Now that I'm older this game is a fucking mess

Now that I'm older this game is a fucking mess.

Just look at this design, that's fucking edgy OC Deviant art lookin Mickey.

And the story is a mess aswell.

Did kids only like this game or did adults too at the time?

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Nice bait

It's an autism magnet, just like Sonic

Shut the fuck up you fucking retard.

Kingdom Hearts was created as a joke

he's probably baiting but dont pretend that design isnt retarded

Not bait, I legitimately believe that this game is a clusterfuck of different art styles that just don't work together.

Oneyplays is already getting stale

That doesn't make any sense. The game doesn't have multiple art styles.

It isn't though.

I'm honestly kind of surprised it took them until Kingdom Hearts to create an edgy Mickey Mouse

Played it as a kid and loved it

Replayed it last year and it was very "meh"

>smiling
>edgy
Are you retarded?

He even fought like a ninja.

What does hating KH have to do with a e-celeb?

Are you the same guy who brings up EgoRaptor when someone talks shit about Sonic?

Someone post that cute girl. She's a bad guy, I think, because she wears the black bad guy outfit. She has blonde slicked back hair, and I want to marry her. Post her and tell me about her, because I've never actually played the game.

>yfw goofy died

I liked it, haven't played it in years but the second half was decent if I recall. The characters are pretty cringey, especially Sora and Roxas (Sora is a pretty shit protagonist imo), but the gameplay and level design were good. Also the music.

Just look at this. They look like they're all from different franchises, and they are. When you put that all together it looks terrible. No artistic consistency.

Chicken Little standing next to a teenage 3D anime boy. Don't you think it's a little bit jarring?

Here ya go.

Literally deviantART shit

I remmeber being obsessed with this game as a kid quoting the dialogue trying to figure out the mysteries drawing the characters and just generally replaying the game dozens of times.

I play it now and I can barely finish it. Just feels like a weird ps2 game. At least the combat is pretty fun.

Fuck you.

>story is a mess
>do only kids like this game
Some people play a video GAME for the GAMEplay. I'm sure an adult like you managed to figure that out. If people had to enjoy the story in a video game to want to play, they'd have maybe a dozen games to play top.

The only one I found particularly jarring was the Pirates of the Caribbean world, because that was all styled "realistically" whereas everything else is just full anime.

No. The only major difference between art styles is the Caribbean world. KH3 is going to attempt to fix that with the Kingdom Shader.

You think it's weird that those characters are next to Japanese made characters, that's the fucking point, and it works. The series would be dead if it didn't.

Larxene, she's a self-proclaimed Sadist and bullies Sora. She also gets murdered by him. She has a hard as fuck Optional Boss in Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix that you fight twice.

You are literally blind or a child if you don't think that design and every other design isn't edgy as fuck. Also the story is a mess. Someone explain it in 1 sentence.

She's a relatively minor antagonist who might not even be in KH3 despite the majority of the other black coat bad guys coming back to life. She has next to no fanart because all of KH's fanart is yaoi shit. Enjoy.

The only art style that overly clashed is Pirates of the Caribbean
Everything else went relatively well together considering how disparate the source materials are.

Power of friendship

Looks like one of those Chinese bootlegs

>30 posts
>21 posters
>Same post repeated multiple times in thread

Gee, I wonder who is samefagging

You're literally a fucking retard if you think calling a design "edgy" amounts to anything you literal fucking braindead jackass.

The story isn't mess. If you played every game and followed the story, then it would make sense to you.

not me man.
Only made 3 posts

well no fucking shit, kingdom hearts is made specifically for autists and obese yaoi fangirls, there's a reason that people make fun of it

it used to be a permabannable offense on Sup Forums as well to keep the cringelords out

>The story isn't mess.

>Chicken Little standing next to a teenage 3D anime boy. Don't you think it's a little bit jarring?
>That's the joke.jpg

youtube.com/watch?v=_2e7bX2oVlQ
Had to be done.

Then fucking explain it. Okay I'll give you that. Edgy doesn't explain what the fuck is going. Retarded black coats. Belts up the ass. Over designed pieces of shit and so much more.

Funny you say that because Mickey and company are the least cringy characters of the bunch.

>if you played every game
Of which there are like 10, scattered across different platforms...

(you)

Kingdom Hearts is a joke series that's way. Did you think anyone was being serious when they said "lets make a game about Disney and Final Fantasy characters fighting shadow based horrors"?

Kids with keys battle an evil organization along with Disney characters because without them no one would have cared about the game

Your point? It's not much of an argument to say that you're confused because you skip from book 1 to book 7. If you can't get the books in between that's your fault.

Yeah it's pretty fucking stupid but kids don't know any better.

People will defend it with their lives though, because they remember having a good time with it as a youngun.

Still doesn't change how poorly the story is told. It's a convoluted mess. Easily the weakes part of KH.

How is KH a joke if the story took itself so seriously and millions was dumped into its development?

>The story isn't mess
Come on now.

see
Who the fuck is taking the story of this game seriously besides a couple select autists? I'm pretty sure if every game was judged solely on the story, they'd be thrown in the trash.

I think the child is the person who can't play a game that is otherwise good because they have to take disney characters seriously.

Eh people eat shit and love it as long as it has a great OST.

See: Undertale

I fail to see the edge here, it's just Mickey in a black trench coat with a broken zipper.

>the story took itself so seriously
Again, that's the damn joke. It's a story where Donald Duck is electrocuting pirates and Goofy is beating the shit out of Mongolians.

Millions is put into it because it's also a decent adventure game. Kh1 was top tier.

My dad legitimately loved this game when I was growing up, and he's always had pretty good taste in games

BBS
KH
COM
358
KH II
CODED
DDD

7 so far, you can play them on PS3 or wait for the PS4 versions.
All you need is a PS4 because all the games will be released on PS4.

Because it's very whimsical, features several comical characters, and the millions were invested not in making a serious story, but in making a selling series which the games excel at doing.

Not sure what sort of denial you're going through to associate the money invested in the series with trying to make a serious story. Money invested says nothing about trying to make a serious story.

Why do they have keys?
How do you fight with a key?
Who are these kids?
Who is this evil organization?
Why do they fight?
Why are there Disney Characters?

>there is a reason that people make fun of it
You mean a specific group of Sup Forums groupies who created a prepubescent vocabulary dedicated to targeting what they don't like?

>bannable offense
What are you a fucking retard? That never happened.

>autism
People like you who think they own lingo and memes are actual autists.

Why do you want me to explain it? It would take paragraphs.

Why are those things retarded to you? Do you play JRPGs at all? Do you get physically angry whenever you see a virtual character wearing anything that doesn't seem practical? Do you even play any fucking video games? What is wrong with you?

Why do so many people still fucking say this? How many fucking overgrown retards are there here?

It's told differently but it's really not hard to understand.

There will always be a pseudo-intelligent person like you coming in to say how he thinks things are.

I'm saying not everyone is autistic enough to buy or even emulate all the games just to try to understand a story which barely makes sense anyway.
inb4
>read a wiki
That's even more autistic. I haven't played a KH game since 2 and don't particularly want to.

>my dad has autism

I'm so sorry.

It's just Sonyggers being Sonyggers, latching on to any passing shit because they have literally nothing else.

You don't even need to play them. You can just watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=xm-NoyqzGkY
Or any decent KH recap vid.

What is autism in that context anyway?

Play the games.
>Why are there Disney Characters?
Because Disney want their characters in the games.

What point are you trying to make? They blatantly answer all of those in the series. If you want to be that anal, sum up all of those details in a sentence for any other game series.

>That never happened
lmao newfag, next you will tell me that a mod didn't sticky pic related for a week in 2004 after announcing that all WoW discussion was permabanned, because there are literally tens of thousands of other gaming websites to discuss it on

of course, you weren't on Sup Forums in 2004 so you would have no idea at all. Don't reply to this post or you admit you are an immigrant newfag who showed up after habbo hotel.

>replying to more than 1 person per post

lurk moar you fucking autist and learn how to use Sup Forums, there is a reason nobody else does that cringey bullshit you just did

>Why do they have keys?
They're magic weapons
>How do you fight with a key?
You slam it in the face
>Who are these kids?
just kids
>Who is this evil organization?
edgy fuccbois. coldless, nothing personnel evil guys.
>Why do they fight?
Because the fuccbois are evil and must be stopped
>Why are there Disney Characters?
Because no one would have bought the game otherwise

>Why do you want me to explain it?
You keep saying it isn't a mess, so do it.

But what point does that make? If you don't care about the story, don't bother learning about it. It's still meaningless to complain about the story being divided among several games because that goes for any story.

The story, like any other story, makes sense if you play through all the games. If you don't look through all the material, like any other story, you won't have a full understanding of the story.

Your argument is that you don't understand the story, because you haven't read it, and you haven't read it because you don't care about it. I fail to see what point you're making.

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>I'm a bad guy

>this entire thread
>manchildren fighting with all they have to defend fucking Disney, a company that makes cartoons for 6 y-o children

I wasn't on Sup Forums in 2004, no. I'm actually proud of that. I guess when you start to actually because self-aware about what you are saying you will realize you were the autistic retarded manhchild all along. Enjoy your forums.

Oh shut the fuck up. Go take your fucking retarded rules elsewhere. I understand there are triggered fucks like you around who complain about that.

KH1 has the best story.
358/2 Days has best waifus.

>53 minutes

become* fuck

>calling others childish on a board where manchildren discuss video games
>the thread came about from people taking the story of a disney game seriously

The irony baffles me. The people shitting on KH are doing so because they take a story with Mickey Mouse as a main character seriously, and the "children" are the one asking why they care so much about a disney game.

I think you have it back to front.

>gets called out for being a newfag
>RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU AUTIST IM NOT A NEWFAG IT'S YOU!!!!! UR TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!

screenshotted and added to the autism collage, thanks for your spergoid tantrum

All those replies.. Kingdom Hearts truly is the worst thing to come out of video games at least all the Sonic shit is funny sometimes. Every single person I've ever known that like this game growing up didn't turn out quite right. It's stuff like this that should have never existed.

Who made these magic key weapons?
What shape are these key weapons?
Are they KEY BLADES?
Slamming a face with a key doesn't seem to effective?
Why are these specific kids fighting?
Why are they so edgy?
What are they stopping the Evil guys?
What is the major goal, what are they trying to achieve?

>the worst part is KH3 will only finish the Xehanort saga.
>Nomura plans to make more sequels and expand the world

Why is he such a hack?

>screenshotted and added to the autism collage, thanks for your spergoid tantrum
>screenshotted and added to the autism collage
Oh god I laughed. Thank the fucking heavens I never ended up like you. You are worthless and have no life.

Nothing you said amounts to anything. Yes, I'm in this thread, and people reply to me. I shall do the same.

holy christ this chart is retarded
>only reply to 1 email a minute regardless of how important the content is
>assume you are right, when in doubt

stopped reading here, then i noticed it was by a woman, so i'm not sure why i even started reading.

You said,
>The story isn't mess. If you played every game and followed the story, then it would make sense to you.
Which is your opinion. I then said not everybody cares enough to fully play every game and understand the story - mainly BECAUSE it's a mess that's not worth understanding. The story of KH2 made no sense, why did nobodies have to die? What was so bad about them other than "they shouldn't exist because I say so"? Not to mention, what even is Kingdom Hearts anyway? It's just some overarching concept that never gets fully explained. And I know you'll come back with:
>b-but in game 7, dickface says that Kingdom Hearts is comprised of the collective wills of all the world's hearts, which you'd know if you played all the games!
But you're right, I don't give a shit. The story sucks, get over it.

Don't reply to me, my posts, anyone in this thread, or even post in this thread at all ever again or you acknowledge that you're both autistic and butthurt.

Checkmate.

>screenshotted and added to the autism collage

Bankai

>Takes a game about a 12 year old running around with disney characters seriously
>Calls himself an adult

I'm laughing at all the people trying to dismiss the KH story like it's something to be taken seriously in the first place. Who are the children in this thread again?

how new are you that you haven't seen a Sup Forums collage before? they're literally from 2003. pic related is from 2007.

How old are you honestly? Some people might take KH seriously, but are you being serious too right now?

if i told you the truth you wouldn't believe me

so i'll just tell you that i am a computer program designed to make people butthurt instead

>The story sucks because I didn't read it
Great argument. I'm not sure what validation you're seeking by arguing that something that you never read makes no sense. That applies to everything. I might as well say
>Your favorite video game has a retarded story because I never played it and therefore don't know about the story
really makes you reflect

Yeah I would. You have no reason to lie.

>making an autism collage

>Brick wall
>Gutsman's ass
>CDI
>Smug Xbox kid
I thought these were good. Oh well.

>implying contributing to Sup Forums culture is a bad thing

i don't see you making any original content

Nice strawman, I played KH1 and 2 which had plenty enough "story" in them for me to not care enough to want to continue.

>Sup Forums culture
Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.

>there is a reason for the claks

>putting quotes around story for any reason
You're a fucking retard. Don't care, now take your leave and do something with yourself.

>Sup Forums culture
This is what I fucking mean when I say Sup Forums groupies. You are the epitome of what is wrong with Sup Forums.