DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MY NEW UPDATE, GUYS?

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MY NEW UPDATE, GUYS?

I'd rather punch you in your retarded ass face than hear about your shitty update, friendo.

I'm not your friend, pal

I'm not your pal, bud.

Hey guys, Scarce here.

I'm not your pal, buddy

You're banned from the industry, Sean

Come on guys, just load up No Man's Sky again, I promise you we fixed it! We added TONS of new features. Just give me another shot! I promise you won't be disappointed.

FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR INTERACTIVE SCREENSAVER!
YOU STILL ACT LIKE THE CHOSEN ONE OR SOMETHING!
JUST DIE ALREADY!

Ok, buying the game.

PLEASE user, DON'T LET ME DIE.

WE ADDED BASE-BUILDING.


B A S E B U I L D I N G

Did you add the basic features that you alluded to throughout your entire advertisement campaign? How about the multiplayer that you bragged about for months?

Imagine if multiplayer got pa
atched in

it's like they discovered subnautica immediately after release and just copied everything in it

still not interested. i do not need a multiplayer screensaver.

>Its most significant new feature is the ability to plant your flag on a planet by building a base. This process begins at a new building type, a “habitable base,” which will show up on some planets but not all of them. The nice thing is that if you start somewhere but later find a more hospitable world — or just a prettier one — you can pull up stakes and set up shop on the new planet, and you’ll get back all the resources you put into your original base.

Nah, don't care.

Is it possible for them to patch features like multi-player in?

I'm sure PC cucks are creaming their pants.

Dude, base building doesn't matter when you have no plot or end game.

pretty sure basebuilding was promised for launch

this

they fucking stole Subnautica's base building.

Fuck Hello Games and fuck NMS

>even the normies turned on him

Yeah...

BASE-BUILDING user!! Come on isn't that just the dopest sickest thing you've ever heard? We basically fulfilled all our promises already! And if you're still dissatisfied after trying my game again, don't worry!

We'll keep updating it!

Multiplayer IS in the game, it's just each player is actually in their own universe so it's almost impossible for two players to meet up.

We do have an end-game, when you get to the end we send you off to a completely new and fresh galaxy that only HARDCORE VETERANS like yourself can travel to. The plot is whatever you make it, that's the beauty of No Man's Sky! Just give my game another whirl user, I promise it's much better than before, you'll be surprised!!

Base building, hmm? I hope that applies to my ship, because why the hell would I remain stationary in a game that's advertised as "the game where you never want to stay on a planet for too long?"

What ever happened to 100 trillion planets?

I'm not your buddy, bro.

I actually am your bro, bro.

NEVER

TRUST

NU-MALE

KUCKS

Wow now I can build a greenhouse all alone still. Thanks.

Fantastic new update Sean. Keep up the good work!