Look up gameplay video for a game I'm interested in

>look up gameplay video for a game I'm interested in
>HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Lww3_Xfy1Rk
youtube.com/watch?v=e_t7VULKDio
instaud.io/EwC
youtube.com/watch?v=I1CLWnt4a0k
instaud.io/EwF
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

I don't find anything wrong with that, he's just saying hi to his audience. If he doesn't shut up after saying what he's playing and maybe giving some general background of the game then yeah, I also become a cute lil girl with a gun.

Longplay

HEY GUYS, HOW'S IT GOING, KRIPPARIAN HERE

>HEY WHATS UP GUYS ITS [channel name] HERE, BRINGIN' YOU ANOTHER [videogame title] VIDEO
>[forced laugh]
>[possible segue into content]

Why does this bother people so much. It barely registers with me or I mute it if their voice is annoying.

I think I lack to autism required to relate to you people.

youtube.com/watch?v=Lww3_Xfy1Rk

>guy talks while at the title screen for 10 minutes

How else do you start the video with your voice?

Just add "no commentary" and you don't have to deal with it.

"Hello, everyone."
Or hell, just "hello."

Fucking kek

*Unsubscribes*

Bye, Felicia.

>long ass WUBBETH intro
>HEYGUYSWHAT'SUPIT'STOPKEKSUCKERHERE
>starts talking about his personal.life and random thoughts he has
>plays poorly all through it
>MEMES
>um...
>um...
>um...

I want to bully Chitose

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

Instead of being overhyperly """wacky""" and blasting your audience's ears out, actually greet your audience like every other human being?

>I also become a cute lil girl with a gun
what's the button combination to do that? askin for a friend

>notepad opens up
>HELLL-backspace-O AND WLE-backspace backspace-ELCOME TO MY VIDEO TU-long pause-TORIAL OF HOW TO INSTALL MODS FOR OBI-backspace-LIVION

CIS het white scum

...

>asterisks

Newfag detected.

I got annoyed at this at some point that I went through a couple dozen channels (many with 100k-1mil subs), each with the same intro and the same mediocre content, until I came across a channel with 10k subs without the shitty intro and actually good videos.

>heavy metal playing the whole time

>black youtuber
>yall already know who it is, it ya boy (whateverhisfuckingnameis)

>YO YO YO WHAT IS UP INTERNET!

>not detecting ironic usage of asterisks
fr*ck off you F word

...

>white youtuber
>yall already know who it is, it ya boy (whateverhisfuckingnameis)

>Hey guys.
>Elliot Rodger here.

Fuck off Chad, Elliot is a god.

don't say anything
don't say "hey what's up guys"
just fucking break into whatever the fucking video is
no fuckin' around m8

>look up tutorial
>picture of desktop with several programs in the tray
>"hey guys, this is my tutorial...to...uhnnnnnninstall mods in...the Elder Scrolls...Oblivion. And, really...any other game that uses the same...techniques...to install mods...into the video game."
>scan forward 10 minutes, can see it is still the desktop, unchanged
>"...and we will be doing this by first opening our web browser to look for said mods..."

Shame he no longer plays videogames. And no, shitstone is not a videogame.

HEY GUYS CHEXMANIAC NINE HUNDRED AND NINE HUND- NINE THOU- NINETY NINE

>long ass introduction made in Adobe AfterEffects with "epic" stock effects

>minute long intro before the video even begins
>the video itself is a minute long

>(whateverhisfuckingnameis)!!!! What is wrong with you?!

How are you, gentlemen

>What. Is. Up. Everybody.
>*snort*
>Darkside Phyl here

>minute long intro
>talks about something unrelated in the video for first five minutes
>actual title content is only minute long
>minute long outro
>with an Audible ad

HIT THE
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>wipe transition effect

>Hello Earthlings!

>retard with the most expensive simracing equipment doing a white nigger accent and monkey talk
>can't drive for shit, literally
Glad for him though, someone has to control the people who have subscribed to him.

>only 9 and a half minutes long
Fuck uuuuuuuuuuuh
>drop in a few awful outtakes
>10:03
Nailed it.

>first line of description is a patreon link
>advertises shirts in the video TITLE

youtube.com/watch?v=e_t7VULKDio

Get ready to kill yourselves.

>"[insert video game title]" "no commentary"

>dis is da foirst in a series ohf tree videos ahbout X

>thumbnail

Nope. Not even clicking it once.

>he didn't learn his lesson the first time
>he doesn't type "no commentary" after what he's looking for

You have no one to blame but yourself, fag.

>What's up everybody it's Critical.

We can't directly fucking answer, so what's the point?

>hey what's up guys it's scarce here

How the fuck does he manage to keep yelling day after day? Shit's tiring.

>SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, AND FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR TO ENTER MY SWEEPSTAKES FOR A SHITTY GAME

cr1tikal is based tbqh
along with jerma and seamus

>*SLAP* TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES MOY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE

>dooooo doodoodooo
>dededede
>dododo doo do dooo
>DODODODODOH
>WHAT IS UUUUUUUUPPPP DRAMALERT NATIIIIIOOOOOONNNN
>I'M YOUR HOST
>KILLLER KEEMSTAAAAARRRR
>LEEEEEEEET'S GET ROOOOOOOIIIIGGHTTTT
>INTO THE NEWS

just why

I have a YouTube channel and I would never let my audience know that I'm black.

I also start without an intro, is this autistic?

So this is what a knife in the stomach feels like, the slow outpouring of acid and congealing blood.

Probably the same as the salute of a letter written to a group of people, useless formalities or a try at making it more personal.

He fucked up when he revealed his face, and when he started doing other shit (usually with friends nobody cares about) instead of just playing random games. What a shame.

Hey guys

Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe!

But you can tell who's black or not by the accent, assuming you're American that is.

>thug trainer
>ITS YA BOI, GUZMA

Are you jealous he's actually good looking user?

Not the same user but I don't even know where I would start if I were to come up with an intro. Any suggestions?

instaud.io/EwC

>1 & 1/2 minute video intro of wrestling/anime set to black veil brides

>Suggestion bar suddenly fills up with lots of "most RELAXING video ever" or "SATISFYING VIDEO YOU'LL EVER WATCH"

>have Yankee accent
>mfw

This. Or just play the fucking demo.

NO. DELETE THIS. Actually my point was more about the anonymity rather than what he looked like. Now we know too much about him, and he keeps inviting his friends on to his channel and I FUCKIGN HGATEIT

do that but slowly jerk it during
also, before you say "Enjoy", take a bite out of a sandwich

Ignis?

>tfw have never liked, commented, or subscribed

Who ever thought to even make shit like this

Holy SHIT. Do what you want but just keep talking.

Try this

Hi everyone this is user and welcome back to the show!

Cut out the "lotta things" bit and the pause, then you're good.

>it doesn't work

reeeeeeee

I wouldn't, unless I knew how to play the game and had something worth saying.

7 views
1 negative comment
lol

youtube.com/watch?v=I1CLWnt4a0k

Sounds like a plan but I've got to find sandwich material. Let me just rummage through the pantry.

Sorry, senpai. Not them.

instaud.io/EwF

Gave it a go but it's obvious I need a new pop filter since my "S" is still rather sharp.

Yeah, the pause was only there because I had to burp and I was holding it in.

>Hey, it's me, ProJared

Moist

There's a difference between being a "successful" youtuber and producing actual quality content. Most "successful" youtubers produce absolutely shit content that has been edited by braindead idiots (or they do it themselves), but the thing that attracts massive amounts of people is the illusion of having an online "friend" who is "funny", "quirky" and "knows/gets the stuff". They create a personality and then a cult forms around it. People that are genuinely funny, have a good sense of humor, don't take shit from anyone and produce playthroughs of high quality as far as player skill is concerned(deathless Darkest Dungeon, Ironman Impossible games, e.t.c.) usually have a couple of hundred subscribers and maybe a hundred views per video. All because they are not trying to be "your friend".

Burp out loud.

Are you black?....You sound black but British???

Why do people talk in all of their videos?
Nobody wants to hear their voice, they want to see content.
I want to see content.
I don't want to listen to any of these fuckers.
The worst part is it's EVERY fucking youtuber these days. There are so few videos without some energetic cunt talking.

>I had to burp and I was holding it in.
what the fuck why
wasted opportunity man

...

Because most of the videos are recorded livestreams, they're talking to the chat.

This

>I haven't got an intro but what I do have is a video, enjoy

Pretty top tier intro, actually

Don't talk.
Don't ever talk unless your voice is absolutely critical. If you're a comedian and your video is cut to show funny parts, go for it, I won't watch but I'm sure plenty will.

If you're just showing off gameplay or doing a walkthrough, fuck you don't speak.

Not him, but I guess? I really don't care about his looks, but after he showed his face, something clicked off for me.

You are not everyone else. Majority want someone to be talking to them, they couldn't give a rats ass about the content and how to 100% this or that. That's the reality you live in. I don't like it either, but to pretend that "nobody wants to hear their voice" is being delusional.