Girl joins the clan

>girl joins the clan

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i hope she notices me

>girl joins the clan
>she cusses like a sailor and calls everyone faggots
>piss bottles and poopjugs
>fits right in

>all-male group of friends
>perfect harmony, everything goes fine for years at a time
>a female joins
>goes to shit within a max of 2 weeks
Really makes you wonder how we've survived as a species

>nigger joins the klan

>Acts all nice and friendly
>Eventually becomes leader's GF
>Starts out slow, berates and insults people via PM's/whispers/whatever, and feigns ignorance when the leader asks what's going on
>Eventually she gets the nerve to start fucking with people in public areas, though only when the leader is offline
>When people rightfully get pissed at her and tell the leader, this sentence will tell you that you should jump ship. "I'll talk to her about it."
>Despite the "talk", she continues to be a horrible person to everyone, eventually one of two things happen
>A: Leader and GF have a huge fight, ending with them breaking up, Leader takes it out on the clan
>B:Leader does fuck all, and the girl now has full reign over the clan to do as she likes
>Either way, people realize that the clan is going to die soon, and jump ship.
>The clan loses people by the day, and recruitment grinds to a halt as new people instantly leave due to how horrible the clan has become
>Eventually the clan disbands, at this point the girl usually breaks things off with the leader, and hunts for another popular group to feed on

>clan member posts a picture of a horse dildo in his ass in exchange for a picture of the girl's tits.

>girl joins the clan
>everyone is fine with it and nothing memorable occurs

>girl joins clan
>its a boy

even better

>girls join the gaming industry

>girl joins guild
>posts G-cup tits on forum
>attention whores in chat

its an abstract kinda feel

>girl joins clan
>majority of the guys are too infatuated with the gayboi obviously pretending to be a girl to pay any attention to her

>Girl enters voicechat
>"oh my god I love your voice"
>"Wow you sound really cute"
>"Can I add u pls? :D"
>"Hey girl do you need any items I've got the best shit."
>":3:3:3xDxDxD:D:D:):):):)))"
>etc.

Obligatory

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elaborate

not really much to elaborate on, just one of those guys that makes it extremely obvious they're lying but dumb people still eat that shit up
>acts excessively "girly" much more than majority of actual girls would. Most likely learned the behavior from girl characters in anime
>extreme overuse of emoticons
>+150 friends on steam, most likely people dumb enough to gift them things and never be spoken to again
>refuses to voice chat and always makes excuses as to why they can't

Without men the world would fall apart, confirmed in social studies and in a comic about the very same topic Y: The Last Man.

Literally MMOs as a whole. And you always have that one faggot that says shit like, "Well, maybe she doesn't want to use her mic. Maybe she's just too shy"

And then I'm always like; GTFOH with that bullshit. It's a dude and you know it. The age of NO MIC is long gone. Social Media is a thing. Only an olgfag would be so delusional. And then that guy forever hates me for revealing the obvious truth he refuses to accept.

I mean, I've known girls who didn't want to voice chat, but that was only in certain situations and when guys they thought were creepy were asking. Generally I don't give a shit if a guy wants to pretend he is a girl online, most of the time its pretty harmless and they're free to do whatever they want, but when they are actively trying to destroy a group or milk other dudes for material things then thats too much. I just don't see how other guys don't see how fake that shit is, have they just had so little contact with actual girls they can't tell the difference or do they not care?

>I just don't see how other guys don't see how fake that shit is,

Lonely OLD MAN and/or TEENAGERS

That's mostly due to the fact that many essential fields for modern society depend on jobs dominated by men. If men slowly died off, say over 50 years, the world would be fine.

>girl joins guild
>she's an older woman and mother/grandmother
>based as shit and doesn't bring issues into the guild

Every young chick in any of the guilds I ran or were in were fucking horrible.
Every chick that was over 40 and a mother were fucking amazing people to play with
I even had a co-gm in a guild I was in be a 70 year old grandmother and she was one of the best healers I've ever had. No drama from them types

But that's not true at all. Studies have shown time and again that an all female society would fall into dissaray in as short as a decade.

>you joined a guild
>everyone says welcome but you say nothing
>no one becomes your friend

lmao

Daily reminder

lol I don't have a mic, i accidentally washed it with my thong lol XDDD anyone have any free games they dont want? :***

not trying to counter-signal, but could you link these studies?

those are guild moms not grills

they've had their kids and their brains have matured to the nurturing and caring stage

>its true because it was proved in theory and it was in this comic book
Well first off no, not really. They have tried small scale trials but that not really proof that it is possible.

In the UNLIKELY situation that scientists could science away either gender both could survive independent of one another assuming they could sustain their numbers.

Attention whores are not born, they are made.

>Eventually becomes leader's GF
>turns out it was just a guy with a morphvoice
topkek

>girl joins clan
>everything that used to be an inside joke that we all laughed at for year is now "really, really creepy", and "You shouldn't joke about that."

>but that not really proof that it is possible

Really user, the fact that in the largest scale trial (the real world) the men naturally involved themselves with leadership and are completely unchallenged in that regard, should be quite telling.

>things that DON'T happen: the post

If you think it does, you are the girl. Even worse if you aren't actual a female. If you suspect this is you and you play healer, its definitely you.

>Girl becomes leader's GF
>Starts mind controlling leader
>Leader starts kicking people out that has ever talked to girl

>get raped cunt, don't like it don't read it

Guild moms are the best.

my life evreyday

she had nice tateys.

>girl joins personal TS
>she can handle rape jokes and other rude and lewd shit
>things go on perfectly normal except for the 2 idiot brothers who fight over everything
overall better than expected

I always love older women because they want to fit in and are nice. Young girls are just vitriolic and scummy to everyone unless you kissass

It's a two way street, you tit.

directly ask people if they want to run dungeons or some other shit. Chances are they're just as socially inept as you are.

>girl joins the guild
>instant waifu whiteknighting shit
>guild implodes from drama in 2 weeks

Like clockwork.

Another;
>join guild
>token mascot teen girl never shuts up
>make harmless pedo joke and all the men immediately lose their shit and have you kicked

the key to being a girl online is not to tell anyone

>because all of these traits don't show themselves in the opposite sex

Get real, faggot

>user joins the guild
>"hi guys, can you invite my gf too"
>user has left the guild

fucking this, chill chicks are alright

>join clan after being a regular on the server for a while
>it immediately dies

Have any girls ever won anything high-level in video games?

>inside joke between you and a friend
>other 2 people in chat laugh

Second place in Capcom Street Fighter 5 tournament yesterday.

>join group
>communicate only through text chat while everyone else uses voice chat

Makes me feel like the team pet or something, but everyone always ends up liking you this way. Though, you will never advance too deeply into the inner circle of the group.

Was that the tranny?

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>join a guild, join ts
>"Hey guys, can someone help me grinding?"
>at least 4 guys level my char for 3-4 hours while I am reading facebook
>being a girl is alright

As a virgin, can confirm.

found the gash

Yeah ricky is mtf

>"we're all on discord"
>don't join the discord

Is that Nicolas cage?

>discord
I wish this fucking meme would die already

His illegitimate son

>creepy
Codeword for either "not alpha" or "I'm actually a dude and don't want them to know".

Does that mean you're a girl?

trannies don't count as people

> tfw no mummy to fingerbang my boihole

i did this because once i caught my parents at my door listening to what i was saying and they thought i was a fucking loser for talking to people on the internet

>tfw have a guild mum that always goes out of her way to talk to me and make sure I'm okay

I know. idk what that other guy was on about

meme faggots aside
what's wrong with discord? it's a decent free alternative and my guild uses it.

What's wrong with discord?

It's a good social hub in and out of games.

>inb4 you get triggered because I said social

>tfw no milfs play FF14
>only young weeb girls

what

>been in guild for years
>suddenly lose interest in game and stop logging on for anything other than raid
>gril says she's missed me and sends me a tell asking if everything's ok
>gifts me some costume piece from the cashshop

You seem interesting. Wanna be my friend?

It's from China and it's bloated.

Honestly, most average players just need a server and a couple of channels to communicate you don't need all that other crap.

It's just a bandwagon everyone jumps on because everyone else does it, nothing more.

>girl

Still waiting.

>be 15, playing WoW for first time
>30 year old punk rock chick takes me under her wing
>introduces me to some new music
>gets me into her friend group, it's all chill people
>miss her every day since she quit in TBC because she was like an older sister

;_;

>social

there's no justifiable reason to dislike discord. You just don't like having to risk spilling your spergers

Ara ara~

If you want to use it as a more cancerous /vg/ thread then fine. But for actual in game communication, stick with the mainstays.

>excel saga
Good times.

>join guild and immediately start raiding
>get upgrades instantly because I'm a healer and they need better geared healers for progression
>"Here bro, in a couple of weeks you'll be helping us do this shit to gear our alts"
>never log on again
>alternatively, quit guild to join one that's already doing content as farm

he said sister, not mother, you dumb meme spouting weeb faggot.

All the girls in my old WoW guild were married to a guy in the guild so we never had any bullshit drama thank fuck.

Same

>If you want to use it as a more cancerous /vg/ thread then fine

Or you know, talking to my friends.

Do you remember what they are user?

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b-baka!

>It's just a bandwagon everyone jumps on because everyone else does it, nothing more.
That and
>duuude, it's like ts but you open it in your browser instead of downloading anything
and then you find out that if you want to use voice with push to talk you have to download it.

>girl joins the ts
>the ts channel gets suddenly filled with people who orbit he
>she clearly enjoys it
>orbiter have to leave because the team is full
>the rest dont put her on a pedestal the whole time
>the attention goes from her to winning the game
>she is not talking anymore and left right after the first game

Went really good here

Name? Google gives me nothing.

>leave clan

What should an older sister say, yare yare?

lol we're talking about video games you stupid bitch.

>apprenticeship class
>girl apprentice
>worst in class
every time

>black guy joins the guild
>calls the healers bitches
>gets kicked
Nigger, am i rite?

is there anything that doesn't turn to shit when women touch it?