Crash Bandicoot INTRO, check at that Tawna
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OH NO THE FURRIES FOUND HER!
>Twinsanity Cortex saying those classic lines
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Looks too exaggeratedly cartoony in terms of visuals and tone. I'm not trying to say Crash never was but they're sort of flanderizing it. Like how Color Splash and Sticker Star did it with its own artstyle.
Not a furry but I'd dicc Tawna despite the censorship
Tawna Story DLC punching furries when
This is going to be a great game. I just know it will.
Famous last words, dear user.
Fuck the original intro looks much worse than I remember.
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Fuck me
Im hoping they'll increase her bust size
Are they still called fucker and motherfucker?
This remake if going to get screwed over by critics.
The first game in particular is far too difficult for modern reviewers. They will complain that the games should've been "modernized".
>No Clancy Brown
no thanks
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It's gonna get poor reviews because it's a bad game.
Leave that to SFM or MMD.
I would have understood no Clancy Brown if it was a non union job but this Maurice LaMarche is in it.
Unless they just got canadian VAs
>Lex Lang is STILL Cortex's voice actor
Good
every since Twinsanity he was the fucking best
Surprised no one has said she has smaller breasts. Even Starfox Adventures Krystal has bigger tits than Tawna now.
Crash 1 is pretty fun and 2&3 are great.
I am still buttmad about Gamespot and their garbage Tropical Freeze review
They better not do that to this game
Meh, the old one was better.
Since it is a straight reskin with better graphics, it won't the fact Tawna disappeared without notice from original trilogy.
Only to make a comeback years later, when Crash had already suffered enough in Activision hands, to say Tawana dumped Crash's ass for Pinstripe.
Looks faster and more interesting than the original
My only problem is the weird shit N. Brio was doing. He has a nervous tick but he isn't a jackass.
Fuck, it's not going to be same now, have Crash risk his ass to save his girl knowing Activision had them break it up.
But Tawna dumping Crash for Pinstripe Potoroo was in the 100% completion ending of the original game.
Because that's taken from an emulator using stretched widescreen and playing at half speed?
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>Tawna fights back now
Dropped.
where did her tits go?
It's been established that N.Brio is REALLY fucking pissed off about Cortex
> this game is going to suddenly make people care about Tawna
> If they ever remake the second game, they may actually be forced to shoehorn her in somewhere if she's popular enough
Tawna got a breast reduction and Naughty Dog made sure she gets a moment of Tough Independent Female.
They're adding stuff. Crash 1 and 2 have time trials now.
No, I'm talking about how his autistic giggle went full retard in the remake.
Actually, disregard this. I'm a retard and forgot that they are remastering the entire original trilogy.
But at the very least, if it does well enough to make a NEW Crash, she may actually appear again despite seeming like she never would.
At the very least I hope it gets criticized for the new graphics, they look so generic and phony, like it's those fanmade game remake projects done in unreal engine. I also think they overdid the fur effects on Crash and others, it's a bit jarring to look at because it's thicker than how they're previously depicted with even after the PS1 era.
Gone like Pamela Anderson's popularity.
That's very specific user
Is there something you want to talk about?
Tawna was actually dropped after the first game because Universal thought it was inappropriate for young children, that is why Coco has been the female lead in every game since.
>and Naughty Dog made sure
Are they even handling this remake/remaster?
Druckman the faggot said Naughty Dog had "grown above childish things" just last year when asked about Doughnut Drake's absence in Uncharted 4.
This Tawna can definitively become reocurring because:
1) She's essentially flat chested and unsexy. Unsexy is THE way to be politically correct with female characters. Men cannot enjoy this which is why games like Last of Us has such ugly ass twats.
2) This version of Tawna had a Gurl Powah moment by punching out that scientist minion.
Basically if a female character is shit and has no appeal to guys except thirsty betas with no standards? Then yeah she's A-OK. Fear for what they'll do to Coco because she also had some tit to her, no she's going to be completely flat like a board.
Faggot simps and twats in charge of media? Big mistake.
>just replayed crash 2, the only good one, a couple months ago
>no interest in buying a remake
oh well
Tawna was based on Pam, she still had some fire back then in the nineties but now she doesn't appear much.
They arent
I think it's a team from Activision handling it
Naughty dog has gone down their current route for better or worse
>crash talking
>he's not from dawn undah
I kinda thought that Tawna looked more cute than sexy as in the original, also the new one looked like that it had some more personality.
But yeah this sounds a bit more reasonable.
>crash talking
He talked in the ads and in the cancelled animation short for the first game.
Because she got old and no man wants a past her prime bint. That doesn't suddenly mean that Tawna shouldn't be sexy, even Princess Peach is permitted this in Smash Bros.
MMMMM yes those tits are still intact
>and unsexy
What? Tawna was literally based on a sex symbol from the early nineties
Holy shit this guy is fucking awful
Tawna might actually look better overall in the remake, but the tit reduction is still disappointing.
The have found her and Coco a long time ago, don't underestimate them furries.
Coco is going to get the Squirrel Girl treatment
He's saying that THIS version for the PS4 of Tawna is acceptable by today's politically correct crowd because she's notably less sexually appealing than her PS1 original. So as a result it will be seen as acceptable to keep bringing her back into future Crash games should sequels get made past this remaster.
Basically this situation reminds me of what Sega did with Amy Rose ever since Sonic Adventure 1. In that game Amy Rose had notable breasts a bust. As later games followed they made her flat as fuck and her bust on her chest disappeared.
Just waiting for Tawna to be the new canon blonde haired trophy girl.
The tit reduction may have increased her chances at not disappearing after 1, plus most porn is going to exaggerate the tits anyway, just look at coco.
not to mention cuckolding is acceptable in the MSM nowadays.
reminder, the story behind Tawna leaving is that she ran off with Pinstripe. IIRC she works for cortex as a bunny girl at a casino or something
That would be for the better since those literally whos never appeared again.
They are really pushing the skylanders wacky cartoon vibe aren't they
Crash literally does the roadrunner thing where his body drops before his head even falls
> referencing the fucking manga
does this mean we'll get a Tawna or Coco model for SFM or poser?
can finally enact all my favorite cyberpunk machine fantasies on them
They were based on girls from Japanese marketing. Would be replaced with ones based on 2017 marketing.
Poor Crash.
Also the fact that Obama gave the internet to the SJW UN which means free speech will be abolished forever pretty soon.
Where did it all go so wrong?
Tawna is a stronk woman who needs no Crash!
The end won't be Crash rescuing her, it will be Tawna breaking out and meeting Crash at Cortex' lab entrance.
Shit, she won't even wait to dump Crash's ass offscreen, she will dump him right in the 1st game's remake
This just reminded me that Crash was a literal cuck
Naughty Dog was poisioned before the Unsharted days
>the fucking manga
Did you play Twinsanity? Because she's in Moulin Cortex.
New thread,lads.
Clancy Brown will forever be the best Dr. Neo Cortex + Uka Uka
>2016
>bounce boxes still takes 10 jumps to break
Hopefully based Trump can reverse the damage that was done and repeal women's rights for good. He's very likely to do it too considering the leaked voicemails.
I remember playing crash for the first time as a kid and feeling like I was actually on a tropical jungle. The game had a mystique feel to it. The new graphics completely ruin the atmosphere.
Fuck Tawna, wheres the new Coco.
> That one time Nitrous Oxide killed everyone on Mars.
Wrong thread?
He's bluffing.
You dont want to see it man, they'll just SJWify her like every game in the future will
>but japan
Japan is literally going through a feminist revilution and their PM fell for the wagegap meme. Its over bruh.
Glad we on Sup Forums are the intelligent few and can possibly push back against this bullshit. Swear to fuck I want to kill all of these empowered female bullshits in gaming (the niggerwhore from Uncharted, Overwatch whores, Bayonetta, etc.) They are literally giving gaming the BBC.
At least you've had 20 years to get good enough to not need the fruit and just spin them instead
Fuck Tawna, she doesn't deserve Crash.
Crash should hook up with Pasadena. But he won't because he's scarred for life.
The graphics are awful, looks like a Dreamworks movie with that hideous artstyle and coloring.
>mods deleting anti-SJW posts and censoring posters who are frustrated over the SJWification of the world
Oy vey!
At least we now know what Anita Sarkeesian's part time job is before she starts flipping burgers.
give me the original voices and music and fix the gameplay to be slightly more in line with the original and I will be happy
They should have just replaced Tawna with Coco instead of having her disappear from the face of the earth after the first game like in the originals.
>trumpfags are actually this delusional
Anita pls go
And this is why we as the last bastion of Western civilization denounce women and must not allow them into our lives at any cost.
>you don't agree with me, so you must be this OTHER kind of extreme
I wonder who that sounds like
And how fitting you use an image for an MSM cuck shit that promotes female empowerment cleverly disguised as a fahhny reaction image. Really goes to show the demographic of you """"""""people""""""""
Says the cuck whiteknighting a species that thinks only with feelings.
Gamers probably have a high precentag of MGTOWs.
Women have themselves to blame, demanding everything men, having none of the responsibilities that men have, AND take away men's benefits of a committed relationship with a woman.
What happens is we abandon them.
Please user, keep going with your "logic." I'm getting (You)s and making (You) look like a retard.
You're enjoying yourself, right? You'd much rather talk about some ancient windbag than video games right? If only there were a board for that.
Hold those jerking knees in place son, it's just to make it a bit more cinematic.
In the original clip it was basically just a still shot of her being held in place, so anything is an improvement on that. They also added in a bunch of other animations to add to the scene, mainly of Cortex actually reacting to what's going on.
demanding everything men have *
>Came into the thread expecting discussion regarding Crash Bandicoot
>Instead there is shitposting about women and deleted posts
So, uh.
It looks fun, at least. I wonder if there will be extra levels or will this be a simple 1:1 remaster?
The added box counter hologram before the exit seems to suggest we no longer have to backtrack for boxes after a death or start a level over from scratch to get the gem. That's all I really wanted aside from a proper save system. The difficulty and physics seem alright (even though the guy playing didn't hold the jump button to get a higher bounce during the precarious bonus stages.)