I'm playing OOT currently for the first time. It's been a great game up to this point

I'm playing OOT currently for the first time. It's been a great game up to this point.

But what the fuck is this fucking piece of garbage? What the fuck do I do in here? What did they think? This is terrible

What exactly is your problem with this dungeon, user?

>What the fuck do I do in here?

You save Ruto. Haven't you been paying attention?

C'mon user, I beat that shit when I was 8, step the fuck up.

I've beaten OOT like 20+ times and Jabu Jabu is by far my least favorite dungeon. I just hate escort quests I guess.

Also thats my tip

>OOT for 3DS has video walkthrough in Temble of Time for modern gamer babies
>Still can't beat shit

>video game has a sequence that panders to your fetish

No guys, he's saying he literally does not know how to get past the first room

Kids these days are used to playing hand-holdy games where everything of significance has a literal arrow pointing straight at it and a 20 minute tutorial on how to interact with it

OP, what you want to do is shoot the switch on the ceiling, it will open the door.

But you're gonna have a real tough time on the rest of the game since you couldn't figure that preschool-tier shit out

Op here, I don't know where to go. There are some electrical gates i cant go through, portals tat teleport me all over the place and unkillable enemies, what is this shit

I hope you're not right. Doesn't Navy keep bothering you about stuff like this? I remember when magazines and everbody else was pissed about Navy in the first place. But it seems as if Nintendo was right and newer players need more handholding...

vore is among the worst fetishes and the people who have it are usually disgusting. It's up there with inflation

You are pathetic, OP.

IIRC you basically just carry ruto back into the room with all the holes, drop down through the hole that takes you to the room with all the branching paths, use ruto to sit on switches for you, get the boomerang, go to boss.
Or something like that.

this is like the second dungeon in the game dude, if you can't figure this shit out you should just give up now

Yea, I wanted to see what the OOT fuss was about. I guess I don't like backtracking and gimmicky games like this one.

Hahaha kids nowadays can't even solve Zelda puzzles

IF you are somehow not trolling just drop the game because Water Temple is designed around changing the environment and then backtracking to find new things

Its also the only thing that even comes close to "complex" in the entire game

Does anyone have the pic of the Zelda 1 beginning area "improved" for young players?

>Dpad does nothing, except move the cursor on menus
What were they thinking

That lady sure has some loud clothes.

lmao, try harder

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Thanks. But there was some with more hints and explanations.

That's LttP
Pic related is OoT/TP/SS

he doesn't have to, because he's absolutely right

>pokemon sumo.jpg

It's the worst dungeon on the game, just endure it...

That's it. Thanks a lot!

okay it's not really alttp

Pic related is MM3D I guess

This is BotW (best case scenario)

I love the blocked off pathways.

who is this character

I want to fuck her tits

>be me, 10 years old and playing this for the first time
>finally beat Jabu Jabu's belly
>me and my brother high-five each other "all right, we've beaten the game!!!"
>return to Hyrule Castle
>shit bricks

I-I want to be that innocent and full of wonder again ;_;