Best vidya movie? Why are they all shit?

best vidya movie? Why are they all shit?

What's his name again Sup Forums?

Nut it Ned

Destroy it Derek

Break it Brian

Crumble it Castro

Edge of tomorrow.

Pound it Patrick

>Implying being shit and being differentiated by quality are mutually exclusive.

Thats based off a Manga though

Bob it bob

Crush it Carl

Slam it Simon

Razing Rolf

Crush it Kevin

Obliterate it Oscar

Ruin-it Reddit

MK movie is probably the best

>Decent action
>Super hammy acting means it's never too serious
>Outfits/attacks/story all based off the game
>Rad as fuck music

Is it perfect? God no. But it's a good vidya video.

Street Fighter

Closest thing to a good video game movie we'll get.

Sit-on-my-face Jeremy

Silent Hill

Pokémon: The First Movie

2000 was better.

Wreck-it Ralph is just BARELY video games.
Honestly I would probably say that Warcraft is the best vidya movie, it's at least the most competently produced.

wow movie :^]

Yakuza: Like a Dragon, that was a fun as hell movie.

Knock-it-down Nelson

>movie about video games is less about video games than a shitty licensed movie

Fondle-me Phineas

Not him, but it coulda been a movie about cartoons and no one would have known the difference.

>Minnesota

Production value doesn't save it from being terrible.

Mash-it Marvin

Pwn it Peter

Except everyone would have been saying "i recognize that cartoon trope reference" instead of "i recognize that video game trope reference"

You're kind of a stupid fuck, huh?

If that was a relevant point to make, most vidya movies could have actually been the same, but not use the game and character names, and few would know they were even related.

>Wreck-it Ralph
>Video game characters onscreen
>Oh fuck yeah, can't wait to see what they do!
>They all disappear and the film becomes about a Mario Kart clone

It had its good moments and bad moments. The stuff with the orcs was all well and good, though the humans were obviously going to be lackluster because you simply can't make humans in fantasy interesting no matter how hard you try.

Angry Birds is surprisingly watchable.
Not great, they basically showed of most of their best jokes in the trailer with some exceptions and yellow bird is mostly grating but it did a good job of connecting the game with an actual plot and not make it terrible.

It's also impossible to not see the anti-immigration moral of the story with current events as an adult. It actually made me feel awkward because because I know I'm watching a dumb kids movie based on a fucking app game of all things yet the back of my brain that makes connections says "So the Pigs are Muslims?". I really didn't want to involve Sup Forums shit but when you actually get to see the film the coincidences are just to big to not notice it and is probably the biggest highlight of the whole thing since it gives what should be an innocent film for kids are really weird undertone which make it even more funny.

I liked Kingsglaive for the visual