The Last Guardian

The only review that matters. youtube.com/watch?v=tu4CJkGzGy0

The only review that matters is my own

>nu-male allies

Fuck off

>12-15 hours

I was so scared it was going to be like 5

Really losing respect for these guys.
Game isnt shit like Sup Forums wants but its nowhere near 5 stars either.

There is a trophy for completing it in under 5 hours.

Perhaps other aspects of the game drown away its faults. Controls are just like SOTC. The technical issues will hopefully fade away with patches or a future remaster. The AI is just meant to be....

>The technical issues will hopefully fade away with patches or a future remaster.
>or a future remaster

>future remaster
>sonypony already looking forward to buying a fucking remaster of a game that just came out
Kill yourself. PS4 could be better than it is without idiots like you.

The game is eternal. It's solid. All that matters in the long run. You can fault the AI for all you want I guess.

Just being realistic. Never gonna see this game come to PC. Always the possibility future patch will overhaul the fps.

Nice, I knew people with taste would appreciate Uedas genius.

But 15 hours is nothing.

How long has this been in delopment?

These guys are quickly becoming my favorite. Surprised to find out that they're former GT crew. Shame they're so small now. Want to see another retrospective series.

>masterful
>camera issues
>bad fps
>bad controls
Jesus Christ, who would take this seriously?

>Fallout 4 type oversized doggo now with all the animation budget smushed into one creature so everything else moves at 10 FPS
>Muh slow paced art game
>10/10 how dare you speak ill of this game

Sonyggers everyone

source

>Bitch about controls and camera problems and still gave it a 5/5
What?

Funny, Easy Allies came to mind before I even checked the link.
But yeah, so far the consensus among the reviewers I frequent cite the camera and technical issues as the major problems, but are not enough to mar the overall experience. That being the case, I'm absolutely going to give this one a buy.

P A I D R E V I E W S

>Easy Allies: The only review that matters™
Why shill these fucking nobodies on Sup Forums?
What good could from shilling ANYONE on Sup Forums?

Sometimes a game is good enough that small technical hiccups don't mean much. SotC had all the same problems, and I wouldn't fault anyone for giving it a 10/10.

Get a job

Whoa! You sure showed him buddy! Great comeback haha. What a dummy right!

Thanks.

Technichal issues will be solved in patches

>People giving a fuck about controls, fps drops and shit more than about gameplay,atmosphere, story, music etc.

Jesus if you and the reviewers fucks weren't 2 years old when Ocarina released you would have trashed the game and the reviews would be like

>5/10 great game but lmao fps drops xD

The gameplay sucks.

>technical problems, camera problems and bad controls
>5 stars
should have been capped at 4 - 4.5 due to those alone, their bias is showing, I usually like these guys too

If you have ADHD maybe.

times change
bad controls, fps drops and camera issues should be non-existent this day and age, there is no excuse for any of the three anymore.

in 98 3d was still a new thing

if it controls like ass then chances are the gameplay is ass.

Yeah sorry I dont have patience for awful mechanics tha only work half of the time

life

>people care about fps drops but not about gameplay
Gee user i wonder if these things arent related somewhat

Loved GT/EasyAllies but it's obvious these guys are starting to shill to get more recognition in the industry like every other semi-popular YouTube channel

Kyle is a complete sell out for YouTube Gaming. The rest will follow.

The way they overhyped No Man's Sky and now this, it's no coincidence.

>People care more about playing the game than watching it like a movie
Stop the presses!

They aren't.

Ratchet & Clank 2016 has better gameplay than Size Does matter but 2016 is 30 while Size does matter is 60

to be fair they've always been sony fanboys

a game is perfectly playable at 30fps, 60fps should be standard by now, but devs are lazy cunts. Drops below 30 shouldn't even be a thing anymore

Watching Kyle shill hydrobot killed my soul
How can any self respecting human do that

>Hydrobot
what the fuck was that shit about anyway, I barely watched this years VGAs, I had it on as background noise

30 fps is ok if you are a kid with no money, a Pentium 4 PC, and a tfw no gf feel all day long

most games were 60 on console since the 70s
I don't know why with the pieceofshit3 everything dropped to sub 24

A mascot for shaving razor company
I mean it makes sense to sell shaving equipment at a neckbeards conference but fuck was it cringe

>I don't know why with the pieceofshit3 everything dropped to sub 24
Grafix.

I know that, really everything went to shit in the 7th gen, which is hilarious because there were metric shitloads of good games released in the gen, but all the cancer usurps it, and so far 8th gen is just flat out worse

>bad camera angles
>frame rate issues
>sluggish clumsy controls

SOUNDS LIKE A TEAM ICO GAME ALRIGHT.
and im going to love every minute of it

...

Says the sourcefaggot.

I like most of their other content, but their reviews are bad in my opinion. They feel like IGN reviews, I don't remember the last time they gave anything a score lower than 4/5.

As for the review in question I don't care to be honest since I am not a fan of ICO to begin with but it does seem weird if you out flaws with the game only to give it a perfect score later on.

either way I'm going to buy this next black friday
suck it

The previous two Team Ico games were the same

When is the soundtrack getting released?

What?
Dumbass, we had 3D games since 1994.
I know because I was 20 by 2000, so I remember this shit. Everyone was more amazed at the size and scope of a then brand new 3D Zelda game that was hyped since 1995.
Fucking children.

5/5 means that it is great, not perfect.

you have to go back

He explained in the coments that a 5/5 is not the same as a 10/10 due to the increments of a 5 point scale being bigger

anything from 8.5/10 to 10/10 fits in a 5/5, its just a problem of the low resolution of this review scale, a 10 point scale that allows decimal points should have been used in this case

>we're not going to tell you shit about the mechanics of any flaws because LOL SPOILERS
>so we're going to tell you a lot of shit you already must've figured out; you guys remember ICO and SoTC? it's like that but griffon-y.
>no, we're not going to tell you about any flaws

SPOILERS THE GRIFFON DIES.

You guys take console gaming way too fucking serious holy shit.

YOU GUYS WHO WANT REMAKES ARE DESTROYING THE MARKET BAWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Fuck off.

Sometimes a games core gameplay mechanics can help to overlook slight technical issues such as camera problems that happen once in a while.

For instance, people fucking love MGS2 but it is very well known it's got a terrible control scheme in terms of intuitiveness.

Says the kid who only played SNES on a emulator

Megaman fucking X had loads of slow downs
fucing contra chugged both on NES and SNES, the only games that ran fine and at a constant framerate were RPGs, and even then there were some of them chugging when loads of effects were on screen

OoT runs at mother fucking 20 on the N64

this is not new, you are just noticing now because its fun to joke about bad performing games online

That is such a bullshit excuse.

I like Easy Allies but hey can go fuck themselves when it comes to opinions on games. Honestly it all just comes off fears of losing Patreon money from upsetting dipshit fans.

No excuse? How about the fact that you have an entity that could potentially take up 3/4s of the screen and rather than have the camera clip INTO the character, the camera gets a bit wonky sometimes? God forbid. Frame rate drops didn't seem to be anything gamebreaking (like Blightown in DaS) and seem to moreso be an upset to players who expect 60FPS from console games at all times.

Somewhat minor grievances in terms of overall gameplay and mechanics to be honest...

>actually defending technical issues
sonyggers have really gone off the deep end