His wife sleeps in a different room from him

>His wife sleeps in a different room from him

lol

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for real?

Come on, Boogie. Get your shit straight.

Can he even wipe himself at this point?

look at that, and tell me that he doesn't snore louder than a fucking foghorn

I mean he probably takes up half the bed and he probably snores like a horse. You can't blame her

where does his wife's son sleep

kek

>current year
>not knowing what a bottom buddy is

Hint: It's not OP, although it's named after him.

No shit. A standard bed room is barely big enough to contain his mass let alone another person's.

>he has a wife
>i don't

She sleeps with their "roommate" aka bull.

>trendiest gamer

not vidya

I don't think they've ever fucked.

didn't he sleep with mcjuggernuggets?

well it's not like he's having sex with her anyway
she's basically his nurse

this hurts

Me and my wife sleep in different rooms it's really not a big deal. We go to sleep at different times and she's a super light sleeper and I snore if we sleep in the same bed she gets no sleep.

Just to stop her being crushed to death when he rolls over in the night.

Is that what she tells you?

>boo hoo, im so fat because my past is depressing, pls send money, I will change this time, i will be on a diet.

>first epicnamebro
>now Boogie

Are women finally realizing the youtube meme?

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Where does your wife's son sleep?

>m-muh wife's snoring!

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So does mine.

it's because she's my sugarmommy and while my room is sort of my domain, the rest of the house belongs to her and I am only allowed to enter her room and sleep in her bed when she wants me to

Cuck

Which room does your wife's son sleep in?

>"It's time to make a change" video #15

Fuck that guy

My dad and his girlfriend do this. She's an insanely light sleeper, so it just works for them.

I had to break up with my ex because he snores a lot and denies doing so
im still living with him and he leaves a mess is like living with a hobo, he still wonder why I don't want to be his bf again

She's his wife in documentation alone. They don't have sex, she's basically his care taker, there's no way she's even remotely attracted to him. She's just waiting until his fat ass farts himself to death eating another tub of mayonnaise so she can inherit his pity bucks.

LARD GARGLING

enjoy everyone calling you a cuck by neckbeard virgins
my grandparents have been sleeping in different rooms for 5 decades now and they have an extremely healthy relationship
sometimes different things work for different people, don't let Sup Forums of all places tell you that you are a cuck

Fucking hate this guy. Every other video he will constantly retell how bad his life was, how much of a fat fuck he is and how he's thought of suicide etc, etc..

He now has a somewhat decent wife, and a career that involves doing nothing for a massive income.

And he STILL hasn't come to his senses and lost his weight. He'll still make video after fucking video whining about his mental health being the root of his obesity, but the guy has had the fucking world handed to him on a plate and he's still a stubborn cry baby always looking to play the victim.

Fuck him, honestly.

Even more retarded: Trending gamer

The most made up award ever

does he still fuck you from time to time ?

that explains it

She can't sleep in the same bed as him, she'd be drawn underneath him by his immense gravitational pull and crushed to death.

hey, how's it going. my name is Robert, what's your name?

CALORIE THIEVING

Saw him at the VGAs, hes bigger than ever now.
How is he still living?

>Saw him at the VGAs, hes bigger than ever now.

My sides

WHALE SLASH FREE WILLY

Sure is video game related up in this here thread.

absolutely based

ew, no.
one time he rub me in my crotch area because he was horny, since then I never let him into my room or let him touch me at all, he says he got over me but I still keep my distance, he sometimes stares watching at me, i sometimes feel scared

Sleep apnea in fat dudes is a real thing

>Makes channel about losing weight
>Gives up
>People applaud him

In the 80s, early 90s, health scientists morbidly suggested the rising obesity epidemic would help the medical system because they would die off early.

But they were wrong. The obese don't die off quickly. They slowly die over decades, getting problem after problem that makes their life worse, but they're kept alive by modern medicine. They're a huge drain on our economy.

>e celeb shit
Saged, reported, called the police.

How big is her house?

Why the fuck are you still living with your ex you stupid faggot? Literally, you are literally a dumb gay. You deserve the impending rape.

i'll be that monkey
LOW
TIER
GOD

Im sure its because a lot of his subs are fat/ugly/depressed so his "you're perfect just the way you are" mentality attracts them.

bravo

The true face of how fat this faggt is

living the dream user
im jelly

I hope he murders you, fucking degenerate faggot

Wow I didn't know it was that bad.

living the life

can i be her husband too

I'd rather sleep in separate beds and be in a stable marriage than sleep next to the weapons-grade pile of depression that cucked me with our friend 2 months back, the drinking alone is turning me into a Boogielet

I can't even fathom how people can consider the possibility of this elephant foot having sexual intercourse with anyone (or anything for that mather), the technology is not there yet

DOCTOR ROBOTNIK FACE HAVING

What motovated this woman to marry this blob? Do you think she was ever forced to do shit with him? How is that even possible.

T H I C C

rent money, but is ok, im already planning to move out soon

Horses dont snore loudly, nigger.
T. Married to a horse

Money.

it's pretty obvious. the fat fuck is going to die soon and makes decent money, she will be set for the rest of her life once he dies.

Could they even fit in the same room at this point.
LARD GARGLING

To be honest I don't think I'd have a say if she decided to get an extra fuck off though faggot SHE'S MINE

It's wonderful.

Rather large. It's small compared to some of the houses in the area, but it's still bigger than any place I ever could have imagined living in.

Doesn't he make a bunch of money from donations or whatever? Why wouldnt she? If I was able to marry some 500 lb chick who made shit tons on patreon per month, not have to have sex with or sleep with her, and get a big share of that, I'd do it.

What are the job requirements to becoming a broodmare(male)

sounds nice

pics of her so we can be even more jealous?

Money. Cash. Dosh. Coin. She's in for a nice payday when his fat heart give a out. And all she has to do is wipe his ass and sometimes kiss him for fans so they don't realise the marriage is a complete scam.

>What motovated this woman
What motivates most of them.

what the fuck is a sugarmommy

are you a cuck or what

Going to laugh when he has to pay his own medical.

Imagine this.

Imagine he gets so fat that his ligaments and bones separate from each other because of the mass of fat pushing them apart. Not because he stood up and the weight of gravity broke his body, but because the fat from within dislocates his limbs permanently.

That's what I think when I see this picture. His legs look fit to burst.

It's [current year] now. Boogie is just being a forward thinking ally of womyn! Womyn are strong! They don't need male companion when they sleep.

:^)

>when you're morbidly obese and your limbs and fat rolls slowly rot away, you get bi-yearly bypasses and force hospitals to accommodate to your humongous size but you're still alive and kicking and keep eating and being a drain on society

ANARCHY IN THE U.S.

t. virgin who's only sex knowledge comes from porn sites and Sup Forums

Obviously, nobody can fit in the same bed as him

What happened to his dick and balls? are they being crushed by the fat around them?

How do you know that?

sugar daddy is a man who gets a young lady as his partner, pays for everything like an esque dad and girl relationship but with benefits, now imagine if the genders are swapped, that's a sugar mommy

Yet you're over here drooling over some random user's sugarmomma fantasy. Neck yourself queer

Would you wipe boogies ass for him every day for all those free pitybucks and the promise that he'll be dead by 40 and you get all of his money?

Your not missing out on much. Wives are over rated.

Just like my mom and my dad

no, I'd push him from the closest window as soon as I'm in his will

There has to be more to it than that if he even makes enough for her to really cash out, which I doubt.

Either he's emotionally abusive and using her to keep himself fat and lazy or she gets off on keeping him fat so she can have someone who depends on her.

Enveloped user. Not crushed.

Have you met your biological dad?

How's your mother's son doing?

She's probably a feeder.

>push

Don't kid yourself, you'd need to roll that lardass.

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