*unsheathes katana*

*unsheathes katana*

>"Hey kid, give me your money!"

Use your video game knowledge to defeat this dangerous foe.

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Attack its weak point for massive damage.

Use my dick to your sword technique to break his weapon.

I recognize that bulge, that armor belonged to Henry VIII

stick my dick in it

Crab battle

I knew this day would come.

>I recognize that bulge
Kek

Here, have another codpiece

I think I've fought enough crabs with katanas to know you just give that motherfucker your money

Just surrender how can you even beat that?

It's okay, my years of watching Crab Battle have finally come to use.

Nice save there, I almost saged you.

I'll allow it.

[Speech 95] No, crab. You have to kill yourself.

fbbp

kek

Use Gravity Surge to flip him upside down and then do as said.

*unzip scissors*

I'd take it out with a Hunting Horn.

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I'm a 22 year old engineering student, what in the fuck makes you think I have money

It has a higher speed than me so I have to wait my turn.

I might have an advantage here.

OwO