So, who is the momma?

So, who is the momma?

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peach

They're never gonna tell us. Mario games aren't supposed to have plots, remember?

The problem with him having a mother at all is that it means Bowser had a love interest other than Peach. Unless it really is Peach, which would make her look like a child abandoning bitch. There is no answer they could give that would preserve the status quo.

Does that mean Bowser has a peepee? Did Bowser stick his peepee in another being?

Its miyamoto, its confirmed for mario lore

Miyamoto.
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Maybe he could be a Bobba Fett style clone, which would be lame. The other possibility is that he's from the stork and therefore has no mother.

Bowser stuck his peepee in Miyamoto?

>from 11th september

M-M-MUH FREEDOMS!

Yes.
I am jealous.

Bowser had sex with some giant ugly koopa cunt like himself, then divorced her after she had his kid

Bowser

Okay, that's introducing divorce into the series, and you know Nintendo doesn't do that. Easier to say that she died instead of divorced.

furfags are fucking pathetic.

Nabbit is the mother.

Has anyone ever died in a Mario game?

Yes, but never in the main platformers.

Bowser died in NSMB1.

Luigi

Not being a furfag in 2016
LUL

Bowser is like the king of evil or somesuch thing I think divorce isn't something that would tarnish anyone's image of him nor would engaging in sex just to produce an heir with no love involved

My guess is he fucked a female Koopa

(You)

>No, I mean Nintendo is a bunch of uptight paranoid old men when it comes to the Mario series and wouldn't introduce something like that into the series even if it wouldn't blow people's minds if it was.

Wat

If Junior is a clone, how would they try to differentiate him more from Bowser?