OBJECTIVE: Survive

>OBJECTIVE: Survive

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Is this Clustertruck?

>that guy who gets hit by the street sign

more like smashed or impaled. talk about unlucky.

I wasn't expecting this scripted event.

>make it
>speared by a sign post
You can't convince me that's random.

He was the guy I instantly focused on and thought would make it. Fuck.

>pedalling faster on the same path as semi

>not merely turning left to avoid any danger in less than a second

Darwin award achieved

>guy who gets destroyed by sign post
holy shit, i dont even see where his body went, what happened to him?

>That moped that just stops directly in front to get creamed

fucking why

He post on.

He was beheaded. Look at the video again. You can see his head flying off.

he is one with the earthmother.

At least he died instantly.

Wont even make a dent in their population

damn, he got cut in half.

and smashed by a truck

and burned alive


that's not a way to go.

>cut in half
>smashed by a truck
>still alive to get burned

Anyone who helps out victims becomes liable for lawsuit by their family members. Trump needs to make China great again, by completely replacing their government and policies.

weird how I immediately started watching the dude in the bicycle. what a away to go.

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Beheading is not instant death my friend. You are still aware for an average of 5 seconds after the beheading.

>Its a quicksand level

So how do they filter the corpses from the rest of the grain?

That is some Final Destination shit right there. Fuck.

I thought birds were supposed to be smart.

They don't. Notice your bread doesn't say vegetarian on it.

Have you got a link to the full video with sound?

a sieve.

Crows are smart. Pigeons are the high school drop outs of the bird world.

Those poor dogs

Nevermind.

>average of 5 seconds after the beheading.

its alot longer than that. around 30 seconds to a minute.

there are many videos showing people moving their eyes and lips.

Absolutely. King Charles was seen to move his lips after beheading, and there are many tales of heads continuing to show facial expression and even try to talk after beheading. Death comes more by loss of blood than anything else

Louis Dunn, Glasgow,Scotland

We need to stop this senseless cruelty.

Same I kept thinking he was going to keep turning and avoid the mess. Had to rewatch it cause I didn't believe what happened.

proofs?

Well i didnt want to go outside today anyway. Thabks op

>that one pigeon who flies over to try save his buddy and ends up getting kill

do you live in china lad?

stop being a pussy

you lose conciousness instantly due to loss of blood/blood pressure

does you brain fire a minimal amount of electrons for a few more minutes? maybe

are you instantly dead? yes

>guy in white van probably burned alive

Good

pigeons are shit tiers

>eight (8) pigeons got sucked in in the full video

>guy on the motorcycle actually slowing down when a fucking truck is billowing towards him

this makes me angrier than it should.

you really want to see it?
google it

that was proven false. it's instant death. your brain cant cope with the nervous system sending that much information to your brain so it just shuts down. all those movements are involuntary electrical signals due to the overload on your cns. fucking idiot.

chicago birds know when to cross streets using the signs.

just link it you faggot

First thing that came to mind:
youtube.com/watch?v=vWkHOhadF0M

Some people were never meant to live past childhood.

Stop being a lazy motherfucker, everything you need to get your answer is literally right at your fingertips.

>Everyday is Final Destination day in China

You're pretty dumb

>that fucking guy that gets beheaded
Jesus christ, this is common in china?

theres a couple of them in liveleak. one being a marine getting his and his lips kept moving.
another a drug woman in the cartel getting her head did, her eyes moving and shit.

the chechen slaying are the worst, they are like pez despensors and still kicking around and shit.

God: Fuck this guy in particular

He's right. After the head is severed, you can still see, move your eyes think etc... But you die 10 seconds later.

>this is chaka-1 expect a delivery soon
>this is chaka the payload was delivered with no incidents

>>>/reddit/

I'm not moving my fingers for this shit

they are not dead you fucktards

For once, I'm glad Sup Forums doesn't have sound, though I can still hear it. Wasn't it a different video though? I can only remember the brick and the screams.

And I'm not gonna stop waggling my dick to enable your lazy ass.

> Objective: Thank your healers

>that video with those 3

...

let me reword what i said. You lose consciousness instantly after behind beheaded. You might as well be dead at this point because you can't feel a thing. Any movement that happens is involuntary, like shivering. What can't you understand?

cute feet damn

Sauce?

What if it isn't that absolute? What if that happens to most people, but some do withstand it and remain conscious for a while after a beheading.

I'm waggling my dick too bro

later gator

>Drowned in grain
>not dead
pick one

Make sure you're thinking of me when you nut.

I'll be thinking of you.