Can we all agree that this is the official tier list of good Pokemon starters?

Can we all agree that this is the official tier list of good Pokemon starters?

Seriously, if your favorite starter is in shit tier, you are beyond help.

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>Feraligatr
>Shit tier

I will destroy you.

Decidueye's design is fucking shit and you should feel bad for liking it. Aside from that you're fine.

>is fucking shit
>the only good design compared to the two other fetish shit ones

>being literally 12 years old

>all gen 5 starters are in shit tier
good list, OP

They have those other tiers for a reason, let me try to fix this. Put empoleon at high tier, blastoise at top tier, swampert at mid tier, delphox at high tier, infernape at mid tier, venusaur at top tier, and torterra at high tier at then this list is accurate.

But that's right.

>Blastoise is shit
Fuck you, OP

awful opinions

this desu totodile is the man

Call Venusaur shit tier again and I'll fucking find you and rape you, cocksucker. He's a giant frog with a fucking flower on his back, sorry not all pokemon look like edgy furry sex slaves.

>Empoleon above Feraligator
>Torterra and Venusaur in shit tier

OP's a dumb piece of trash, yo.

>only edgemons are at high or top tier
>legit good designs like Venusaur, Torterra, or Blastoise in shit

Yeah, get the hell out of here, mate, your taste is shit.

>digimon penguin is top tier water starter
>blastoise and feraligatr in shit tier
just take my (You) and leave, you son of a bitch

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>Torterra in Bottom while Sceptile and OUTCLASSED BY A FUCKING ANCHOR in God

Your taste is objective shit.

All starters are shit tier

>TOP TIER
Charizard
Infernape
Empoleon
Samurott (upright)
Feraligatr

>HIGH TIER
Sceptile
Serperior
Blastoise
Swampert

>MID TIER
Torterra
Typhlosion
Blaziken
Venusaur
Decidueye
Incineroar

>SHIT TIER
Greninja
Deplox
Chesnaught
Meganium
Samurott (all fours)
Emboar
Primarina

There is no way this post isn't bait.

>Generic Western Dragon
>Top Tier

>Venasaur and Blastoise in shit tier

They should be High tier you faglord!

>iconic mythological creature, cleanly rendered in the style of the series. no digimon doodads and no bullshit
I bet you liked mega evolutions

fixed a little
you need to work on your tastes

>Top Tier

Sinnoh
Alola

>Great Tier

Hoenn

>Ok Tier

Kalos
Unova
Kanto

>Shit Tier

Johto

Keep in mind this is taking both aesthetics and usability into consideration for each trio.

we're talking strictly in terms of visual design, right?

You say that and yet you have Infernape under it which is the exact thing you claim to be against.

I'm not that guy, I'm jus sayin mang
this is my list

>venusaur and blastoise in shit tier
yeah your taste is shit

Venusaur is god tier but let's be honest now, Blastoise and Charizard as well are boring designs only being held up by nostalgia.

I noticed something really bad in my list now it's fixed

I think you have a great taste

>he doesn't box his starter as soon as he gets pokeballs

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>All gen one not in elder god tier.
Terrible list.

Better

They're strikingly simple, not boring. A lot of the other ones, the details are distracting and cluttered. I find myself staring at all the random crap that's been glued or painted onto the mon, trying to identify what any of that shit is supposed to be. Unnecessary spikes and nubs and frills everywhere. Charizard is instantly understood at a glance.
>"Oh, it's a dragon."
Blastoise, too:
>"Oh, it's a big-ass turtle with shoulder cannons."
Empoleon?
>Oh, it's a.. penguin, with... like, spike hands? I think? And a crown thing... maybe it's a mask, though... Wait, I get it, it's his beak and a crown thingy. Is that doily bib thing like a part of his body, or just a pattern? Wait, is it wearing a tie? Oh wait, the wing spikes aren't hands, he's got tiny fingers already...
It's cluttered bullshit. Gamefreak needs to introduce their mon designers to Occam's razor.

>nostalgiacuck

Bidoof master race

so i herd you don't liek mudkipz
you have shit taste kill you're selve immediately

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oi, Mega Charizard X was a godsend tbqh. while I'm still mixed on the design, a physically offensive charizard is fucking awesome.

not to mention having my bro relevant in competitive play after years of being trash is fucking great.

and Sun and Moon gave some love to my truest bro Snorlax.

>All the Pokemon I like are in high tiers
>All the Pokemon I don't like are in shit tiers

Every fucking time with you people.

>that everything

I was going to list exactly what stuff you had wrong but I would've been re-writing the entire fucking chart you philistine.

No I'm not resizing it, fuck you

Perfect.
Well it would be but i don't see what's good about charizard.

Who the fuck do you think you are?
That should be illegal in at least 37 different countries.

>Totodile
>Bad

Kill yourself imediatelly

What is there to not understand?

Wow. That's a horrible list

Having a blast with my pissed off toucan and you can't stop me! Gave away popplio to a friend but I'm sure he's not using it either

Decidueye is going to be UU, he sucks. Ipicked him so i know this.
Serperior is the best grass starter HA without counting megas.

Rest of your list is decent.

No fuck you.

Every starter is high tier except Greninja who is shit tier.

Your favorite is the best out of the high tiers.

Basically, if you like Greninja you are probably underage or a manchild. All other starter tastes are perfectly normal and your favorite is the best.

Theres your "objectivity".

>Charizard
>Top tier
lmaooo

>Edgelord teenager's starter package.

That is some prime garbage taste you've got there user.

You've got (some) good mons in top tier but then everything else in shit.

>most popular starters in Sup Forums are Totodile, Charmander and Froakie

I'd honestly would be ok with this if all The people who pick froakie would just disappear. They tend to be very shitty people and Greninja is such a horrible design.

Good thing jobfrog got cucked hard

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Accurate

YEP. THIS IS THE LIST. PEFECT.

Feraligart. Blastoise, monkeyyhing and pig thing should be higher.

Everything else is right

>Torterra
>Infernape
>Feraligatr
>Swampert
>>>>Shit tier
Nigga, just kill yourself

I'm fine with people liking shitty designs, everyone has their taste, but when you compound it with those same people starting starter hate threads or starter wars you kinda just want them to disappear. The fact that they justify themselves with such an awful design and "muh popularity" is pretty annoying.

Thank god game freak is at least set on satisfying everyone with variety in starters instead of just making three "greninjas" each gen.

Even if you hate humanoid Greninja-style startes, he's still the best one of them since Blaziken.

Every one of you putting Blaziken in top tier is a bunch of weeaboo faggots.

Your image for instance.
How do you even sexualized a fat orange lizard?

why do you hate flame chicken?

As long as we're just talking design-wise:

>Great
Charizard
Blastoise
Venusaur
Infernape
Greninja
Decidueye
Primarina

>Good
Feraligatr
Blaziken
Empoleon
Incineroar

>Okay
Typhlosion
Sceptile
Torterra
Serperior
Samurott
Delphox

>Meh
Swampert
Chesnaught

>Bad
Meganium
Emboar

P.S. ur list is gay

Because he doesn't look like a Pokémon at all. He looks like a kid in a furry costume

>Fire beard
>Shit tier
Nah m8, you're beyond help.

barafags

Disgusting.

This is the worst tier ranking I've ever seen in my whole life

Are you serious?

I waited till I had filled my team of six but I still didn't use it anyways.
Grubbin Master Race

>fat
>lizard
are you really confused about this?
but for real, this it's a competent, minimalist design that quickly tells you what you're dealing with: a fire-breathing, flying dragon. I can understand that some might think that's not very imaginative, but I think it's something they were pretty much forced to create 1st gen, just because of the nature of Pokemon. When you're coming up with pokemon (which is usually just "animal + elemental type = pokemon"), it's not going to be long at all until you wanna make a big fire lizard. It would be weird if it wasn't a dragon.

>serperior is shit-tier
>emboar and incineroar is shit-tier
>>>FERALIGATR, SWAMPERT AND SAMUROTT ARE SHIT-TIER

What's it like having shit taste?

My Incinegatr, aka brothers of destruction, team is currently undefeated in doubles. F you OP.

Typhlosion is
>warm
>soft
>cuddly
>on fire
>ready to fuck you up at any time

It's Wave Man. That's why it's steel type.

This.

>Chose Chikorita in G/S and HG/SS
>People would laugh at me for picking "worst" starter
>Laugh back at them when my Meganium took out most of their team

I like all of them best.

Where is the guy who wants to dick a Typhlosion, though?

I had this conversion with a gay furry recently. Even he didn't understand how people sexualize Charizard. Its proportions are too unnatural to be attractive.

I also like Meganium. It's a great-looking mon, one of the best designed starters by far.

?

How do you not?

>infernape
>blastoise
>shit tier
Kill yourself

Its cute.
Why do I need a better reason than that when it comes to fictional characters?

Yeah, but how is it even attractive?
I just don't get it.

I find cute to be an attractive quality.

It's cute and could probably lift you or hold you down. It's not entirely visual, either, I'm guessing.

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>Primarina
>Delphox
>Serperior
>shit

>It's not entirely visual, either,

Well yeah, but beyond visual cues like "This 2d female character is depicted as having hips and thus my brain now wants to breed because thats how biology works" I don't think anyone really has a full understanding of how attraction works for fictional characters in general.

>Delphox Shit
>Incineroar High
Wrong

Let's settle this
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110% shit list.

>Marshtomp anywhere other than top or high.
nigga you high as shit