That ain't no private eye! That's a fucking ghost! Th-that's a myth! Th-that's a fucking Hitman Absolution!

>That ain't no private eye! That's a fucking ghost! Th-that's a myth! Th-that's a fucking Hitman Absolution!

Really IO? No wonder this shit bombed harder than Hiroshima & Nagasaki.

this is a fucking 5

absolution is literally the only good hitman game I dgaf what anyone says I have an iq of 139 and a hot gf

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M-M-MASAKA

n-n-NANI?!

KUNAI WITH CHAIN

it begins

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Sapienza > Paris > Marrakesh > Hokkaido > Bangkok >>> Colorado

Just leaving this here

Wasn't a good thread anyways, glad to see it go.

I got unreasonably happy once I got level 20 mastery in Bangkok and the trophy "One Night in Bangkok" popped up.

Masaka is a town in Central Uganda, lying west of Lake Victoria

Naveen Babu Ghanta, better known by his stage name Nani, is an south indian actor who stars in Telugu and Tamil films. After his education, he became an assistant director and worked with Srinu Vaitla and Bapu, before working as an RJ for World Space Satellite in Hyderabad.

>trophy

Is Sapienza a real location? I can't find it

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You know, the story in Absolution was fun. It's a shame they compromised the gameplay to fit around it but nonetheless, it was entertaining, shlocky B-movie cheese.

No, its just supposed to be generic Tuscan village.

They should add some of the more silly outfits, IE the Chipmunk, in Hitman 2016.

I'd.be more forgiving if it weren't for that fucking awful wrestling scene.

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>Tuscan
>can see a volcano in the distance

What a QUALITY and stealthy silent assassin scene

It's actually a fictional version of Amalfi, which is in Campania.

I mean, it's optional...

samefag

>there are no volcanos in Tuscany
Americans, I swear

newfag

>tfw Tuscan and didn't know this

neat

firenze worst province

retard

>samefagging this hard

but user...

autist

samefag

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