Name a game that have risks that just not worth taking for the rewards. I'm in the "just fuck my shit up" mood and want a game just to fuck me over with every step on the way.
Heard Darkest Dungeon is becoming more like that when it used to be fair. Is it worth the pricetag though?
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>juicy pear
It's like eating a battery that's been puked on by a fruit bat.
As for your question I don't have a good answer for you, so have a bump.
Whaaaaaat? I find the juicy pear to actually taste like real pear. It's probably my favorite besides watermelon.
Look, it's not that they don't taste a little like a pear, it's just that for some reason my tongue recoils from that particular flavor like my tongue is trying to claw its way out of the back of my head.
That rotten egg bean is the most purtrid flavor. Taste like someone shit in your mouth.
Why did they think Toothpaste was a bad flavor? It just tastes like Spearmint, it's arguably better than Berry Blue.
>friend puts these in a bowl during a party
>everyone takes turns picking one and eating it
>always go with light blue because it's win/win
I do the same with tropical punch kool aid, mostly because my baby sitter made it all the time and I always knew something was off.
Turns out she didn't rinse the pitcher out all the way and it was always full of soap. Can't drink the shit now because it just tastes like dish soap to me.
LISA
Huh interesting. Well to each their own I guess.
Are these real?
>I'm in the "just fuck my shit up" mood and want a game just to fuck me over with every step on the way.
NetHack.
Yup they are, and it's one of the worst experience in my life
It is a party game.
Lisa: the Painful RPG
Here you are my man
One order of "JUST"
You can ignore any other suggestions from here on out, nothing will top this for fucking your vidya up. You can count the people who have legit finished this game on 1 hand.
Have you never watched harry potter? Like even if they were fake in there, it's an obvious choice to be made into real merchandise.
Opening it.
VtM:B
>Licorice
>Skunk Spray
What's the difference
Tutti Frutti master race reporting in
If you're feeling ballsy, eat a handful.
>Get this
>Play 1 round
>Got booger
>Stopped playing because it was so horrible
Never again.
I actually have Lisa and believe even all of the DLCs for it. If I recall I was at the part where you are playing russian roulette but I was trying to save scum for a 100% completion file and I guess I got bored and forgot I even have the game.
>peach flavored candy
>grape flavored candy
No one likes these
FUCKING THANK YOU
Since that other guy mentioned Nethack it reminded me of DoomRL, it looks pretty fuck you in the ass.
Licorice is god-tier, you philistine.
>baby wipes
what the fuck america
baby wipes are awesome especially the flushable ones
The canned dog food one is awful. At first it's not so bad, then it coats your mouth in a disgusting film that gradually overpowers your palate until you're so nauseous that you vomit.
The vomit fills your mouth with the disgusting taste of the dog food anew, and you vomit again. The cycle repeats until you're dry heaving.
>No Cherry vs Blood
>No Strawberry vs Pepto-bismol
It's like you don't want to gamble.
Gay taste buds right there
God, these somehow got WORSE after the every flavor bean...
rotten egg and barf alone will kill you
>pepto-bismol
>bad
pick one you fucking pleb
I can't see how people take peptobismol. Fucking worst thing ever.
Shit I didn't realize that this was an actual game with these actual alternative flavors until just now.
You've never drank straight prune juice before then.
>Sup Forums arguing about jelly bean flavors
can't say I'm surprised
I'd suggest playing X-COM 1 or 2 on the hardest difficulty with Iron Man on
>Flavor embeds itself within your tongue
>You can taste it even after one bite and removing the Jelly Bean from your mouth
>Scars you so bad that you'll forever hate Jelly Beans
Science HAS gone too far.
I actually like the taste of Pepto-bismol.
Go die.
Sincerely,
Everyone with decent taste
Same
>not appreciating the mouth-numbingly divine taste of based licorice
>decent taste
Choke on it.
OP here. I went with an image with a possible discussion knowing full well what was going to happen. It is the only way to keep your thread bump on Sup Forums sometimes. Thanks for the suggestion though on that note.
So far the recommend games were:
>Lisa
Have it and the DLCs, never completed it though so I might do that.
>The Pit Gold
search this up and found this store.steampowered.com
>VtM:B
Look kinda boring but I'll look at some gameplay videos first before judging
>Nethack
Good recommendation but just not in the mood for the RNG with literally everything. Just want some high risk low rewards.
>DoomRL
This on the other hand is new to me, I might give it a shot anyway.
>X-COM 1/2
Heard how bullshit these games can be. Sound like something I'm exactly in the mood for as they seem to be also good enough to be popular at the same time.
Rest of thread is bean talk though I'm not complaining, pretty entertaining to see how many other people actually ate these and their reactions to it.
>Lawn Clippings
>Toothpaste
>Baby Wipes
>Booger
These 4 are win/win colors.
Not only are they real, they do not puss out on those flavors. Barf actually nauseated me.
VtM:B isn't really that brutal in terms of choices you make. You *can* pick a really stupid fucking decision at the end of the game, but the gameplay isn't punishing.
Honestly, the gameplay sucks. You play it for the RPG aspects, the characters, the dialogue, and most of all the atmosphere.
Try superior lays chips
Easy mode for the faint of heart. Baby Wipes has since been replaced by Spoiled Milk.
>couch
god fucking damn it I haven't been on Sup Forums since like 2014 and I forgot how funny this board is
If you're nordic you have to realize that they don't sell real licorice in the US.
back into your grave, grandpa
Nice meme
Barf aroma isn't difficult to make though, just use an acid to simulate the stomachs acid, some bitterness agent and add butanoic acid to the mixture, it's what gives it its characteristic aroma in higher concentration, remember you taste with your nose for the most part!
don't bother. americans can't handle any other flavors than sugar, just look at their coffee culture
>implying lawn clippings flavor would taste bad
Toothpaste can't be that bad
I'm all about RPGs, I will totally have to look into it then.
We had the spoiled milk edition. Thankfully I never spin on it but I heard it was without the doubt worst possible one to get. Literally made some guy puke.
Green is safe and blue is just win/win if you like mint candy and such.
Booger is weird, it doesn't just taste like your own mucus like you'd expect. It's more like a 2nd vomit flavor. I played the game and ate one thinking it was a safer option and threw up.
As for Baby Wipes the accurate chemical taste overrides the floral fragrance, so it's still pretty bad.
>coffee culture
lol. Ill never not laugh at pretentious fucks who think coffee, arthouse film and weird games make them interesting but they're the most boring people imaginable
random thought
how would you eat that?
you shave pieces off of it with a liquorice grater
The makers of jelly beans are fucking evil
Those tastes are goddamn awful
Jelly Belly made these into some kind of retarded challenge thing where you eat one without knowing which flavor it is. My nephew wouldn't leave me the fuck alone at Thanksgiving until I tried one, so I did. I got a barf bean. It was as horrible as you might expect.
You chew it.
>black is a lose/lose
at least that one's nice and easy
Every battle in Paper Mario: Sticker Star puts you at a net loss without fail. The only time you get anything out of battles is the mandatory ones because they progress the story.
What a fucking bitch. I'm sorry user