>Bulletstorm Remaster > Full Clip Edition because we don't know what a magazine looks like >Barely any visible improvements compared to the original >Dook Nukeem for whatever reason >50 bucks
Yeah fuck you Randy Bitchfork and People Can (Go) Die. Ain't paying big bucks for what is essentially a slightly better looking version without cancerous DRM that I can circumvent.
>Why didn't they work on a new Painkiller instead REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Because every Painkiller after the first game sucked.
Lincoln Rogers
>Gearbox
Do people expect anything from above other than being ripped off with some minimal-effort cash grab? They had to put Duke in because Bulletstorm has no pulling power whatsoever.
It will flop, and Gearbox will just throw their hands up and wonder what went so wrong, again.
Dylan Harris
Wasn't geared towards PC players, but towards the console crowd which is rather funny because it's going to do terrible on console.
Levi Young
B A D A S S A D A S S
Luis Sullivan
Overdose was pretty fun but certainly not as good as the first one plus BooH. Everything after that might aswell not exist.
Fucking entitled gamers :^)
Michael Davis
Featuring Duke from Duke Nukem Forever
Cooper Ward
there's a bullet storm remaster?
Mason Butler
It's 40 dollars. What the fuck, I expected it to be half the price max, you don't even get a reduction if you already have the first one.
Eli Morris
This shit better not be letterboxed again
Levi Scott
Apparently so.
It was a decent game, assuming you weren't some kind of pussy who didn't slidekick everywhere, but it was pretty short and not really worth a full $60 at launch, plus apparently owners of Bulletstorm won't get a discount/free upgrade.
John Brown
NO, please tell you're fucking joking.
Bentley Jones
They want $60 on console for it kek
Bentley Brown
According to Randy they can't due to different publishers and shit. Nevermind that the Darksiders remasters were given free to owners of the original release despite different publishers.
Thomas Scott
There's a 15% discount on preorders, but it's still $42.49.
That's pretty bullshit, considering it's a 7 hour campaign at most and there's no multiplayer outside of co-op mode.
Wyatt Evans
Battleborn flopped pretty hard, Randy needs the money.
Juan Garcia
>£25 for the same 5 year old game which didn't even sell well in the first place with Duke modded in
Are Gearbox really that desperate for money after Battleborn flopping?
Carter Turner
It's because it's the obligatory generational remaster. Since they're selling it on console everyone gets the full price. This generation was a mistake.
Nathaniel Peterson
Bulletstorm: Gibe Mony Plox Edition
Gavin Cox
this i s pretty much the only way to explain the recent influx of lazy "remasters" coming out of gearbox It's actually hilarious, only 11k sales on the duke """""remaster""""" get fucked gearbox
Joseph Anderson
>It's actually hilarious, only 11k sales on the duke """""remaster"""""
That's because the people who want to play Duke3D already have it/know that eduke32 is infinitely superior. I'm also pretty sure someone's ripped the 5th episode added to World Tour for eduke32 by now.
Christopher Lewis
Try FlawlessWidescreen.
Camden Walker
>I'm also pretty sure someone's ripped the 5th episode added to World Tour for eduke32 by now. This is literally all that I want.
Daniel Diaz
You know what the real kicker is? People who bought bullet storm have to crack the game they paid for because GFWL was never patched out.
Connor Jones
There is a dll that circumvents GFWL, check the link in the OP. Coop won't work unfortunately.
Liam Morales
Hey Sup Forums, are you going to buy our NEW game? It has Duke in it, with new politically correct voice lines by John St Jon.
Luke Wilson
How's Bulletstorm's story? Just found out it was written by Rick Remender. Really like his comics.
Eli Perry
Just seeing Randy Pitchford at the 2016 VGA and seeing him annonce the re-master of a game nobody bought with Duke Nukem shitted in made me lose my almonds.
Brayden Fisher
damn that would be hella upsetting if bulletstorm was a good game in anyway
Mason Nelson
Post the Kharak one.
Ryan Cruz
>Dook Nukeem for whatever reason If you need a reason then fuck you.
Samuel Anderson
Good, but unfinished. They hoped for the sequel. Didn't work out.
Brayden Jenkins
"Enhanced". Ok.
Benjamin Clark
bummer
Jayden Wright
>tfw Gearbox is taking a huge risk and publishing this themselves If this tanks it might be the killing blow to the company.
Julian Hughes
We can but hope, mon frere.
Jonathan Taylor
Why does this even exist?
The original Bulletstorm's graphics still hold up and it wasn't really all that popular anyway. They should have made a sequel what were they thinking?!
>easy low effort shekels
Oh yeah
Ryan Ross
hey guys, who wants to come over and play matt hazard later?
Carter Reyes
ALMONDS ACTIVATED
Hunter Parker
Why is Bulletstorm, of all games, getting a remaster, and why are Gearbox the ones doing it?
Colton Martinez
Sorry man, my copy of Aliens Colonial Marines arrived this morning, can't wait to play it, I mean did you see the trailer?!
Joshua Allen
>different era
M8 it's been like 5 years.
Aaron Rodriguez
Is he right? No memes please.
Ryder Rogers
I hope It honestly troubles me how much stupid shit Gearbox gets away with without sinking Presequel flopped in terms of borderland numbers Colonial Marines flopped Homeworld Deserts of Kharak flopped Duke nukem ""remaster"" massive flop Battleborn massive flop
How the FUCK did Bioshock: Infinite singlehandedly sink Irrational Games, but Gearbox can get away with ALL OF THIS What are they living on?
Ryder Ward
Gearbox is so desperate.
Anthony Powell
They couldn't make the campaign co-op for fucks sake.
If there are as many hurdles as the amazing Rando says, then why the fuck are they going to such great lengths to deal with an administrative / legal minefield to release an average game which failed to set the world alight and hardly has a died hard fan base?
If only there was a much more appreciated gaming franchise which Gearbox actually had a hand in that they could draw upon which might actually be a crowd pleaser and not involve having to negotiate with the original devs / owners. Maybe something involving a mute with a crowbar.
Luke Thomas
>Sup Forums likes Bulletstorm now I can't fucking handle the shitty taste of the underageb&s Every year it gets worse
Leo Miller
Sucks for you, I guess you should look for comfort now in your shit tier weeb games.
Bulletstorm is not amazing, but pretty decent to get in a sale.
Nathaniel Reed
>it's not muh generic uguu kawaii jap game so it's immediately shit
Blake Harris
>there's only terrible shootan or weeaboo shit You're probably console players, judging from your intelligence
Juan Brown
>Remaster >Looks exactly the same
Robert White
>Cow of a wife drinks diet cola.
Ryder Cook
He is, people seem to forget that companies aren't dictatorships where a single person decides everything. If it's another publisher completely, it's up to that publisher to decide the price and since they've had no contact nor profit from old customers, there's zero reason for them to offer an upgrade.
New platforms means more work.
As for price? I got no idea, myriad of factors here. It's always a balancing act to decide what will net them the most profit.
Jaxon Jenkins
Gearbox WAS the publisher for BullShitstorm in the first place, and People Can Fly were the shit dev that almost killed the already dying series that is Gears of War with that trash 'JUSTment' game. What the FUCK is Randall babbling about now?
Lucas Stewart
I find it funny Gear Box is advertising their publishing when no good game came out of it
If it's not your own IP, it's fucking trash Gearbox
You fucked up Duke, you fucked up Aliens, you fucked up Aliens AGAIN
STOP
NOBODY WANTS YOUR FUCKING PUBLISHING
Adrian Kelly
I'm on PC, playing FPS on a gamepad is cancer.
Nolan Foster
Bulletstorm was a good game when it came out
emphasis on when it came out
John Torres
>All non-DLC characters in Battleborn will be unlocked from the beginning.
Is Randy finally starting to learn from his mistakes?
Anthony Williams
don't remind me. My pc at the time was terribly outdated. You brought back memories of playing the bullet storm demo on my 360.
Dominic Flores
Then why bother with the difficulty in doing it? Bulletstorm is hardly a fucking must have classic that fans have been begging for a remaster of.
Tyler Thompson
What is the Badass counter on this fucking video? He doesn't stop with the badasses. I'm beginning to think I have to cut the term badass out of my badass vocabulary. badass
Andrew Torres
I'm pretty sure it must be his defense mechanism he retreats to when under pressure.
Dylan Cook
>this is the craziest update we've ever done Yeah I guess still making updates for a game without players is pretty crazy.
Jordan Rogers
that makes more sense when you think of it as a way of trying to fit in with his son's generation. Can you imagine having an autistic son who thinks he's better than you because he spends a lot of time indoors reading, because he dresses "nice" with his fedora. I'd be fucking desperate to try and understand why my son has a superiority complex and acts like a complete tart. Can you imagine?
Jeremiah James
damn, a game so dead I forgot it was the biggest flop of 2016
Robert Bennett
>all battleborn players
Both of them?
David Fisher
Why don't they just make Bulletstorm 2?
Isaiah Howard
No, he's just being a pathological liar and shameless opportunist as usual.
Justin Bennett
Gearbox you suck.
Asher Carter
This should have been there from the start
Adam Wright
Bulletstorm was lame.
Brody Lewis
>was wondering if I'll find the word "badass" somewhere in there >yup, it's right there
Jesus Christ.
Joseph Davis
Because that would mean Gearbox would have to put effort into something.
Ayden Young
who are more of a tryhard: the entirety of ubisoft's executive boards vs randy of pitchford?
Christian Smith
>see the word "badass" in something >get irritated
It's become one of "those words" for me, like "epic" or "awesome", it makes me mad even if it's used totally innocently.
Asher Martin
the plot thickens
Joseph Thompson
Gearbox has more people on staff than Battleborn has players.
Kevin Evans
>named his son Randy >you aren't Anthony Burch >but the chances that you might be Randy Pitchford are doubled
Noah Stewart
Awesome is one of "those words"? Since when? What reason?
Connor Flores
Seems like a cool dude in person. Looks like he has a passion for what he does, even if he makes some questionable business practices.
Grayson Johnson
won't buy the remaster but I wasn't able to get the fix for gfwl to work.
Joshua Taylor
??? Was jsut wondering if someone had the same issue and found a way around the problem.
Blake White
It's probably not so bad for other people but the word awesome just annoys me, it feels overused. Like those damn Kung Fu Panda movies, the word "awesome is 70% of the script.
Jacob Howard
That reply was meant for but you had to step in and ruin the whole thing.
Oliver White
ok, but that'sa shitty example, Darksiders was never a GFWL game and while the original dev is dead, the current publisher is actually a piece of the old one.
Ethan Ramirez
3D Realms and their decade of incompetence was the reason DNF turned out like shit.
I hate Gearbox as much as everyone else here but I wouldn't put all the blame on them for DNF.
Zachary Watson
Nordic Games has nothing to do with THQ though, other than owning a chunk of the properties they got from their corpse.
The reason they go by THQ Nordic nowadays is simply brand recognition. Nobody knew who Nordic Games was. >“The day we announced we were making acquisitions from THQ, there were a number of headlines like: ‘Who the fuck is Nordic Games?’ – no-one had ever heard of us,”
Kevin Torres
The enhanced version of Darksiders shows as a separate title in Steam.
There is absolutely nothing stopping Gearbox from giving players who have the original Bulletstorm in their Steam library a free copy of the enhanced version.
Ryder Bailey
It was actually George Broussard. Even the team at 3D Realms were sick of his shit. Here's a guy who worked on DNF talking about his experience.
