What games would Hitler play?

What games would Hitler play?

Transformice

Wolfenstein games but he would suicide reight at the start then throw the CD in a gas chamber

You know it's true.

Bad Rats.

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>Went to Sup Forums out of curiosity for the first time 3 months ago
>Got redpilled

I can't believe I used to cry about the Sup Forums boogeyman and masturbate to traps.

I can't go back, it feels so good... it's like my eyes are open for the first time.

doom moonman mod

Victoria II.

He wouldn't because video games are degenerate and a waste of time.

Me too bro, Sup Forums is the best board.

He wouldn't, Hitler was strongly against forms of entertainment that had a degenerative effect on the populace. One of the reasons he was fond of cinema, but not foreign cinema. He saw its potential but felt most of what was being produced was drek. I assume he would feel the same way about vidya and get Goebbels to start producing state funded videogames that promoted German and third Reich Aryan values. Edutainment would be the top priority

So I guess he'd like those brain training games and shit

>So I guess he'd like those brain training games and shit
>Dr. Mengele’s Brain Training

you guys know Hitler was a drug addict, right?
Nigger would be playing video games if he was born today

Something like that yeah

Games have a powerful effect for education, he'd use them for propaganda and training

Yes but the science of the time wasn't 100% clear on the side effects of all the amphetamine he was taking, at the time it was considered a wonder drug

I mean, I'm not trying to defend Hitler because he's fucking hitler and I'm not Sup Forums, and he was if nothing else a hypocrite, but given he was a health nut i imagine he didn't realize until it was too late at least

He was a meth addict because his entire army was on meth, and that's part of the reasons he didn't listen to his generals and went crazy. He wasn't smoking weed and pissing in bottles while masturbating to little girls all day.

There's drug addict and drug addict.

Undertale, Gone Home, Firewatch, stuff like that. He was a vegetarian artiste, you know.

Smash Bros with his bros

He wouldn't have approved of undertale or gone home because lesbians but he probably would have liked firewatch yeah

>Hitler playing smash with his friends
>Fucking Mengle keeps instalocking Charizard

Hitler was a shut-in autist who liked drawing as a kid.

No joke, he probably would've been in to weeb VNs and other anime shit.

>Hirohito-kun gave me this cool VN to play

Suicide squad

>hating on Uncle Adolf
Please, please fuck off

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Do you think Hanako would have been his waifu?

I like to think so

Rin, obviously. Both do paintings.

He's a hipster fagget like you

>muh aesthetic TUMBLR ARTZ gallery xD
>WE

I feel like hes a shooter kind of guy.
Almost a dude bro maybe even an GAMES ARE ART kind of guy.

hes in no way into anything obscure though.
He'd probably be pretty normie and good with people to not have time for vidya.

He wouldn't have played video games.

Great men don't waste their limited time.

Any and probably all of the Total War games.

how did the armbands stay on? were there buttons? surely they would slide down the arm if they weren't snug. or were they actually integral pieces of the jackets that couldn't be removed?

Either some crap with social commentary (vegan failed painter), or grand strategies.

Sup Forums is literally a pure shitposting board with varying beliefs. 'Containment board' my ass; containing what in particular?

Video games have only been mainstream for 30 years. You don't think we'll have a great President who used to be a video game nerd within the next 100 years?

This.
Hitler would be tossing all the lowlife degenerate bad dragon fapping, neckbearding Sup Forumsirgins in the fire first.

when will armbands come back in style.

politics.

never talk politics at the dinner table or where you go for leisure. that's basic human decency

Contrarianism

>tfw can't find nsdap accessories in any of reliable/usual online stores

>He wasn't smoking weed and pissing in bottles while masturbating to little girls all day.
Is Hitler no longer our guy?

which part of that doesn't make him our guy?

This.

Any other answer is wrong.

Tyranny, Disfavored path

I dunno, Saboteur maybe?

But we already have that

Got redpilled as soon as I realized liberals always avoid questions because the answers always go against their narrative also defending islam

HoI

The total war series obv

He would be playing Smoke in R6 Siege. He liked brits and gassing people, it fits too well.

Any games where skill is involved,like Mario Party.

Metroid.

probably weebshit

Nothing anybody here likes. He would have killed or reformed almost everybody on this site. Pedophiles were grouped with homosexuals in the camps. That rules out most of Sup Forums already. Too bad Hitler isn't still alive.

Maybe Luftrausers.

Art Academy

Persona 2

Metal Gear revengeance


Homefront (the first one)


Battlefield 1

He ends up getting killed by a literal homo.

I don't think he'd like Persona 2 very much.

final fantasy 15

i was redpilled before I went to pol already and didn't get so the fuss
just a board full of people that can think logically

Minecraft

I got redpilled when someone linked the David Cole documentary on Sup Forums in like 2009, went to Sup Forums for the first time in 2011 actually.

I kinda feel the same but maybe I'm just easily swayed or indoctrinated. I need to think this through before diving in head first to a movement.