Plays new videogame

>plays new videogame
>encounters the perfect girl (pic related)
>realise that she will never be real
>realise that you will never find a girl like her in real life

>that model
3D Pokémon was a mistake

>Start playing not long ago
>Only at the start
>Keep keep dragging me around

Can't she just fucking leave me alone.

It's pretty normal to encounter Russian girls on the west coast

I think 3DS games can look nice when rendered at higher resolutions.

>the perfect girl
>constantly shoving shit into her bag
>carrying several literal tons of cargo
no thanks

She's a stupid cunt who can't keep a damn animal in a bag.

What's wrong with the model?

Get used to it because that's the entire game.

Not even joking. Your first 20-30 hours of Pokemon Sun or Moon is going from one checkpoint to the next and triggering story scenes.

the models are okay, it's the textures and resolution that is absolutely ridiculous

>worthless crybaby
>mommy issues
>isnt even friends with her brother
She should've gotten in the bag instead

>girl
>has man hands

Sorry to break it like this to you bro

I had a dream a girl like her (although a lot older) invited me to her house. I was trying to surprise her and sneak up on her but she saw me. Tried to run around the back but she knew I was there.

Fuck, this game wasn't supposed to make me feel shit.

Pokedex entry states this fucker is 2204.4 lbs, or 999.9 kg if you live in tealand.

Lillie literally carried around 2 tons worth of Pokemon in that bag.

>perfect
Not when she can get so much better

>Realize that you will never find a girl like her in real life
Sure you can OP. Just go to your nearest elementary school and take a look through all the 5th graders, I'm sure you'll find someone. I'm not judging

>mfw Lillie will be forgotten as quickly as the rest of Pokemon's Waifubait despite someone at GF clearly having a boner for her and intending for her to be around as Kanto Sequelbait

Cowtits are for faggots

This nigga gets it

>2 long saggy tits hanging below her belt line.
No thanks

Stay mad that cowtits are always superior to flat

All tits are cute.

All tits are love.

All tits are life.

>3DPD

its almost the human traveling partner mechanic I was frantically searching for in the pokemon red manual all those years ago.

you're doing lana wrong then

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>mistaking aliasing for bad modelling

dude waht

so...should i kill myself?

Mom, the dress up like Nihilego thing wasn't that bad and I forgave you for the whole disowning me and Gladion because you were crazy but this...

This is way too much.

I'm going to Kanto

>perfect girl
>doesnt put out after you save her mother from the tentacle sex monster
>would have left without saying goodbye if the niggers white women sensor hadnt gone off

Especially not if you stay in your room playing Pokemon all day.

Looks 2D to me.

>weak men like weak women

shape change best fetish desu

Fuck off, Tumblr

DOES THAT MAKE LILLIE BUZZSWOLE??????

I'm a weak man and I prefer her mother.

What wasted talent

>wasted
My boner tells a different story

Pokemon players are truly fucking pathetic

As if playing a kids game isn't bad enough, they also lust after virtual kiddie NPCs

Just find a rope and end your sad excuse for an existence

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People who waste their time to complain about Pokemon players on the internet must be even more pathetic, right?

You need to go out more, loser

Neogaf please go and stay go.

>perfect girl
>some dumb looking blonde wearing an uncool dress

You can find a lot of these anywhere, actually.

But none with that big a hat.

What about people complaining about people who waste their time complain about Pokemon players on the internet? Even more pathetic.

Just buy one for them once you pay their services. It works, just ask your mom.

source?

Don't take her for granted user, one second she's following you around, the next She gone off to another region.

I share your pain user