjoyable.

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i love how some line changed

>Protagonist can't follow trains is best anything
OP's a busta

What was the best island and why was it San Fierro?

He's a big guy.

this
SF is comfy as fuck

>just trying to the right thing by his family but oh no it all gets out of hand
Shit

Also the start of Rockstar trying to write serious crime drama, so double shit

>serious crime drama
>san andreas
Hello retard.

This game was far more comical than the previous two. Just the fact that a black gangster is getting involved in secret government affairs and triad wars is laughable in itself.

4 U

>the start of
Hello faggot

The game is the start of Rockstar's attempts to write a protagonist who wasn't just a career criminal. Even with that lolsorandumb wacky bullshit CJ's motivation is still "muh family". Horseshit like that led directly to Niko Bellic and his inability to shut up about how shit his life is

Only because, despite his homies saying he couldn't drive for shit, he could actually look around while driving.

While when Tommy got in a car, his neck got locked in the forward position. That was a pretty serious mental or physical handicap he had there.

AY CESAR THE YAY LEAVIN SAN FIERRO RIGHT

Thinking about getting the PS4 port

Any way to make cars not spawn 30yds ahead of the player?

>construction workers catcall his sister
>so he shoves their foreman into a ditch and buries him in concrete
Every bit as psychopathic as Tommy, honestly

So, why did Rider and Big smoke kill CJ's mum?

>Obese CJ was the best GTA Protagonist.

Fixed.

He was just a feminist ally.

San andreas is my favorite gta game but lets be real.

Cj does nothing but bitch and complain the entire game.

Tommy atleast has some balls to him.

He was a pushover bitch.

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I don't think he knew the guy was in the port-a-john when he did that.

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Now that you mention it, i can imagine why he left the hood aside from his bro dying or whatever.

>Sweet tells him to do something
>can't refuse because muh hood nigga
>Big Smoke just asks nicely while quoting some weird shit so CJ just accepts
>Ryder is just forceful

This was the best.
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If (You) don't reply they'll kill yours tonight while she sleeps

That's not Niko

>short boring nigger
>best GTA protag

>San Fierro
>not traveling through comfy Bone County like a badass and stopping at diners to drink and play pool
You're both retarded. Prior to GTA 5, all of their stories were about a low-tier criminal creating a massive criminal empire around themselves.
GTA 5 was more "muh family" than anything else since the canon ending seems to be that Michael, Trevor, and Franklin get their big score and then go legit.
I actually felt really bad about that mission. Everyone else you kill does something to warrant it or is scum anyway. Those construction workers literally dindu nuffin.
Imagine being in his shoes
>be CJ
>manage to gtfo of the hood and go legit on the East Coast
>don't want anything to do with this bullshit ganger stuff
>mother dies so you have to go home
>old gangster friends rope you into bullshit gang shit
>old gangster friends get you blackmailed by crooked cops
>implying any of you wouldn't be ripshit about that

>naive
>dumb
>gets stepped on and pushed around by everybody
CJfags everyone

is this porn or just some lame ecchi

>another white protag with a funny accent
>better than mah nigga CJ

CJ wasn't legit on the east coast, he was a petty thug working for Joey Leone. Watch:
youtube.com/watch?v=D-wLIAISF9I

I hate Sweet so much, he couldn't stop giving shit to CJ even when he had done more than enough to make up for previous mistakes.
>Tell your big bro about how much shit you have accomplished for being a low tier thug
>LOL CJ YOU'RE A SELLOUT

this fucking shit
>dude I'm literally a millionaire
>BUT MUH HOOD

>a reluctant hoodlum who only becomes a success because he rode on other people's backs
VS.
>a no nonsense mafia hitman who's sick of being pushed around by his boss and thus tries to break free of his grasp by seizing power for himself

Tommy wins this round.

Both pale in comparison to Niko, though.

Sweet was a narrow minded hypocrite gangbanger. Funny thing, he warmed up to you when you pulled all this petty gangbanger shit, but scolds CJ for making something bigger from himself

>wanna be swole
>train between every mission
>after 5 times get bored
Even in vidya I cannot deal with fitness

>a whiny emo Slav
>better than "The Harwood Butcher"

>Implying pic related isn't the best GTA protagonist

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i hated that brucie faggot he was annoying as fuck

You mean that crackhead who was cucked by le epic lolzrandom trevor?

Meth isn't crack, nerd.

A drug addict that died like a bitch. Truly the greatest GTA protagonist right there

Cuck is a cuck, though.

Tommy was best because he had some actual agency

CJ just goes along with things, that's the worst trait in a main character IMO, nobody wants to play as somebody's stooge

That pissed me off in Liberty City Stories more than anything else, Toni literally has everything coming to him and I thought he'd end up taking over the mob but instead he's just Salvatore's bitch for the rest of his life despite clawing his way up from the bottom

I'm glad that you agree

Once again, first post, best post.

>trevor
worst gta character.

All other main protags are better, and even the fat black chick npcs are more enjoyable than he is.

Agreed, Trevor was a mistake.

Sauce, my man.

GTA V isn't canon

Woozy was great

Also The Thruth. Loved that stoned ass conspiracy nut

fuck you racist crackas pieces of shit

>samefagging to try to justify your weak comment

>the yay leavin san fierro right?

RIGHT BUT THEY'RE USING BIKES AND THEY GO CROSS COUNTRY

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They were trying to hit Sweet, but killed her instead

>muh safe space
>being this butthurt that people don't like your skin color

Don't forget his reaction to when you get him out of jail. Like really, it makes you wonder why it couldn't have been Sweet that died at some point and Smoke stayed around as a true companion.

After watching it really breathes life into the story
Why haven't I even watched this before?

If Sweet got put down would it have been Smoke to call up CJ and retake the hood for the Families?

Maybe. Maybe him or Ryder? Most likely Smoke though.
It really sheds some light on things. Also a lot of folks here say CJ just goes along with things, which isn't entirely true. As the game goes on, he does start doing things of his own accord, such as helping out Woozie and trying to take down everyone involved with Tenpenny

I started replaying it recently
>this is the gun that was used to murder an officer of the law
>the green Stallion
>how characters got to where they are

It makes me want to play it some more

Also am I autistic for grinding all my guns to Hitman and maxing out my lung capacity after doing the robbery with Ryder at the pizza place?
As well as buying a couple houses around LS with money I collected from killed Ballers and drug dealers?

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>those small rival territories spots on the map that never spawn ballas/vagos on the streets

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>be ripped in LV
>that fucking cutscene where Tenpenny punches you in the gut
>CJ drops like a little bitch

you mean the best, fuck the haters

>San Fierro
>Island

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I thought seeing the rageface mod was the most cancer I had to experience. But this somehow is worse

how worse

>Drive over 3 cops
>shoot down a heli
>go over to Tenpenny
>he threatens to pin me on the murder of 2 cops from the beginning of th game
>kill 200 cops by the end of the game

sauce?

Homie, I do that too. I max my weapons, bike skill, cycle skill, buy all houses and clothes I can get at that point, do all the side missions in LS, get all collectibles before starting Doberman. I also play with no cheats(I do do the bet trick twice in the playthrought too buy the properties).

>Only because you could turn him into a fat fuck, which made the game 100x more enjoyable
Never tried this...
Guess gotta get SA again.

I don't see anything. What did he stab?

are you gay or something?

>pizza guy in one mission makes fun of Ryder for being short
>his character model was noticeably taller than CJ

The name's Manlet Johnson.

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>DEEZ MAN RUIND MY LYF
>I DOO NAWT WEESH 2 KEEEEL
>"Hey yo Niko this guy called my brother a fraud! I know you just met me but us Irish are proud people, lets go teach them lesson"
>"Oh kee"
THIRTY SEVEN DEAD BIKERS LATER

Hibari why

>Takes some time away to better himself because he knows he'll get into nothing but trouble
>Realizes its time to come back and support his home and family
>The second he gets him he is Ride or Die
>Progress further than any other GTA Protoganist, eventually owning a mansion in Vinewood Hills and helping the CIA
>Despite being able to live comfortably forever, he comes back to help his brother and punish the men who betrayed him

Get the fuck out of here with any other Protagonist.

Fair point, but it's Samuel L Jackson.

Obese CJ was the best, specially when you dressed him up in queer shit. Having shitty physical stats made the game a bit harder though.

>Clock Ryder's missions in an hour
>they're fun as shit and the dialogue is awesome
>all the other missions are "literally who" and "why cant I just skip this guy's missions, they're ass" tier

No go make that motherfucking toilet sparkle.

THE BACK O' YO NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK O' HOTDOGS

I can never find any mods for GTA SA, they're always dead links, 15 year old websites or sites in russian/german/BR

>that one asukafag sticking around to see justice done

give him money pls

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