Medieval era game

>medieval era game
>you can make your hair pink

>he's never heard of diluted blood

>dye didn't exist in the middle ages

>hot pink hair
>man wouldn't be immediately killed for having it then

>medieval era game
>no giant snail boss fights

>they made dyes of all colors in medieval eras from plant extracts
>used it for quilts and whatnot
>implying you couldn't put it in your hair

that's not too bad, I've seen medieval era games where you could make a female character and do something other than house chores or being a prostitute

If people in medieval times could have had pink hair they probably would have, instead they were probably lucky to wash it more than once a month since their local water hole was probably full of shit

Only in Europe during the medieval era was it common to NOT bathe. About once a year, the man first, then the wife and children, using the same water. It's part of the reason Europe was so filthy and full of plague.

Meanwhile, in Africa, during the same era and even a thousand years prior.. they bathed daily in bathhouses.

No he wouldn't.
Faggot

>assuming it takes place on Earth with the race being homosapiens
Suck my cock

>implying they even had video games in the medieval area
Holy shit you are fucking retarded.

>Meanwhile, in Africa, during the same era and even a thousand years prior.. they bathed daily in bathhouses.

WEE WUZ CLEEEENN YO

What? In medieval times I don't think most people even had the capacity to hold judgement to simple colors, if you were well off enough to have your hair dyed pink you were probably a hard motherfucker that no one would fuck with.

This, everytime someone bitches about medieval rpgs not being true to history I want to fuck their mother infront of them.

Why? No one cared about people torturing themselves with poison, hell it was the height of fashion and polite society. And Pink had no effeminate connotation until 1930, and was up through the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries the preferred color for young boys informal wear going well into the industrial and modern age.

You just set off everyone who didnt graduate highschool
Holy shit go read a textbook

>He actually believe this
Then why are they so stinky?

>game set in 1000AD
>game let you fight with anything but rock

go away fomenko

dont know about hair dye but when the fuck will the "everyone in history wore brown tattered clothes" meme die
people have been wearing bright and colorful clothes for thousands of years, its not a recent thing

Just because you were advanced centuries ago doesn't mean you'll keep it up. Look at all of South America.

go away, slav

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Often times I wonder about how disgusting everyone was back then. Greasy, ratty fucking hair, zits and acne, dick cheese, toxic muffs, etc. A person goes a few weeks without showering and they're a disgusting, smelly mess. Those people went months without showering.

WE

Medieval times and Medieval Fantasy are two entirely different settings, you retards.

Name a single medieval era game where you can select unnatural hair colours. Mods for Civ don't count.

how dare they make unrealistic.. dragons..

>dragons
>realistic

>dragons
>realistic

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Those are wyverns though, not dragons.

haha ya isn't that weird man

Dude

The Great Depression didn't last two decades and everyone was wearing brown and dirty clothes in America. Medieval times lasted much, much longer than that and everything was handmade to boot.

Wearing the same shirt for ten years is gonna leave it brown no matter how bright it originally was.

To the vikings, pink dye was actually highly coveted. Because it was so fucking rare and expensive, it was a way to show off wealth.

>byzantine emperor
>not having purple hair

were you even born in the purple motherfucker?

Acne wasn't as common as you would think because when premodern man had their skin break out and crack open it callused because their skin was covered in their own their body oils.

The Vikings were a bunch of nancyboys who had sex with priests.

AY YO HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ CLEAN AN SHIT NIGGA?

This
Why do you think the vikings tried to conquer the british isles so hard? Cause it was the only other place they could find that men would rather fuck each other than their wives

WE WUZ CLEEEN

Well this tread has gone to shit.
>strong powerful woman
>can't even break a glass ceiling
Totally breaks my immersion

t. Afrocentrist

>Meanwhile, in Africa, during the same era and even a thousand years prior.. they bathed daily in bathhouses.
>implying north africa is even part of africa