GRAAAAAAAAHHH!! WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON?!

GRAAAAAAAAHHH!! WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON?!

IN MY ASS

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Honestly its so refreshing to see that yesterday's juvenile games about gore and machoism and nudity have grown up.

God of War (PS4) is the first God of War game I will be picking up due to how focused the demo looked. No longer are you mashing X for combos and watching Kratos rip off the head of a naked Gorgon or Siren. All that icky stuff is in the past, much like Greek myths. Now, we have an older, respectable Kratos. A father, his life is now about teaching this boy, and the game harkened a bit to perhaps the greatest game of all time; The Last of Us, and could you really blame Santa Monica for wanting a focused, narrative-driven game? Sony does those so well these days.

All I know is, for once, I care about Kratos, and I'm looking forward to this game.

What is this fucking pasta even.

>kratos
>absolute human beast
>rage incarnate
>god slayer

>kratos with nu-male beard
>cuck

really makes you use your neocortex

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>low test Sup Forumstards who can't grow a beard try to make them a symbol of being a nu-male
really fires up your cerebral lobes

Holy...wow, kid.

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>wife's son
>looks identical to him
How do you fuck up at one of the stupidest, most brainless memes of the past year?

>nu Kratos

>yfw it's true

>this guy has more testosterone than Kratos before he became a cuck

ATHENA WOULD YOU SHUT THE DOOR!

He has become the Cuck of War. Or the God of Cuck.

Explain why without mentioning the "numale beard" once. Oh wait, you can't, since that's the only thing you base your Cuck Kratos theory on.

>having a beard
Why tf do numales think it's ever a good idea?

This pasta is great because it's like straight out of Neogaf.

He walks around with his faggot ass son instead of slaying monsters

Kratos is a fictional character, also his beard doesn't connect.

ATHENA, I AM THE GOD OF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>Wanted to see Batman v. Superman
>Wife's boyfriend doesn't want to see it with me
>They go together
>I have to go alone to a different showing
>I hate that movie now
>They let me come with them to Suicide Squad
>Love that movie
>Made me watch them have sex on my bed
>Made me sleep on the couch
>Still love Suicide Squad
Being polyamorous is not as much fun as I thought it would be.

That's not a cuck or numale trait either. If it was then every father on earth would be a cuck or numale by default.

having a son pretty much makes you a cuckold by default

I don't buy games to see le loving father going out on a picnic with his wife's son, especially when the title is God of War

is it really not his kid?

>having sex with your wife makes you a cuck
Does anyone on Sup Forums know what cuck means?

He rights though, marriage is the ultimate bluepill

So being cucked is red pilled? You faggots are super confused.

If marriage is a bluepill and you have to be married to be cucked by the actual definition of the word, how is it a fucking redpill to be cucked?

AAAAAAAAAAAA