What do you want for christmas

what do you want for christmas

A pull-up bar, couple of books and gift cards for clothing. If you're over 20 and still ask for vidya for christmas you should feel ashamed.

I'm gonna buy a PS4 so I can finally play Bloodborne as a present for myself.

My life back

i'm 27 and my mommy has been buying me vidya every year

but i don't want anything this year

got myself this for christmas
i wanted to try this shit for a while

this

I dunno I guess maybe some jumpers or socks or something.

eating good food and spending time with my family is all I want

That looks quite small

If you're over 20 and still asking for Christmas presents you should be ashamed

A passion.

Skyrim special edition

For Xbox one

I'm a pleb, I know.

Peace and quiet.

Nothing

a job

How is it?

a christmas cake

A release from this torment.

Peace of mind.

Cancer.

fag

______a BF

Nothing really, I'd rather avoid it since I can't afford to give gifts back, least not the ones people ask for, fucking I ask for token shit that costs like $15, they ask for $80-120 pricerange shit and I'm somehow the one who is being shitty if I don't buy it for them.

Cunts.

dunno
waiting for delivery

battlefield?

This. I want a job and a gf. I want a future. I want to feel hopeful again.

>tfw well into 20s and parents still buy you nice expensive presents, or shit that you ask for

To die.

you'll realize it when you get older

hopefully not bf1

Nice little vial of painless deadly poison.

I bought myself a Fleshlight over Black Friday because I'd always wanted to try one. Well worth it.

when did ricky grow out his beard?

no refunds, user, the arrow of time points forward always

LIVING THE LIFE BABY

I want to be loved.

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painless death

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people keep asking me what i want but i can't think of anything

new graphics card would be nice but i don't really game on PC. a new monitor would be nice but i'm fine with the one i have. that xbox one elite controller might be cool but i don't think it's worth spending $150 on a controller. there are no games i want. i have good headphones and don't need to upgrade them. i've got a E17k dac/amp and maybe i could upgrade that but it seems unnecessary.

there is literally nothing i want. what do?

My family doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A gf.
I nearly did it, too.

I just want her back in my life ;_;

my death

i pity you

>tfw get a huge urge to blow money on an onahole whenever I get horny
>Feeling immediately goes away right as I cum
Holy shit make it stop.
It's the same feeling when you go shopping while you're hungry. It's fucking awful.

t. ahmed

>tfw literally want socks and underwear so i dont have to do it myself

To stop being so depressed every day when i have little reason to be. To stop feeling like nothingi do is ever good enough.

I got a tenga black. Best money I ever spent, my orgasms are muscle spasm inducing.

>always buy things for myself
>every year around the holidays or my birthday, there's nothing I would want to ask for from friends or family
>always shrug and feel like an asshat when asked what I'd want

just get an onahole, they're great

As someone who made actually followed through with that impulse: Don't. It wasn't worth it. At least not the one I got. Maybe a Fleshlight or a Tenga might be better but the Tamatoys I bought isn't worth it.

a roommate

Death of the Burgeousie

i got a red one, it was kinda nice but after 3 times it was ruined and went to trash, wasn't even worth the money. it's supposed to be a single use.

Dragonball Fusions
In fact i'd have it now...
IF FUCKING AMAZON WOULD DELIVER IT ON TIME
ITS BEEN FOUR DAYS

A new job. I hate my boss in a way I have never hated someone I work with before.

Ill be your roommate

I want to die in a way that won't make my parents sad.

I saw the red one, but the black is the best. Really tight and has a part at the top that feels amazing on your glans.

literally just buy one. never had one before but if you are experiencing that everytime might as well try it so you stop being autismo about it

Happiness

I would really like a hug
Maybe next year, I guess...

Kill me Pete.

>onahole
>wanting your sex toys to look like a little mutilated body

it's creepy and i don't see the purpose

A will to live.

that's not the only onahole that exists, numbnuts

set a building on fire and save whoever you can find in it

qt gf or a sweet death

soak it in hot water and lube that shit up (even if you are uncut) with baby oil after draining it to achieve maximum pleasure.

just what every other christmass and birthday. To go to sleep and never wake up

My hopes and dreams.

Also, sweets, lots of sweets.

to be young again

i know, it gets way more creppy

Looks like a bitch to clean. Flip hole is objecticely the best.

I want one too, user. It's been so long since I've had one.

>well into 20's

>live with mom (not a neet just both poor)

>the place we are renting got bought

>have to move out on january first

>can't find an affordable place because all the housing was given to syrian refugees (Canada)

I'll be happy as long as we don't end up on the street... Fucking shitty dude weed prime minister

>not including the comma

you still want to live pham

>Ear fleshlight

what

Is that a fucking headcrab onahole

furi on steam

just in case santa is lurking in this thread; [email protected]

Yeah, Fleshlights already take like 3 hours to fucking dry, I bet that abomination takes a day.

>christmas

lmao are none of you adults? it's called black friday, children

Whats this? Some kind of egg cracker?

One of these things. They taste good.

Also the sweet release of death.

>UGH SO CREEPY

>Teeth

Tell me why you want teeth

I miss these, you can grab these in literally every pajeet corner shop back when I lived in bongland.

kill me pete

>miwoj

The gift of self-motivation

>a bitch to clean
I own a few onaholes and used to own a few tengas, ask me anything.
They're actually extremely easy to clean.
Literally just rinse ita out, roll up a paper towel, slide it in, squeeze the onahole a bit for maximum drying coverage, slide it out and bam. Clean.

user its late, pls get some rest.

>SO CREEPY

yes!

Actually, the black ones are for infinite use. They cost 4 times as much though.

Human connection.
Someone who loves me
A job
Shit, even just a friend, a single fucking friend.

Every year that goes by I grow more angry and bitter, and I slowly lose more and more chance of any human connection in future.

That or a degenerate bad dragon fleshlight :^^^)))

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someone to help dig me out of this 4-year-deep hole

Fucking ear onahole, Ahhhh that takes me back to my first encountered shitpost posting about ff9

Kill me, Pete

But aren't you proud of how GENEROUS and ACCEPTING your country is to those poor refugees??

Man, they came a long way, the least they deserve is free housing and income. You should be thankful for them

>Tfw I agree with this user
There is nothing better than being comfy