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He was destroyed!

Believe it or not it's better than "the unofficial mine craft joke book"

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Hitler didn't die for this

You realize these products are made for literal children. Like, really young kids.

I think the bartenderman joke is actually a bit clever
the rest are dogshit

>it's for children
Shitty non-jokes are shitty non-jokes. Kids can laugh at actually clever media.

>(Bed Joke)

>there nose

jesus christ

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Taking into account which youtubers are popular, your claim isn't all that persuasive.

Most children's sense of human is not very good

a 4 or 5 year kid doesnt know what 'clever' is

really young kids are about 50x smarter than you think they are.

these products are mdae to produce something that sells with zero effort/time requirement whatosever. When I was 8 I had a book about teenage mutant ninja turtles that was meant to be a "funny" book, it also taught me what DNA was and how it worked.

>Steve makes white wool red
what a fucking pussy slayer

>(bed joke)

>steve turned all the people into zombies
deepest lore

>(Bed Joke)

>bed joke

I honestly thought the book was referring to hymens tearing apart from a big COCK

(bed joke)

Wait, was that not the intention?

No. It's about how anal sex causes bleeding.

>tfw he cured his depression by shitposting transies on social media

Were these jokes written by a fucking robot or something?

>A WOODpecker
Am I overthinking this

I've never played minecraft. Someone explain the bed joke to me pls

the joke is that beds are red even though you can use any color wool to make it

>craft a bed with white wool in Minecraft
>bed turns red

who knows, no author on the cover

>(Bed Joke)

how do you fit so many memes into one book

This is all anti-humour isn't it?

What's with the bunny?

I like how he has to put that in parenthesis or else nobody would understand it

no, it's braindead humor for kids

Do kids even know the Chuck Norris meme? It's so fucking old at this point

These were written by an AI that hasn't developed a sense of humor yet.

By (bed joke) he means sex, right? That's the first place my brain went. This explanation isn't even a joke, just an observation.

that's the thing, it's almost all observations that are """"funny""""

white wool when crafted with wood turns into a red bed.

What a (Bed Joke)

Who wants to bet the person who writes these is same Indian man who makes those creepy YouTube videos for children that get like 30 million views for some reason?

>Steve makes white wool red.
>(Bed Joke)

So do these people have to pay microsoft/mojang royalties or what?

I thought it was about stealing a maidenhood and dying the bed red.

Was that not the joke?

I dont think you understand whts going on here

There IS NO JOKE

Isn't the (Bed Joke) part referring to how you can make white wool red by deflorating a woman on said wool sheet? Or am I reading too much into it trying to make a joke where it clearly is nothing?

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No, they have to pay damages

reminder this is a children's book too

These aren't jokes for kids, these are for actual developmentally disabled people. Like, real, deeply autistic kids and teens. Minecraft is actually used by doctors and specialists as a teaching and therapy tool when working with kids who suffer from shit like that nowadays.

>(Bed Joke)

>He was destroyed
It looks more like suicide to me.

Yes he did

>Steve makes white wool red

I have to admit, that one got a chuckle out of me.

>(bed joke)

>(bed joke)

it's nearly 2 AM and I'm laughing like a maniac

Gutenberg must be rolling over his grave.

>(Bed Joke)

I'm in tears

>Chuck Norris jokes
Was this book written in 2005? That meme is older than most people playing Minecraft.

>(Bed Joke)
Funniest shit in the whole book

>(Bed Joke)

Having played Minecraft maybe four times in my entire life, this is what went through my mind first.

Someone should draw this.

>Over 500 jokes and memes
Here's a pretty new one for free.

Okay, so I'm not the only one laughing at (Bed Joke) for what the fuck ever reason.

oh boy SCP-504 gonna have a field day
scp-wiki.net/scp-504

>Bed Joke

Why is that so expensive

Did they use wood from the magic tree of Nowhere to make that boat

>you owe me money for triggering me
How much autism is too much autism?

i dont get it

youtube.com/watch?v=ITLi3mCBZkQ

tl;dr Migrants in Finland are given resources, funding and aid to make something useful.
All they create is some bark boats and bracelets on which you can get numbers of your choice.

Their store page.
fairstartproducts.com/

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That's going in the next collage.

finland is being cursed with forced immigration too?

i actually like that country, such a shame

>incorrect, it has to go through me
why is he such a miracle man?
even when he says things i dont agree with it makes me smile

Yup, the gypsy curse of angry angry Hassans has hit us too.

notch just doesnt a give a fuck

>Sup Forums forgets all about Notch's vacations and bitchfits because the majority of the board wasn't even around when Minecraft was in development
Really makes me think

He removed it later, but it was still brutal
I guess the intention counts

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>Pick there nose
>there
Sums up greatly the age of Minecrafts fanbase and IQ level.

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I didn't care

the hero we deserve

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>incorrect, these things have to go through me.

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>"I'm just a random trans girl"
>can't just say random person
>or random girl
>has to be trans girl

Why do these people make their gender identity their entire life?

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>cunt is a gendered insult but dick isn't

>filename

Ha!

cause they're vapid cunts who are as plain as it gets and feel the need to be remarkable in some way
narcissistic egomaniacs, the whole lot of them

Because make believe is all they have.

It's the same for us really, only we feel less faggy about it.

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because they have literally nothing else going for them

they are lazy and dont work, so they have no house of their own to work on, improve, and protect

they have no job, therefore no prospects for promotion or climbing the social ladder

these people are the 21st century's spoiled brats

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Did you guys hear about the minecraft humour thread?

It was top notch.

What's his name, Sup Forums?

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Raise someone on this shit then wonder why they have a terrible sense of humor when they're grown

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