LMAO, based Miyamoto blew Fallon the fuck out

LMAO, based Miyamoto blew Fallon the fuck out.

>game automatically dodges enemies for you

looks amazing

and these show appearances are great for nintendo. fallon explained by himself how does the switch work

Truly a console for a new generation

Is reggies hair thinning?

Holy shit, Reggie is FAT

It's just moved to his back.

That'd be the only thing thinning.

Jimmy Fallon is fucking insufferable.

I still want the Switch

I can't watch this because counterfeit emotional displays make me cringe.

I'll apologize to them after they apologize to me for the Wii U

This desu. He looks fatter than usual to me.

>shilling that hard

Nintendo is fucking pathetic

If they sent every Wii U owner a Switch, would that be enough of an apology?

>making your console known is pathetic
would you rather they not market it at all like the wiiu? look how well that turned out

>shitposting this hard

You are fucking pathetic

you're on Sup Forums, the biggest shithole on the internet. logic doesn't work here

>mfw people saying the frame rate will be shit got BTFO

You're pure cancer.

The company itself cannot shill. It's called strategic advertising you fucking chimp.
If you mean Jimmy Fallon was shilling for Nintendo, you're also wrong. It's not shilling when someone is genuinely shitting themselves out of happiness over how much they love a product from a company they're big fans of. Not to mention getting to physically play the next Zelda game on the Switch for the first time surrounded by your idols would make anyone squeal.

Please try to remember what it's like to smile. It's pretty nice.

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Jee wiz I wonder why they said that? Because all footage has been from the Wii U?

Seriously, who the fuck is going to bother getting this on a dead console like the Wii u. It was clear as day the switch would run it way better. I hate this board.

Is the switch backwards compat?

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THEY HAD TO SHRINK IT SO IT LASTS MORE THAN 2 HOURS

NICE 5 INCH SCREEN TBQH

>Because all footage has been from the Wii U?
that is not the point at all. it will be smooth on the wii u . the point is that most of the time videos of vidya look like shit. you have to see it in motion on an actual TV screen. but everything is good for shitposting here

This, based Sony would never advertise - the only thing that sells the PS4 is positive word of mouth.

SONY DOMINATION.

does it explode?it should,when hacked..

mario jump looks ok. the prompts aren't too visible.

>people in their mid 20s are still playing Nintendo games

fucking hell guys

Nope. But it's getting enhanced ports of practically every Wii U game

>people in their mid 20s are still playing games
fucking hell guys

>brand = age
good goy.

>top
>pretty colors but silky smooth 15fps
>bottom
>washed up colors but 60fps

They made the correct decision.

He's just cultivating mass bro. You'd look like that too if you got your pump on.

I know right lmao.
My pretend soldier games and my nep-nep games are much more mature.

Bright lighting.

Nigga hasn't played Wii Fit in ages.

Shut up, Mac.

THIS

These kids should switch to a real console, the PS4.

people keep saying this, yet it would be the first mobile system they have made that is more powerful than even a gamecube let alone a wii u

>the nintendo bait and switch

THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!
WHY ARE THEY SHILLING IT ON SOME STUPID AMERICAN TV SHOW?
YOU WILL SEE IT WILL STILL FLOP!
MARK MY WORDS!!!

LOL

My mom's flip phone has a better screen.

>sony's biggest game gets destroyed by Conan
>nintendo's new console is praised by Jimmy
how the fuck will Sonycucks ever recover?

>nintendo
>King of gimmicks
>king of rehashes

I dont understand the appeal, but i guess new "innovative" ways to look like a fucking autist in public will appeal to the majority of this board

>mario
kek

Pretty sure the Vita is more powerful than a Gamecube

Conan destroyed the last guardian?

>this thread

>implying anyone cared for the last blunder.

>ffxv is a Sony game
Stay mad nintencuck. Just because third parties actually support good hardware doesn't make it an exclusive.

>he says, before seeing FFVII show up on the NX

>HEY PKEKS, SIGN A PETITION FOR FFXV XD
>n-not this t-time nintencuck, f-final fantasy i-isn't exclusive

>Anywhere you can see you can get too
Where have I heard this before???

>no marketing for Switch
>"wtf Nintendo, mere months till its release and no advertising? Is Nintendo doom? Literally Wii-U 2.0"-v
>marketing
>"Shrill"-v

What a place this is

Nope people say it's a sonygame because only sonyggers cared about it, xbros didn't even bough it.

Yeah, but from the video material it seems like it is actually true this time.

>v
You have to go back.

the nintendo vita... how could i have forgotten

Is there are any new information out of this? Listening to Fallon is too physically painful.

No, wait until january.

No matter how you pulls it, they played it on the Sony system, and only sonnygers are making threads about it right now. It will blow your ming, but Xbone users are less fanatical than you when it comes to defend branded hot garbage.

Yeah I bet, it'll also have 200 endings and you can climb all the way to the top of that mountain. It just works

Every video has been in the center of the world. Of course you can go everywhere you see.

Us mature gamers amirite XD

I have shitty internet right now, what's the framerate like?

It's smooth

Silky smooth cinematic 720p 24fps.

Nintendo is fucking pathetic, paying all this money to make Jimmy shill.

At least square and sony have integrity. Conan may have torn FF XV to shreds but he didn't make a fucking dime because Sony doesn't pay shills.

why are there so many churches underground?

Shitposter
No frame drops but they weren't in a particularly intense area. Pretty big explosion went off with no drops though so it's looking positive

buttery smooth 20fps

How do you know any of this is true?

>Only kids play Nintendo!
>WTF adults play Nintendo!?

The video itself is at most 30 fps, but it looks better than on The Game Awards

>Shitposter
Except he's literally correct.

Faggot, you have no idea what the frame rate was. There was no counter and it was pretty clearly smoother than 24

prove me wrong

I hope this is real

I really do

Price yourself right

I'm just imagining how awful her pussy smells.

Man children


I dont think you have ever smelt a pussy in your life

>The electoral college is rigged!
2016 had the most beautiful pottery I've ever seen.

Whatever floats your boat.

Her pussy clearly stinks.

>mfw I'm trying to get hyped for a nintendo product.

I guess, I'll get one if they have more games than usual. otherwaie I might wait until they have a lineup I can really apreciate. even the Wii U I waite d for a bundle.

Nintendo just drops the ball hard on compelling games that can move systems. They just aren't innovating the right way to appeal to consumers.

we want new worlds to explore, not new ways to play in the same old worlds. and even the switch is much lieka a wii U anyway.

i just don't see them really innovating in either categories, gaming or hardware.

They just ensured a million sales, they're actually focusing on marketing this time and as long as people actually know about Nintendo's new console they'll buy it. Switch will hit as hard as Wii

ok

>Wii
lol wtf is this gimmicky bullshit?
>Switch
lol wtf where is the innovation?

Really gets my noggin' joggin'.

you missed this part
>new worlds to explore, not new ways to play in the same old worlds

wii was a great gimmick, that they squandered. best they came up with is mario galaxy and porting over light gun games.

the games were just not anything to write home about.

It didn't occur to me how easily the Switch could fit in my pocket for some reason.

alright

Happening

Will fit way better than the fat ass 3DS. Only reason I never took mine with me. That, and I didn't want to look like I had special needs.

>"I'm super mature guys I eat pussy everyday for breakfast, here smell my finger"
Dude stop, people who think they're more mature than others based on their hobbies are the most immature people or there

his reactions seems so fake

>>"I'm super mature guys I eat pussy everyday for breakfast, here smell my finger

dont think i typed that anywhere.

>it's ok when nintendo does it

Jimmy Fallon always acts like this, Sup Forums loved him a month ago when he let Trump on his show.

YOU'RE A GROWN ASS MAN! GRIWN MEN PLAY THESE CHILDREN GAMES FOLKS! THE THOUGHT OF THAT FILLS ME WITH CRINGE. IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!

>autoplay mario
>zelda bad framerate
Pretty bad.