Why is this Pokemon so angry?

Why is this Pokemon so angry?

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Did you even read it's Pokedex?

maybe its butt hurts

because he'll be quickly forgotten thanks to all the waifumons taking the spotlight

60 base speed

literally taken from my mom's birdcage

because its angry that its literally just a toucan

But it's the ace of the best human waifu!

He's stuck in a shitty gen

Because it has a gun for a beak?

Because he thought that when he evolved, he would be able to right the wrongs in the world.

Because one trainer may not catch him, but two can.

Someone took his fruit loops.

because

le toucan has ANGER MANAGEMENT DISCREPANCIES

How the fuck this happened?

>he doesn't understand Pokebreeding mechanics

Because he thought he would be in a better speed tier, and Close Combat, and priority burn that burns first, and better bulk to take a unburned hit, and a better STAB that compliments Flying type, and that Braviary doesn't exist.

Funny enough it's "my wife cucked me face" doesn't work under Pokemon rules because species are determined by the mother when breeding

someone post a gif/webm of it doing the flying z-move

...

The fact that it's 100% burn on contact makes it really fucking nice, but you're right about it both lacking bulk to take a non burned hit, more less it's speed. It could not give a damn about speed if it had better bulk, but in turn the bulk wouldn't be an issue if it just had better speed.

Skill Link rock blast/bullet seed/fury attack though with crit up or otherwise still dunks most other gen7 mon, but like everything not being then tapu or UB, it'll not survive outside of it's own meta.

Honestly Gen 7 feels like we're playing a TGC and only the most recent booster pack is valid as all the older ones are banned because the new cards are only OK in their own environment and shit elsewhere.

Fuck off to your containment board, retards.

Perhaps its systems for cooling its beak down are only enough to keep it from doing damage to itself but still cause him immense pain. Being Toucannon is suffering.

Fuckin kek Underrated

Because of PT.

>mfw Braviary is in the same game as this piece of shit

I would fucking pissed too.

>doesn't get any egg moves from Toucannon father
WHAT'S THE POINT???
pokemondb.net/pokedex/rowlet/egg

>any mon that isn't literally the best in the game is shit!
Smogon, pls just ban yourself.