KOJIMA IS IN THE HOSPITAL

KOJIMA IS IN THE HOSPITAL

WILL HE BE OK?

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kojima is immortal

Even if something happens to Kojima, Hideo will finish his games.

Japs don't check out of the hospital as often as we do, lets just hope he doesn't have the dreaded Japanese Cold.

it's just ED

Who is Hideo

Kojima's brother.

The ying yang of kojima. Except of greater power. An eldery wisdom that teaches him the ways of being a hack and liar. His grandmaster so to say.

>looseness or also upset the shape

what have you been doing Kojima..?

Did Kojima just tweet his diarrhea?

So diarrhea

HIDEO YOU BASTARD. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO KOJIMA?

>yfw Kojima fakes his own death stranding

I wouldn't put it past him at this point, watch the team finish the game and him working on the new MGS on the side and at the end comes out to say, I'm not dead and I'm still with konami

?

It'll be a sad day when there's only one of them left.

Extra diarrhea

I think it would be something like

"I'm getting shaky, once again my health is deteriorating. I'm going to the hospital."

Jesus fuck you are retarded if you actually think that makes any sense and could be a possible

Erectile Dysfunction

>Kojima announces a new game and people seem interested
>Dorito Pope also trashes Konami in his stead
>Suddenly Kojima hospitalized

WHY

WHY DO I ACTUALLY CONSIDER IT A POSSIBILITY THAT KONAMI IS RESPONSIBLE?

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHITPOST BUT AFTER FINISHING THE GREENTEXT I STARTED BELIEVING IT

Not him but fuck me you're retarded
>could be a possible
Yep definitely retarded

>WHY DO I ACTUALLY CONSIDER IT A POSSIBILITY THAT KONAMI IS RESPONSIBLE?

Because Japanese businessmen are fucking crazy.

Let's send him a card

I'll start

WHEN'S SNATCHER 2 YOU FILTHY GOOK

>"Such a lust for your speedy recovery, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

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Kojima jelqd too hard so now his shit is loose. Get better sweet prince.

"I'm afraid it's been...9 years..."

>"I'm getting shaky, once again my health is deteriorating. I'm going to the hospital
Oh shit

Does he have the voice parasites?

Dear Kojima-san, you must recover!

Love
Sakurai

The ending credits song of a show.

I actually live outside Tokyo. I could go give it to him if I knew the hospital.

Are you japanese or a gaijin? If the latter that westaboo Kojima might just let in a complete stranger as long as it's a aryan.

I'm a gaijin. And from America too, so he'll be extra excited to get the card.

Make sure to take your american flag bandana, shades and gun with you for extra effect.

it's literally nothing you retard

>"I'm getting shaky, once again my health is deteriorating. I'm going to the hospital.
FUCK

He's alright.

They both resurrect within an hour as long as the other one is alive, do some research.

twitter.com/kojima_hideo/status/805574694535499776

"Good bey"

damn it's almost 2017 and google translate is still that bad

I thought this was supposed to be the future by now

It says Bing right there.

>please speak in English
>I'll be u in 1 day
is this skull face?

This. You should probably also grab him in a chokehold and with a knife to his throat in your raspiest voice possible say, "Speak!" or "Start talking!"

If he resists, choke him out and steal his rations.

>ill be like u in one day
wew

literally WHOOOOOOOOO?

>implying skull face would be Arab

Skull face knew what pain was and rose from that. This is some rich Arab kid

ok? i follow plenty of jap sluts and doujin artists and they go to the hospital all the time

someone just post the picture with all the "hideo and kojima" variations.

What did he do this time, choke on a hotdog while trying to selfie for Twitter?

This needs to happen. Sup Forums needs to send Hideo a get well card. That'll be one of the best things we ever do.

Knowing us, we'll fuck it up so hard Death Stranding will get cancelled.

>Japs don't check out of the hospital as often as we do

Japs treat the hospital like a fucking doctors office, gtfo

newfags don't know.

Someone else has the fox xof variant

we sent him a birthday card

post the one with steph and joost

thanks australia

ALERT

user got it wrong

it's more like "not feeling well" rather than "health deteriorating" which makes it sound like he's about to die

>Dewrito Pope literally fucking chocked up and cried giving a speech about Kojima
>Put Del Taco front and center on his new game

What's with this bromance? I though this industry was entirely fake and the pope dead inside.

>Del Toro and his greasy heart might outlive Kojima
Damn...

Can't resist the boss dick

Maybe, just maybe, saying Fuck Konami, in front of thousands of people was a bad idea.

>Looseness or also upset the shape
What does this mean?

Did you guys forget Joakim?
Get ready for another cruise on the SS Ruse, boys.

Nah, the industry isn't entirely fake.

Kojima and Del Toro are both artists, directors. They have an appreciation for actors and are both foreigners that love American film.

The pope was dead inside before but he's not a puppet of Spikes anymore and Kojima isn't Konami's property anymore so they're free men and enjoying it.

>This is how it started with Iwata

Whatever part of his body he's talking about, "It went to the hospital" of its own accord.

Is kojima the most prolific game director?
He's pretty much a household name.

I think you translated it too literally. My Japanese is pretty shitty but I understood it more like

"No energy... I'm sick again. I'm going to visit the doctor."

The way he phrased it seems like he's just feeling lethargic, and is going for a check-up.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

NO WE CANT GIVE HIM A CARD FUCK

REMEMBER IWATA?

If he died, how long would his fans take to actually believe he died and didn't pretend to as part of a ruse?

Kojima's games don't have tripping mechanics so he's safe.

He's 53. Health is gonna start going fast.

asians are supposed to be able to live to like 120

Soon he will start to look old as fuck. I say around 56-57

>He's pretty much a household name.
This is what weebs actually believe

All the burgers probably didn't help.

>He's 50 years old
Holy fuck. He looks late 30's early 40's

He's 53

Around nine years just to make sure.

no one would ever believe it, it'll be like the people that still believe 2pac and Mozart are still alive

Sakurai is still alive you know. In fact, some would say he'll never die.

>supposed to

He's going to be alright

>After 37 years he finally finds someone who can cut a decent hairstyle

>42 year old sakurai

Bengamin Button? What the hell?

why is he getting younger?

>Fakes a coma/death
>people grieve but team carries on the game
>2019 comes around
>KONAMI has a new MGS game coming out
>DS is about to come out
>Both are released and he's confirmed alive
>DIDJU RIKE IT?

Name a western dev that's as well known by casuals as Miyamoto or Kojima? I'll wait.

Kanye and kojima will trade lives. Screen cap this

>JIBUN WOOOOOO

His neck is starting to show his age at 44.

Konami yakuza got to him

Why would you ask a website of cartoon wankers as if they knew better?