Marry, Fuck, Kill

Marry, Fuck, Kill

Surpisingly I'd choose that same order.

kill all of them and also kill the shitty franchise

Kill Chloe, she's annoying as fuck
Marry Max, we can watch Spirits Within together, I'll show her to the ways of the anime and turn her into a weeaboo
I guess I'm fucking Kate

Kill Kate, Fuck Chloe, Marry Max. If you choose otherwise you're a faggot.

my nigga

Already Dead, Marry, Fuck.

>Marry, marry, marry
Just marry them all. If they start to bore you, marry some new chicks as well.

Genghis Khan did it. Why can't you? Are you not a genuine male?

America used to be pro-polygamy
Same with Europe

All monogamy did was help spread inferior genes.

Marry Kate.
Have consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation with Kate.
Ignore the rest.

Marry Kate
Fuck Chloe
Kill Chloe
hug Max

Marry Kate, fuck Chloe, kill Max

It also stopped there being so many sexually unsatisfied young men, and you can understand how that would be a big problem for society.

kill
kill
kill

Mary Fuck Kill Asuka

This. Superior taste.

Is he black?

Marry Kate, fuck Max, kill Chloe. Kate is the least degenerate.

Kill Kate, Fuck Max, Marry Chloe.

No, he just has reverse vitiligo.
It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson had.

that's a relief

>not Kill Kate, be Max, and Marry Chloe

Correct.

First post best post

There's a trap some user posted that looked like the blue haired girl that was some good fap material, so I choose her.

Kill Chloe
Marry Kate
Fuck Max

Kate is cool and cute but I could never stand her family in the longterm and fucking then leaving her would probably just push her to trying to kill herself again, so I'd say kill her.

Max is cute and is definitely gf material so I'd say marrying her is the best choice.

Chloe is the only one with experience worth a damn and who I wouldn't get along well with so I'd say she's the best option to fuck.

Though really I'd rather kill myself rather than Kate.

Fuck Kate, marry Max, kill Chloe.

true, you are right my friend, thank you

Kill'em all

Why is it always Kill? I never feel enough strong dislike for the third one that I want them to die.

Easy.

Marry Kate, fuck Max, kill the ugly one.

Slay them all.

Fuck Kate
Fuck Max
Fuck Chloe

Kill Chloe. Not into tattoos. Tall and skinny, no meat or figure. Didn't inherit her mother's nice rump. Everything Chloe has going for her, is fashion. If you're into the faux-punk emo looks, then she's for you, but I find it annoying.

Fuck Max. She has no tits or ass or figure either, but the fact that she's short on top of that, makes by dick rock hard. She's so small, it makes me want to pound her like an animal. Hold her down and ram her full force. Just complete disregard for her feelings.

Kate makes me want to brutalize her pussy as well. But she's so sweet, I would want to do it again and again. Convert her into a horny pig in bed. But still treat her nice otherwise. Drink tea and draw together.

That's already the right order.

Why do they look retarded

marry kate, fuck max, kill chloe

kill all of them

>Wanting to marry portlandian tumblr trash

Kill
Kill
Kill

D.) Give them all to PestilienceSFM

What a horrible game.

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. Nothing else, except maybe kill Chloe.

Kill all of them.
Fuck this SJW shit

I always got the sense that Luke was the one who left that message. He just struck me as that alt-right guy who hide his political leanings.(for the most part) I think he was the one who leaves David the nice letter after David gets suspended.

I really don't have anything to back up this idea. Other than the general sense that Luke is that kind of guy.

>not killing Chloe
AND THIS IS WHY THE WORLD IS FUCKED AND WE ARE GONNA GET MEMED ON BY A MASSIVE STORM

This

Objectively best response

Kill Kate, I'm not carryng her weak suicidal frigid Jesus ass through my life
Fuck Chloe, she'd probably be fun/experimental for a one time fling
Marry Max, Not trashy like Chloe or reserved like Kate, a nice compromise that probably won't do anything too rebellious for my liking. Also she has time powers so we can win the lottery

*tip*

Fuck Kate
Marry Kate
Ignore miscellaneous

Sauce.

>premarital sex
Kate would never go for a heathen like you.

Also she can tiem trave in the middle of fucking to tive you the best sexual experience

I'm confused. Are you insinuating that I'm an ironic fedora like Daniel?

That's not how it works sadly

All you need to do is legalize prostitution

Reminder that this studio's next game is a Vampire ActionRPG.

>the one with him leaking precum through his panties and sticking fingers up his butt

name?

for real? werent they gonna make Season 2?

I'll never understand how Sup Forums tolerates this game, let alone loves it.

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Marry Kate, fuck Max, Kill Chloë.

>werent they gonna make Season 2?

Its already done most likely. They need to shill that other game they are making first though.

i hate SJWs and would genocide them if i could, but the game is awesome, but the ending could have been better

>David gets suspended
>He got David suspended
Kindly remove yourself from this planet.

>Sup Forums is one person

youre a moron

I don't give a fuck about SJW memeshit and the game was awful.

I'll never understand how your parents tolerate you, let alone love you
But they do, and never forget that user. If you don't still live at home make sure to call them sometimes.

I didn't suspend David. I've just watched the game maybe three dozen times. I've seen most all the routes by now.

>muh marry Kate

Most likely beta males projecting themselves into the one kid bullied into suicide.

Kill all three and marry/fuck better girls from a better game

Marry, Kill, fuck.

Chloe seems like a fun slut, but Kate is someone I want to have a relationship with

I couldn't ever imagine telling on David, no matter how many times. He just tries so hard.

If you aren't marrying Max you just need to kill yourself right now.

Cool story.
Fun gimmick.
Comfy aesthetic.
If anything, it's a nice interactive experience. It has it's gamy part though. Trust me, I've seen people scoff at the game, and try to roast it for not being a game, and then get caught up by one of the puzzles or searching segments.

Of course after the finally find the solution, it only takes them two seconds to somehow blame the game for inconveniencing them with gameplay.

The only answer

This senpai

fpbp

Knowing the severity of the matter makes one more sympathetic to his cause. But before you know anything, he appears to be going far over the line. Completely unnecessary. Plus, his instincts are so off, he actually suspects Kate to be a culprit, and not a victim.

Some people don't take kindly to David's bullshit. And other people are just too pussy to snitch on Nathan, so they let David take the blame, as they don't see a reason to point at Jefferson.

The soundtrack was really good too

I count that as part of the aesthetic. I'm also sick of hearing about the soundtrack specifically. Sheesh. It's not THAT great. They just bought licensing for a bunch of preexisting songs. they didn't produce the tracks themselves.

das it mane

I like it. If anyone calls it "SJW trash" then they haven't really seen SJW's out in the open. The characters were pretty decently written and the whole thing carries itself well.

That and I just have the maturity to not include politics into pleasure.

It's the reason why I drink Yuengling, despite thinking Donald Trump was an awful candidate and is going to be an awful president.

It introduced me into a genre I didnt know I would like. So I will keep talking about it.

It fits like a TV show. They even had the montages that EVERY TV show does at the end.

I feel bad for Kate, but no way I am not hatefucking the daddy issues and Max is just perfect wife material

You should play the Tex Murphy games, user. It's a lot more classical, but I still loved them.

Great. But you know what's TRULY impressive. The Undertale soundtrack. All produced by one man, and it was phenomenal.

Dontnod put together a playlist. Big fucking deal. I bet you guys watch anime music videos too.

>Episode 4: The Casting Room

>Chloe and Max are into girls
>Kate killed herself

wew
I guess I have no choice.

The face saying "what the fuck am I doing with my life" always gets me

If we're talking soundtracks, there's the best Soundtrack ever.

JET SET RADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOO

But I agree. I was stating that their soundtrack choices created a real TV show vibe.

And no, I don't watch anime music videos.

8/10, this is some high level shitposting. I've been up all night shitposting and I haven't had one post of this caliber. If I knew where my external was I'd post some /jp/ images to congratulate you.

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they are making a live action adaptation

muh nigga

It's steins;gate for people insecure about playing weebshit and who need the illusion of gameplay in the form of a walking sim

but with worse writing

Kill myself