Ai drives straight into him

>ai drives straight into him
>this is somehow his fault

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I forgot this happened lol
God he's awful.

gta is bugged as fucked

>drive into oncoming traffic
>doesn't expect ai to drive into him

Why do people enjoy watching a manchild yelling at video games?

Personally I find him fascinating.

This is exactly what I imagine the retards on Sup Forums are like when they play video games.

mugged mame gechanics

best parts:
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Schadenfreude has existed since time immemorial

>runs into lady with car, failing the mission
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? PEOPLE DIE WHEN YOU RUN OVER THEM?!

That OG Loc mission is bullshit because Loc sucks and fuck the train.

I like that one part where he's pissed off to the point where he gets into a car, the radio music starts playing and he screams shut the fuck up to whoever's singing. I forgot which video that was.

Wrong Side of The Tracks is easy as shit if you ramp on to the train though.

How did he complete the last mission?

Nothing he could do.

Why did someone make a 2 hour video of someones gameplay overlapped with commentary the whole way?

I never even managed to ramp onto the train, and I can fly Hydras through tunnels upside down.

Every game with a radio he changes the station every 12 seconds with a cry of "what the fuck is this" or "what is this shit"

youtu.be/lio4AMdGJLw?t=20m54s

Thats not schadenfreude though, DSP is like gaming's Jersey Shore, intentionally bad so people get angry about it and watch it more.

Phil "Badass" Burnell seriously sticking it to a swatter: youtube.com/watch?v=zf8hg_pW30A

WOOOOOW thread?

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No one gets angry except for autists. The guy is fucking hilarious with how completely inept and clueless he is.

Holy shit

>intentionally bad so people get angry about it and watch it more.

Only if you're an autistic SoK faggot, most people think it's pretty funny how much of a dipshit he is.

God Watch Dogs 2 is garbage.

>Spend your time watching some guy you don't even like
>Make a 2 hours video of said guy
Ok

Cheats. He cheated in most of his GTA playthroughs.

>Rage quits Persona 3
>ATLUS USA takes time out of their day to call him salty
>mfw

That's pathetic.

WHAT ARE YOU FAVORITE DIYHDPs ANONS???

I personally love the GTA series because sandbox = Infinite fuckups from Phil

>18 minutes in

youtube.com/watch?v=-S_dXlWvbm8

What did they exactly say?

invincibility

youtube.com/watch?v=pD87waPSvc4

Check the top comment

also pic related is his response

GTA compilations and both Jak & Daxter games.

sok is more concerned about how he constantly guilttrips his fans into giving him money on his patreon. but desu its their money they can burn it if they like

watching his TIHYDPs are fucking comedy cold

only those with minimal editing though

ive had my own DSP moments

How can one man be such a laughingstock and a joke. Fucking amazing

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They way DSP shifts blame and overreacts is almost pathological at this point. How many times now has he claimed that Youtube is out to fuck him or something along those lines?

>ten minutes trying to grab one hook

He's fucking insane.
Thinks everyone's out to get him. including youtube.

>ragequits on fucking easy
Holy shit

Fuck off leddit, DSP is based and literally our guy

The fact you enjoy those series of videos proves you belong in leddit, you have to be 12 and from there to think youtube comments and memes plastered over a video is somehow hilarious

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disgusting fat pig retard

HAWH HAWH HAWH

>guilt trips fans into financially supporting him

Wow so like every other big channel on youtube

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>boss assfucks and charms all of your team
>boss gets healed fully

So, how the fuck was DSP supposed to deal with this bullshit?

It's very interesting in a weird way how he fits his narrative to how he's always in the wrong or how big of a deal he made by doing something that basically anyone else can do on a regular day.

>dsp
>big channel

LOL

>horrible at games
>even worse at commentating
>somehow luck out and get a career playing vidya
>constantly act the martyr anyway

i really dont know how he became successful in the first place, was it just the sheer volume of videos he put out?

It's a case of him being such a lolcow, so bad at everything that he attracted a following of equal individuals. And they sustain him. Wrap your head around that.

Bigger than most, yes. Nowhere near as big as people like Pewdiepie but still a lot bigger than most people who shit out let's plays on youtube.

I'LL BE HONEST HERE

Charm resist gear.

You're almost as deluded as DSP is lol

But user, me enjoying DIHYDPs is what led me to unironically like watching DSP

He has a sub count in the hundreds of thousands. The vast majority of people don't come anywhere close to that. I'm aware that there's a lot of channels that dwarf his. Stop being retarded.

What if he is just trolling? Surely no one can be this fucking stupid.

Proton Jon is one of the (actual) pioneers of Let's Plays, has sloth channel and has more subs than DSP. Stop trying to be buzzy

I wonder if those SoK retards visit these threads just to constantly bash on DSP

He started very early on. That's it. That's the only reason he got popular.
In 08-10 those "drunk" and "rage" videos were popular and him being naturally shit at games made that genuine. And with SFIV coming out at that time gave him boost.

>DSP is literally the worst thing to happen to youtube aside Keemstar and reaction channels
>He will not go down because autistic retards keep giving him money

If you ever forget to lose all faith in humanity, look at Phil Burnell's patreon page and weep.

Yeah that doesn't contradict what I said whatsoever. The fact that there's people out there with bigger channels doesn't mean the channel isn't big. A lot these people don't put in any effort and still manage to be big. But if you're raking in more subs than the other 98% of youtubers, then yeah, statistically speaking you're a big channel.

But he is a train crash that keeps on giving. Why would you want him to go?
Just relax and enjoy the show

>but still a lot bigger than most people who shit out let's plays on youtube.

That still isn't true. You're changing your argument to fit your need.

youtube.com/watch?v=jxG66sMm7OY&list=PL4FF65903795722B7

I think most of the subs are inactive accounts now, the views in his many videos say otherwise nowadays.

you are fucking stupid

>the worst thing to happen to youtube

more like the best thing to happen to youtube the guy is unintentionally fucking hilarious

He has fans that literally give him money because they want the train wreck to keep going.

Why? It's literally enabling him, and keeping the joke artificially relevant, even if it means it'll get stall. I will never understand those people.

And he's one of those people who outright lies about his financial situations to keep himself at a certain life standard. He's full of shit and autists fall for it, because they want the joke that starts getting old to keep going.

You expect a moron like him to expand his horizons without whining about it?

DSP probably won't last out 2017. November was apparently his worst month ever and I doubt couple of extra hundred dollars he got on Patreon helped him that much.

What do you think the average sub count of a youtuber is then? 50k? 100K?

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That's what SoK autists, and everyone else said 3 years ago. He keeps surviving. And i think i really do know the reason.

Not an argument you angry little mongoloid.

Even SoK stopped giving a fuck about him.

the thing is those numbers dont mean shit when you only get 1k average views on your videos and those videos is what get you money

Because he turns into a fucking neanderthal when angry

>The USA branch of Atlus is a laughingstock, they literally do nothing but promote games they didn't make to an English-speaking audience.
He's right though.

>Only if you're an autistic SoK faggot, most people think it's pretty funny how much of a dipshit he is.

But he's intentionally a dipshit to rake in that money. So people who give him any views at all are fucking retards, just like the retards who made Jersey Shore last for five fucking seasons.

When you're clicking that youtube link, watching DSP say something retarded in your favorite video game, then make a thread about it here and urge others to take a look at how bad he is in a video game, you're enabling him, you're doing exactly what he wants.

Phil's average daily views across his videos are around 70,000, sometimes lower sometimes a lot higher than that. That's not anything mindblowing, but that's still a lot more than the vast majority of youtubers.

>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
>This is such bullshit mayn. AAAAHAHAHAHAH

>Let's agree that Phil sucks
>BUT SOK

Okay, I enjoy watching Phil be a dumbass, if he keeps making more videos that's really no skin off my back.

>It's a sok post in the thread and try to convince people that DSP is a child raping nazi episode

i get that. but phil is not living according to those views and the money he makes. do you think that moving across the country, buying a house and a bmw, plus ordering take out and buying all these video game consoles and games is in accordance with his financial situation?

>who I'd get fired
You can try

No and I never claimed anything of the sort.

Kinda loses the point when he's intentionally acting as stupid as possible to get those views. You're not watching a trainwreck or some retard shit his pants, You're giving attention whore attention because he keeps screaming "look at me! Look at me! I shit my pants! I'm smearing it at my face! Please look at me!".

>s-sok
Every time

Holy shit this is hilarious

Remember in one of the Rocky movies when Don King says "ONLY IN AMERICA".

That phrase comes to my mind whenever i see DSP. His channel is nothing but an assembly line of videos that NOBODY has time to watch because he uploads like 5 hours of footage everyday

He plays videogames (he should be good at them) all day and even if he sucks balls he still gets a paycheck at the end of each month and all his vLogs are nothing but "First world white man problems".

I say it again, "Only in America"

There is a sad part to all of this though, he has been on Youtube for 8 YEARS, he could've been the first one to go to Twitch or use Direct Capture but he was so lazy that he missed many trains that would've got him a lot of money

Why would anyone other than sok autists get triggered when they're mentioned negatively?